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if fapping is just giving yourself a handy, then how is sucking your own dick any more gay than fapping?

I'd give it a go, but I can barley touch my own toes without sitting down, mate.

anyone who can do it, will do it.

only those that can't, call it gay

I can't, wish I had shorter torso or a longer dick- but shorter torso would be best, b/c/ if it's just a longer dick than you can never get a decent portion in your mouth.

i remember when was young and horny
swallowing felt like good idea until it didn't

Well, there's the part of putting a dick in your mouth. If you can do it, have a 'blast' I won't blame ya. But still.. there's a dick.. and it's in your mouth

When I was young I could barely get the head in my mouth. It felt ok but it felt better when I used to fool around with my friend. Felt better in his mouth

by that logic, fapping is pretty gay too
because it's still a dick. in your hand.

now that's gay

Because it's putting a dick in your mouth.

fapping is putting a dick in your hand

being a guy means having a dick and balls always on your crotch, pretty gay tbh fam