So user, what do you do on your free time?

So user, what do you do on your free time?

gauge if i'm low enough to kill myself yet

I volunteer at an animal shelter, where I give handjobs to german shepherds.

I go browse Slate and Tumblr in Starbucks on my Macbook, just after peeing in the coffee machine water tank.

I vape weed and work out

Hey user! Me and most the rest of class are going to that bar near the school. Are you coming?

IN THE ARMS OF AN ANGEL

Sure, let me just get my "outside" outfit

No, get yourself another orbiter, bitch

That dog would look a lot more relaxed with a blown load.

I masturbate to poorly drawn japanese cartoons.

Its not really volunteering if you have to sneak in.

user, you got a big apartment, right? So, afterparty at your place? Don't worry, we'll tell the rest of the gang.

I do your mom

would saying this to an actual girl increase my chances of getting sex?

i ask piple to solve this

No-one is forcing me to other than my own impulses

I do what the matrix tells me to

Video games all day every day.

although is may sound completely crazy

saying something like this to a girl you want to "hook up with"

might actually be a good idea

provided you also ready to elaborate, on the fly, as on says, with other terms

in order to exemplify to the female of our choice

that you are a man of the world

this is my experience of such situations

but all of those references are clearly jewish

I do what the Jews tell me. They run things so they know what they're talking about.

yes, and and of these redpill people do to

it is so endless and sad and funny at the same time

that they win every time

the jews, that is

I don't

STOP FARTING

ITS A FRIDAY

HOLD YOUR FARTS IN OR GO SOMEWHERE YOU KNOW NO ONE WILL SUFFER FROM YOUR FLATULENCE

THERE ARE WOMEN WITH APPLE PRODUCTS HERE

How did you know? What the fuck was I doing with these whores anyways?

Jew/ is always right jews run pol/

I KNOW BECUASE I KEEP TRACK OF TIME BY USE OF A CALENDAR I HAVE

AND ALSO I KNOW ABOUT SUCH THINGS

FLATULANCE, WOMEN, FRIDAYS

APPLE PRODUCTS

OH GOD

MANY THOUGHTS

YOU REALLY THINK THEY WASTE TIME ON Holla Forums?

THEY JUST PUT A GENERAL NIGGER IN CHARGE OF KEEPING CHECK AND MAKING SURE THEY HAD THEIR FAKE NEWS TO GOBBLE UP

IT MIGHT SEEM COMPLEX BUT ACTUALLY ITS NOT THAT MUCH TO GET INTO

ALL YOU NEED IS SOMETHING THAT HELPS YOU SEE THE LIGHT

like what, savior user?

OH WOW WAIT I THNK I HIT CAPS LOCKA WHIKLE

PLEASE WAIT WHILE I LOOK IT UP SO ALL MY PYPING WONT BE IN CAPS LCOK

no wait

seriouly stay runed

i realize i am running out of alcohol even though the night is only starting

i must run out for a few minutes

when i return

i shall talk deep and serious issues

of only i do not sober up

k

That's what they want you to think.
They're masters of 6000000D chess.

YES NOW I AM BACK

OH MANTHAT WALK WAS REINVIGORATING

THERE WAS ALSO A WHOLE BUNCH OF CHAV UNDERAGE GIRLS WITH THEIR TITS BASICALLY HANGING OUT OF THEIR TOPS EYEING ME BECAUSE I WAS A DRUNK USELES ASSHOLE BUYING BEER

THEY WERE CHEWING THEIR GUMS AND TOUCHING THEIR PHONES IN THE HOPES I WOULD BUY THEM ALCOHOL

LOL

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fuck them right in the pussy

God damn you're a winner at life.

YES

IT IS BECOMING CLEARER

BUT WHAT I WANTED TO DISCUSS WAS SERIOUS ISSUES REGARDING

POLITICAL ISSUES

brb playing chess

YES OK

I WILL FINISH MY BEER WHILE ALSO SHARPENIGNM MY ARGHUMENTS

What about politics ? I voted for Hilary

i just realized i am not even in the thread i thought i was

there is a possibility that my level of intoxication is cauing me to mage judgements that are not to be trusted

ggwp

hrdt

ghetr

ja

lol


ok man

"why the fuck are you talking to me, you stupid cunt?"

I have never held a real hobby or passion for anything other than the obvious pussy/money/ hang out. I do things from time ot time, sure, But I dont have what everyone else seems to have.
Bill, he's a gun guy. Or Tom is the artist. Brad is the athlete. Chris is into cars.

Me? nothing. Never.

there is no such thing

careful what you which for user

goddmmit

i put so mcuh effort into typing this correctly because i meant it

in earnest

a wizard

burn him

yee

Fuck off. I dont date women under 30

OH NO

THE NAZI SAMEFAG HAS ARRAVERD WITH HIS NEGATIVITY

BUT IT IS A FRIDAY WE SAY

HAVE COMPASSION

BUT THE NAZI SAMEFAG SAYS NO

but I ain't, I'm chessanon

how could someone say that

i realize it might happen, but it is so sad

chess is so common

and yet it is so rare for an user to engage in it, that someone might actually call themselves

chesanon

could i call myself

drunkandsadbeerdrinkinganon ?

well maybe

but there would be a few others around like me

what was i talking about

i dunno

it does hurt

i keep thinking it is friday and i should really try to just not bring any of all the wars into the discussion

all i long for is a moments without these wars

it's so hard to keep it out

what wars

lol yes

this is the outlook we all need

i know captain fantastic said interesting is a non word

re-phrase

and then all i can say is

I am an artist. I create masterpieces. I made this.

What are we trying to solve for? Looks solved to me already

solve for x, retard

SHAVE YOUR NIPPLES FOR PEACE

Well, I like to relax by going home, having a few shots of gray goose, listening to experimental jazz records like Sonny Sharrock, and cleaning my firearms. You wanna go to my place and watch Blue Velvet with me?

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