Autofellatio

Nathaniel Ramirez
Nathaniel Ramirez

if fapping is just giving yourself a handy, then how is sucking your own dick any more gay than fapping?

Luke Myers
Luke Myers

I'd give it a go, but I can barley touch my own toes without sitting down, mate.

Jonathan Morales
Jonathan Morales

anyone who can do it, will do it.

only those that can't, call it gay

I can't, wish I had shorter torso or a longer dick- but shorter torso would be best, b/c/ if it's just a longer dick than you can never get a decent portion in your mouth.

Jacob Rodriguez
Jacob Rodriguez

i remember when was young and horny
swallowing felt like good idea until it didn't

Levi Hill
Levi Hill

Well, there's the part of putting a dick in your mouth. If you can do it, have a 'blast' I won't blame ya. But still.. there's a dick.. and it's in your mouth

Asher Lee
Asher Lee

When I was young I could barely get the head in my mouth. It felt ok but it felt better when I used to fool around with my friend. Felt better in his mouth

Wyatt Kelly
Wyatt Kelly

by that logic, fapping is pretty gay too
because it's still a dick. in your hand.

now that's gay

Noah Hall
Noah Hall

Because it's putting a dick in your mouth.

Asher Nguyen
Asher Nguyen

fapping is putting a dick in your hand

Colton Diaz
Colton Diaz

being a guy means having a dick and balls always on your crotch, pretty gay tbh fam

Bentley Jones
Bentley Jones

Swallowing the foam made by the precum while fapping with a quick lick is the best application I've found to it so far

Carson Peterson
Carson Peterson

bump, why the hell not

Aiden Foster
Aiden Foster

you put a dick in your hand every time you piss nice person

James Taylor
James Taylor

10/10 word filters

Justin Sullivan
Justin Sullivan

Or you know, just thinking about dicks at all under any circumstances, it means you have dicks in your mind and then immediately turn homo. Literally everyone's a homosexual.

Joseph Gutierrez
Joseph Gutierrez

ouroBROros

Michael Lewis
Michael Lewis

Sucking your own dick feels less like getting your dick sucked and more like sucking dick.

Luke Gutierrez
Luke Gutierrez

So what about autocunnilingus then?

Adrian Miller
Adrian Miller

please for the love of god make an animated spinning gif.

Josiah Harris
Josiah Harris

Let's not risk that becoming the new bottom right corner thingy.

Noah Brown
Noah Brown

Sucking your own dick feels less like getting your dick sucked and more like sucking dick.
Exactly. Only a faggot would do such a thing.

Lucas Torres
Lucas Torres

Please, let it happen.

Brayden Diaz
Brayden Diaz

this is some fucking clerks 1 shit

Owen Baker
Owen Baker

Your wishes have been granted.

Brandon Sanders
Brandon Sanders

What stretches do I need to learn to do this.

Hunter Cooper
Hunter Cooper

its not gay to suck your own dick, someone who could do that should be proud