Not to be ladophobic but i think lads who go for a bit of cheeky nandos in public are disgusting if we're being quite...

nigger-tier tbhfam. That said,
noice. Shame the replacement's a FWD V6 rebadged Vauxhall.

I go for a cheeky nandos with the lads. standard. i got my main brev anders who is an absolute legend did you see him pull a chunder dragon on some pleb last christmas? #banterclaus i got brutus the bantersaurus rex, good lad. top lad. there's calculator soz, cassius, and he's invited some top lads along too. casca's turned up, he's a posh twat but he's our posh twat, you get me? anyway. we get some nandos and out of nowhere the lads start flingin peri-peri all over my JD trakkies? like banter is banter but them trakkies was brand new. they're all chucking the cheeky sauce at me, apart from brutus. and he just looks at me, right?

peri won't even wash out, it'll just dry and your trakkies will be fine. stop being fussy m88 ur like 2/10 in terms of top lads right now.

too many references that seem to actually make sense you're faking Muhammad

Nando's: Proper hilarious banter with the lads, cheeky as heck. Banter rating - 10/10

Pizza Hut: Average bants tbh. It's got that old school vibe, that nostalgic banty ice cream machine feel, but the sauces are pretty wank if i'm being quite fully honest with you. Banter rating - 5/10

Frankie and Benny's: It's decorated nicely inside but the food is fucking shite and it gave me constipation once. It's more of a banter with the fam, or banties with the gf, not really banter with the lads territory. Pretty wank bants to be frank. Banter rating - 2/10

Greggs: Cracking bants but you're only in there for five minutes while you get a pasty so the banter, while of a high standard, is short lived… Banter rating - 6/10

Little Chef: God-like banter. It rivals Nando's but not as cheeky, more of a 'Why the eff are we in little chef' type of vibe. Banter rating - 9/10

I think you're Australian, but I couldn't say anything else for sure. Regardless, it sounds like you're having fun and if that's the case, good for you.

u fkn wot m80?

I nikked dis 'ello mag from da doc's….it's got Jordan and Peter pics innnit! Wikked innit….didja get ya tablets sorted for dat smell cumming from ya minge?

m8 ill jaw u right in the gob sware on ur nans musty ninge

I've had this theory for years. Everyone thought I was wrong. Finally, I've been proven right. According to recent findings, yer nans mossy minge retains 99.99% ov all horn juices I pump her wiff durin a gud n propa gash-bashin. Me n me m8s lyk to poke it afta evry romp, it's propa amusin bruv