How do I handle being homeless for a year

Wyatt Morris
Wyatt Morris

Hey wizards.
Russian student in the US here.
F1 visa.

I just got kicked out of my school because I totally fucked up my grades.
I don't have the money to buy books for a new semester.
Parents obviously won't take me anymore.
I could go back to Russia, but there's a fucking war going on there, and I am of draft age.
There's a bridge near my house, but I'm too pussy to hang myself from it.

Camden Ward
Camden Ward

post a picture of your cock to prove you are russian.
also what state?

Brandon Myers
Brandon Myers

In about two months , you'll have to go back.

Benjamin Wilson
Benjamin Wilson

Russian
I bet Trump will give you a paid internship.

Noah Martin
Noah Martin

Also why not join the Russian Military? If you got nothing to loose then why not go for it?

Carter Baker
Carter Baker

Also why not join the Russian Military? If you got nothing to loose then why not go for it?
there are fags asking THIS FUCKING QUESTION

Joshua Clark
Joshua Clark

It gets cold in the winter.

Why is this relevant?

Joseph Barnes
Joseph Barnes

Not joining the Russian military so you can beat the shit out of faggots.

Jason Green
Jason Green

Russian student in the US here.
Go back, Ivan.

Daniel Murphy
Daniel Murphy

Because then he would have to beat himself senseless.

Nolan Adams
Nolan Adams

Idk one of those fags was pointing a gun. Seems kind of like the homosex hazing we have a fraternities and football teams in the US. I was never in either so I my pink starfish is intact but I've heard things.

Dylan Anderson
Dylan Anderson

tfw you are actually named Ivan

Alexander Cooper
Alexander Cooper

when did russians become as useless as my fellow americans? kill yourself.

Ethan Scott
Ethan Scott

Also why not join the Russian Military? If you got nothing to loose then why not go for it?

Presumably he has his anal virginity to lose and he doesn't want his asshole to become loose.

The Russian army is like prison in the U.S., except you can make more money stamping license plates for $0.50/hr in the penitentiary than you can getting railed by Sgt. Vlad in some frozen shithole in Mother Russia.

Dylan Campbell
Dylan Campbell

Any anons ever lived under a bridge?

Will sell my laptop after this thread 404's.

Matthew Bennett
Matthew Bennett

You still need to post a picture of your cock before we believe you're an Ivan, sorry.

Jaxson Johnson
Jaxson Johnson

If you do decide to hang yourself, don't use a fitted sheet.

Isaiah Powell
Isaiah Powell

forgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study Mechanical Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fuck this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

Ethan James
Ethan James

Alright, fine, I believe you're Ivan.

Still post your cock tho. :3

Evan Morgan
Evan Morgan

Go out West.
Utah. Oregon. Washington (state).
We have assistance for hapless elves like you. Seriously. Get yourself West of the Rocky Mountains, you'll do OK.

Lucas Jenkins
Lucas Jenkins

lol good luck getting un-homeless. You think its only for a year but that's not how it works. Get used to living off change and handouts.

Jaxson Sanchez
Jaxson Sanchez

Have you considered taking school loans and learning a trade?
Perhaps move to Canada since they seem willing to cuck for immigrants

Juan James
Juan James

Move into the woods, build a home and spend your life hunting and working out.

Once you've done this: Congratulations you're free from the sins of the world!

Anthony Foster
Anthony Foster

get into porn

Henry Rivera
Henry Rivera

Get a job that pays under the table. Or if you're really determined to be homeless (might be a time to learn a thing or two about life) then sell the laptop, get yourself a really nice pair of long johns/Union suit and a lot of really warm socks. Do laundry in laundry mats using change you find, eat free samples in stores, and get a cheap ass membership to a 24 hour gym for showers/storage. …also just throwing this out there, heroin makes you feel really warm on cold nights on the street. Good luck ya fuckin ruskie pos.

Carson Allen
Carson Allen

not wanting to join the superb Russian military, eventually join the kgb and kick some major sand nigger ass

Well, aren't you a massive fucking faggot. Do us all a favor and od on krokodil u fucking loser. Also, get out of my murica, Trump hates pussies. You bring shame to us slav immigrants, you fucking snow nigger

Tyler Hernandez
Tyler Hernandez

if i were ever to be homeless, i'd join the military with no doubt. You will be less of a faggot at least.
You'll travel the world and maybe have a shot at sandniggers.
Go for it, man.

Elijah Garcia
Elijah Garcia

I could go back to Russia, but there's a fucking war going on there

w0t?

Nathan Jenkins
Nathan Jenkins

I's relevant because Anonymous may be able to help you, faggot

Josiah White
Josiah White

Are you retarded? get a job and sleep on roofs, its not hard.