How to hold your dick

I seriously hope you guys don't hold your dick with two fingers.
What the fuck.

is that a fucking stick?

I don't hold my dick, your mom does.

What is wrong with his dick?

I always count on the good old flipper grip. It's weird but it feels like I have a foreskin.

I just grab my dick.

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I can hold yours with my mouth OP

Where is flipper boy?

good god OP why is the head so red and moist? that's disgusting. go see a doctor

What the hell are you talking about? The head is just fine.

how the hell is that fine? It looks infected, look how red and moist it is

Something on your mind user?

That dick looks perfect for topping fags

What the fuck does your dick look like? Dry and white from dead skin?

I'm sorry the Jews did you in.

I think you should be more concerned that OP pisses out of a pencil.

yea that cock is infected

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Yes a penis is a fucking stick

I only use two fingers just to get the thing up and going.

How the fuck did you manage to shave it so smooth?

Cat tongue

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How else do you piss user?

sitting down?

Actually, yes. I was hit by a car when I was a lad and can no longer stand up on my own. But nice attempt at rekking me, nonetheless. Very well done.

My pleasure

sorry to hear about the car accident

That still makes you a bitch for sitting down to have to piss.
man up pussy and hold your cock while pissing faggot.

You were already wrecked

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This is how you hold your dick.
Take a look at this real man pee pee.