Looking for the best way to humiliate a high schooler

Plant CP in his locker and then tell the principal.

I think I'm gonna give him laxatives.

Wish me luck.

let us know how it works out you filthy turkroach

bisacodyl is in tablet form and is really easy to crush into a powder

Spike his coffee with a huge dose of benadryl. Nothing is more embarrassing than seeing a million spiders crawling around the school and freaking out about it.

Again, fiction, not advice.

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Accuse him of masturbating