Could you?

Consider me baited.

No. But I could make my own cum from her ass. What do I win?

is 2" big?

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Admit your a faggot already and stop acting like you're straight. You like dicks.

For you

Come out of the fucking closet already and accept your love for man-arse and cocks.

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People always told me thickness > length
but that's only because of how vaginas work
Is longer better for anal?

Prostate isn't that far in, so size isn't the biggest issue in any dimension, only really the angle of it.