MARY SUE IS IN THE SHITTER!

beautiful

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You know, Holla Forums's a big place.
And there are plenty of fridays

Don't you mean "It all comes tumblring down"?

it could be

did some digging and found some stuff google.com/trends/explore#q=cracked.com, 8chan&cmpt=q&tz=Etc/GMT+5

also check out this shit

alexa.com/siteinfo/cracked.com

alexa.com/siteinfo/8ch.net
but this is the best part

Less gender studies more history, m8.

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Even gays have standards. Not high ones, but standards

A webm for our thoughts.

There are no upsides for the child, unless one of the upsides is, "out of custody of the abusive/absolutely fucking insane parent." And spoiler alert: The mom is almost always crazy. And she always gets custody.
Damn right I am mad/triggered. Cracked needs to burn.

Well yeah. You have to be a real trainwreck, or literally not try at all and expect people to come to you Eliot Rodgers style.