When normies get drunk, they want to fuck, get stupid, dance to nigger music, and get degenerate

neck yourself

Why get drunk at all?

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you've got a case of rosy glasses

when I'm sober I'm an introverted blanket-dweller with a strong fear of people
when I'm drunk I can actually talk to people, it's like a super power to me. It also temporarily fixes my sense of humor since normally I can only laugh at really retarded 50 layers of irony bullshit.

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