How to hold your dick

I seriously hope you guys don't hold your dick with two fingers.
What the fuck.

is that a fucking stick?

I don't hold my dick, your mom does.

What is wrong with his dick?

I always count on the good old flipper grip. It's weird but it feels like I have a foreskin.

I just grab my dick.

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I can hold yours with my mouth OP

Where is flipper boy?

good god OP why is the head so red and moist? that's disgusting. go see a doctor