How do I handle being homeless for a year

Hey wizards.
Russian student in the US here.
F1 visa.

I just got kicked out of my school because I totally fucked up my grades.
I don't have the money to buy books for a new semester.
Parents obviously won't take me anymore.
I could go back to Russia, but there's a fucking war going on there, and I am of draft age.
There's a bridge near my house, but I'm too pussy to hang myself from it.

post a picture of your cock to prove you are russian.
also what state?

In about two months , you'll have to go back.

I bet Trump will give you a paid internship.

Also why not join the Russian Military? If you got nothing to loose then why not go for it?

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It gets cold in the winter.

Why is this relevant?

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Go back, Ivan.

Because then he would have to beat himself senseless.

Idk one of those fags was pointing a gun. Seems kind of like the homosex hazing we have a fraternities and football teams in the US. I was never in either so I my pink starfish is intact but I've heard things.

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when did russians become as useless as my fellow americans? kill yourself.

Presumably he has his anal virginity to lose and he doesn't want his asshole to become loose.

The Russian army is like prison in the U.S., except you can make more money stamping license plates for $0.50/hr in the penitentiary than you can getting railed by Sgt. Vlad in some frozen shithole in Mother Russia.

Any anons ever lived under a bridge?

Will sell my laptop after this thread 404's.

You still need to post a picture of your cock before we believe you're an Ivan, sorry.

If you do decide to hang yourself, don't use a fitted sheet.

forgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study Mechanical Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fuck this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

Alright, fine, I believe you're Ivan.

Still post your cock tho. :3

Go out West.
Utah. Oregon. Washington (state).
We have assistance for hapless elves like you. Seriously. Get yourself West of the Rocky Mountains, you'll do OK.

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lol good luck getting un-homeless. You think its only for a year but that's not how it works. Get used to living off change and handouts.

Have you considered taking school loans and learning a trade?
Perhaps move to Canada since they seem willing to cuck for immigrants

Move into the woods, build a home and spend your life hunting and working out.

Once you've done this: Congratulations you're free from the sins of the world!

get into porn

Get a job that pays under the table. Or if you're really determined to be homeless (might be a time to learn a thing or two about life) then sell the laptop, get yourself a really nice pair of long johns/Union suit and a lot of really warm socks. Do laundry in laundry mats using change you find, eat free samples in stores, and get a cheap ass membership to a 24 hour gym for showers/storage. …also just throwing this out there, heroin makes you feel really warm on cold nights on the street. Good luck ya fuckin ruskie pos.

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Well, aren't you a massive fucking faggot. Do us all a favor and od on krokodil u fucking loser. Also, get out of my murica, Trump hates pussies. You bring shame to us slav immigrants, you fucking snow nigger

if i were ever to be homeless, i'd join the military with no doubt. You will be less of a faggot at least.
You'll travel the world and maybe have a shot at sandniggers.
Go for it, man.

w0t?

I's relevant because Anonymous may be able to help you, faggot

Are you retarded? get a job and sleep on roofs, its not hard.