Why aren't YOU a DJ?

Jayden Watson
Jayden Watson

Think of all the ass you could get.

Asher Howard
Asher Howard

yeah
MAN ass

Hudson Jones
Hudson Jones

I tried to be one in the sixth grade, but then a big chad shoved me aside and took over

Carson Foster
Carson Foster

I tried but i'm tone deaf

Nolan Cruz
Nolan Cruz

I don't get all the cool-guy posturing. You could literally replace this guy and all his useless gear with a playlist on an iPod plugged into powered speakers. He acts like he's actually playing the music. I wonder if he talks to the crowd too.

Daniel King
Daniel King

Why did you stop?

Jaxson Turner
Jaxson Turner

because I'm white and don't want to be a wigger faggot who aimlessly spins vinyls around on a table.

Tyler Gonzalez
Tyler Gonzalez

But LOOK at how cool he looks! He probably gets hit on non stop by underwear models. On the other hand, his hero is Tupac Shakur, he's married to a black chick, and he's wearing Beats, so yeah…

Daniel Perry
Daniel Perry

implying ass is better than the music itself

YOU FOOLS

Gavin Gray
Gavin Gray

I could never lower myself like that for even ass. Being a DJ is probably the gayest thing a guy can do after letting a guy fuck him in the ass.

Carson Martinez
Carson Martinez

Man ass, woman ass, what's the difference?

Aiden Reyes
Aiden Reyes

Why aren't YOU a DJ?

Because I have musical talent so became a musician instead.

Musicians make music.
DJ's make noise.

The fact that some of that noise has a recognizable beat and is less annoying than a car alarm is inconsequential.

Eli Collins
Eli Collins

I can't for the life of me understand why a fully grown adult would want to be paid to play music for people at events. It's a step up from being a birthday party clown.

Matthew Adams
Matthew Adams

They are literally just playing music for people and a lot of them have their playlists premixed and just twiddle with the gear to look cool.

Joshua Cruz
Joshua Cruz

I don't want to be a DJ because it doesn't seem like something I would like doing. I would much rather be dancing then playing the music. Also DJs play music but their also supposed to get the crowd moving and have a good time and that can take some skill. Sometimes they come up with better mixes to then the songs they are playing which is always great to hear live. I've gone to an electro club twice and really want to go to a goth club but i'm afraid I won't get accepted there plus social anxiety.

Cooper Carter
Cooper Carter

i don't want ass

i want vagina.

Nolan Diaz
Nolan Diaz

You know what else pulls ass?

Having a salary, and a job where I actually work for a living.

Luis Collins
Luis Collins

Yeah… that never worked for me.

Mason Williams
Mason Williams

How can you have one without the other?

Xavier Butler
Xavier Butler

that's a doll

Austin Reyes
Austin Reyes

I left out the part about being devilishly good-looking. I was trying to be nice.

Jacob Perry
Jacob Perry

Better believe it. I think she'll marry me, too!

Liam Lewis
Liam Lewis

I know all about that part.

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