I'll start:
1. e4
I'll start:
1. e4
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get in here if you wanna 1v1 me fgt
E5
chess is for people who want to seem smart but can't actually make it in any real field
MS PAINT
Not OP but thanks for link
Chess is a game. Fgt. Of course anyone who makes their lives about it is going to be a social autist with no other skills. Plenty of homeless people are very good chess players. Plenty of children too. If the homeless and children can do something it's probably not that impressive.
Nf3
now I'm imagining a homeless guy and a little girl playing chess in a park
oh fuck was taking a shit and you came
get in here
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Nc6
1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6
Bb5
I put all the black pieces to work on my cotton plantation
Pawn B7
ebin
1. e4 e5
2. Nf3 Nc6
3. Bb5 a6
Chess is a racist game which reinforces the patriarchy.
Here, I fixed it for you.
...
Bc6
The goal of SJW chess is to queen all the pieces
1. e4 e5
2. Nf3 Nc6
3. Bb5 a6
4. Bxc6 bxc6
Fucking Bigots enforcing conventional binary gender roles. Here's what a real board looks like. And btw it's top's move.>>6207791
Transphobe
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Pawn H3
Nf3xe5
What kind of faggot move is that?
That's better user.
1. e4 e5
2. Nf3 Nc6
3. Bb5 a6
4. Bxc6 bxc6
5. Nxe5 d6
SJW ruined fucking chess now
Actually:
1. e4 e5
2. Nf3 Nc6
3. Bb5 a6
4. Bxc6 bxc6
5. Nxe5 Qe7
name a more based chess player
hint: you can't
Capablanca was a smooth motherfucker.
e5g4
Actually:
1. e4 e5
2.Nf3 Nc6
3.Bb5 f5
4.ef e4
5. Qe2 Qe7
6.Bc6 dc
7. Nd4 Qe5
8. ??? ???
1. e4 e5
2. Nf3 Nc6
3. Bb5 a6
4. Bxc6 bxc6
5. Nxe5 Qe7
6. Ng4 Nf6
Later life
I mean bobby was a master ruseman
From autistic virgin, to homeless autistic virgin, a true American hero.
ftfy
long game
eat the donkey otherwise the rook is lost
Sounds like the average Holla Forums poster.
Boris Vasilievich Spassky,
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1. e4 e5
2. Nf3 Nc6
3. Bb5 a6
4. Bxc6 bxc6
5. Nxe5 Qe7
6. Ng4 Nf6
7. Nxf6+ Qxf6
Bobby Fischer
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truly an honorary Aryan if ever there was one
P-Q4
Use better notation pls
1. e4 e5
2. Nf3 Nc6
3. Bb5 a6
4. Bxc6 bxc6
5. Nxe5 Qe7
6. Ng4 Nf6
7. Nxf6+ Qxf6
8. d4 d5
d2d4
e4e5
...
1. e4 e5
2. Nf3 Nc6
3. Bb5 a6
4. Bxc6 bxc6
5. Nxe5 Qe7
6. Ng4 Nf6
7. Nxf6+ Qxf6
8. d4 d5
9. e5 Qg6
castle
PxQ
1. e4 e5
2. Nf3 Nc6
3. Bb5 a6
4. Bxc6 bxc6
5. Nxe5 Qe7
6. Ng4 Nf6
7. Nxf6+ Qxf6
8. d4 d5
9. e5 Qg6
10. O-O Bg4
sorry wrong one: Bf5
you lost the game
Nc3 if Bf5
if not, Qd3
Bg4 was bretty gud
Ok then by popular demand:
1. e4 e5
2. Nf3 Nc6
3. Bb5 a6
4. Bxc6 bxc6
5. Nxe5 Qe7
6. Ng4 Nf6
7. Nxf6+ Qxf6
8. d4 d5
9. e5 Qg6
10. O-O Bg4
11. Qd3 Qh5
at best you get the pawn back
that's twice you changed your mind
I didn't make the first 4 moves
play on or resign
Nc3
e6
ASSNIGGER
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