Large Cock AMA

Or wash your hair with only water one day and only use a small amount of pomade or a light oil based hair mousse another.

You walk up to people and say hi, then mention something inane like how you like their shirt or something they have (their coffee cup/mug their pen, whatever it doesnt matter this isnt important)
You won't sound creepy and autistic if you don't believe you do in your own anxious head.
You don't have to pretend to be a mindreader like many who give you advice say is possible to do by "reading" people. Talk about some trivial light but fun shit. Say how you are loving the new bike paths in your city or mention how you're enjoying the shitty weather. Then go off of what they respond with. People who don't talk much are the hardest but you won't find many of them. In that case try to tell them a story about yourself. It doesn't have to be big and important. Tell them how you woke up late the other day to work and made it just in time or if you don't work then bring up how you answered the door in your underwear when some delivery guy got the wrong door.
Don't talk politics unless you know you have a good joke but never reveal your political preference so early.

OP is fat and fucks fat niggers.

no, light skinned european here

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how do you hint at your dick size without talking about your cock all the time?

is nine inches even that big?

is six inches even that small?

I mean I guess, the average afaik is 5.5 inches.

How does it feel, no matter how big you are, to always be second to a dildo?