So user, what do you do on your free time?
So user, what do you do on your free time?
gauge if i'm low enough to kill myself yet
I volunteer at an animal shelter, where I give handjobs to german shepherds.
I go browse Slate and Tumblr in Starbucks on my Macbook, just after peeing in the coffee machine water tank.
I vape weed and work out
Hey user! Me and most the rest of class are going to that bar near the school. Are you coming?
IN THE ARMS OF AN ANGEL
Sure, let me just get my "outside" outfit
No, get yourself another orbiter, bitch
That dog would look a lot more relaxed with a blown load.
I masturbate to poorly drawn japanese cartoons.
Its not really volunteering if you have to sneak in.
user, you got a big apartment, right? So, afterparty at your place? Don't worry, we'll tell the rest of the gang.
I do your mom
would saying this to an actual girl increase my chances of getting sex?
i ask piple to solve this
No-one is forcing me to other than my own impulses
I do what the matrix tells me to
Video games all day every day.
although is may sound completely crazy
saying something like this to a girl you want to "hook up with"
might actually be a good idea
provided you also ready to elaborate, on the fly, as on says, with other terms
in order to exemplify to the female of our choice
that you are a man of the world
this is my experience of such situations
but all of those references are clearly jewish
I do what the Jews tell me. They run things so they know what they're talking about.
yes, and and of these redpill people do to
it is so endless and sad and funny at the same time
that they win every time
the jews, that is
ITS A FRIDAY
HOLD YOUR FARTS IN OR GO SOMEWHERE YOU KNOW NO ONE WILL SUFFER FROM YOUR FLATULENCE
THERE ARE WOMEN WITH APPLE PRODUCTS HERE
How did you know? What the fuck was I doing with these whores anyways?
Jew/ is always right jews run pol/
I KNOW BECUASE I KEEP TRACK OF TIME BY USE OF A CALENDAR I HAVE
AND ALSO I KNOW ABOUT SUCH THINGS
FLATULANCE, WOMEN, FRIDAYS
YOU REALLY THINK THEY WASTE TIME ON /POL/?
THEY JUST PUT A GENERAL NIGGER IN CHARGE OF KEEPING CHECK AND MAKING SURE THEY HAD THEIR FAKE NEWS TO GOBBLE UP
IT MIGHT SEEM COMPLEX BUT ACTUALLY ITS NOT THAT MUCH TO GET INTO
ALL YOU NEED IS SOMETHING THAT HELPS YOU SEE THE LIGHT
like what, savior user?
OH WOW WAIT I THNK I HIT CAPS LOCKA WHIKLE
PLEASE WAIT WHILE I LOOK IT UP SO ALL MY PYPING WONT BE IN CAPS LCOK
seriouly stay runed
i realize i am running out of alcohol even though the night is only starting
i must run out for a few minutes
when i return
i shall talk deep and serious issues
of only i do not sober up
That's what they want you to think.
They're masters of 6000000D chess.
YES NOW I AM BACK
OH MANTHAT WALK WAS REINVIGORATING
THERE WAS ALSO A WHOLE BUNCH OF CHAV UNDERAGE GIRLS WITH THEIR TITS BASICALLY HANGING OUT OF THEIR TOPS EYEING ME BECAUSE I WAS A DRUNK USELES ASSHOLE BUYING BEER
THEY WERE CHEWING THEIR GUMS AND TOUCHING THEIR PHONES IN THE HOPES I WOULD BUY THEM ALCOHOL
+//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////YOU KNOW I ACTUALLY THO
fuck them right in the pussy
God damn you're a winner at life.
IT IS BECOMING CLEARER
BUT WHAT I WANTED TO DISCUSS WAS SERIOUS ISSUES REGARDING
brb playing chess
I WILL FINISH MY BEER WHILE ALSO SHARPENIGNM MY ARGHUMENTS
What about politics ? I voted for Hilary
i just realized i am not even in the thread i thought i was
there is a possibility that my level of intoxication is cauing me to mage judgements that are not to be trusted
"why the fuck are you talking to me, you stupid cunt?"
I have never held a real hobby or passion for anything other than the obvious pussy/money/ hang out. I do things from time ot time, sure, But I dont have what everyone else seems to have.
Bill, he's a gun guy. Or Tom is the artist. Brad is the athlete. Chris is into cars.
Me? nothing. Never.
Whats wrong with me?
there is no such thing
careful what you which for user
i put so mcuh effort into typing this correctly because i meant it
Fuck off. I dont date women under 30
THE NAZI SAMEFAG HAS ARRAVERD WITH HIS NEGATIVITY
BUT IT IS A FRIDAY WE SAY
BUT THE NAZI SAMEFAG SAYS NO
but I ain't, I'm chessanon
how could someone say that
i realize it might happen, but it is so sad
chess is so common
and yet it is so rare for an user to engage in it, that someone might actually call themselves
could i call myself
but there would be a few others around like me
what was i talking about
it does hurt
i keep thinking it is friday and i should really try to just not bring any of all the wars into the discussion
all i long for is a moments without these wars
it's so hard to keep it out
this is the outlook we all need
i know captain fantastic said interesting is a non word
and then all i can say is
I am an artist. I create masterpieces. I made this.
What are we trying to solve for? Looks solved to me already
solve for x, retard
I give handjobs to german shepherds
SHAVE YOUR NIPPLES FOR PEACE
Well, I like to relax by going home, having a few shots of gray goose, listening to experimental jazz records like Sonny Sharrock, and cleaning my firearms. You wanna go to my place and watch Blue Velvet with me?
Fap to you