Let's play chess Holla Forums

I'll start:

1. e4

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get in here if you wanna 1v1 me fgt

E5

chess is for people who want to seem smart but can't actually make it in any real field

MS PAINT

Not OP but thanks for link

Chess is a game. Fgt. Of course anyone who makes their lives about it is going to be a social autist with no other skills. Plenty of homeless people are very good chess players. Plenty of children too. If the homeless and children can do something it's probably not that impressive.

Nf3

now I'm imagining a homeless guy and a little girl playing chess in a park

oh fuck was taking a shit and you came
get in here
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Nc6

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6

Bb5

I put all the black pieces to work on my cotton plantation

Pawn B7

ebin

1. e4 e5
2. Nf3 Nc6
3. Bb5 a6

Chess is a racist game which reinforces the patriarchy.

Here, I fixed it for you.

...

Bc6

The goal of SJW chess is to queen all the pieces

1. e4 e5
2. Nf3 Nc6
3. Bb5 a6
4. Bxc6 bxc6

Fucking Bigots enforcing conventional binary gender roles. Here's what a real board looks like. And btw it's top's move.>>6207791

Transphobe

...

Pawn H3

Nf3xe5

What kind of faggot move is that?


That's better user.
1. e4 e5
2. Nf3 Nc6
3. Bb5 a6
4. Bxc6 bxc6
5. Nxe5 d6

SJW ruined fucking chess now

Actually:
1. e4 e5
2. Nf3 Nc6
3. Bb5 a6
4. Bxc6 bxc6
5. Nxe5 Qe7

name a more based chess player

hint: you can't

Capablanca was a smooth motherfucker.

e5g4

Actually:
1. e4 e5
2.Nf3 Nc6
3.Bb5 f5
4.ef e4
5. Qe2 Qe7
6.Bc6 dc
7. Nd4 Qe5
8. ??? ???

1. e4 e5
2. Nf3 Nc6
3. Bb5 a6
4. Bxc6 bxc6
5. Nxe5 Qe7
6. Ng4 Nf6

Later life

I mean bobby was a master ruseman

From autistic virgin, to homeless autistic virgin, a true American hero.

ftfy

long game
eat the donkey otherwise the rook is lost

Sounds like the average Holla Forums poster.

Boris Vasilievich Spassky,
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boris_Spassky

1. e4 e5
2. Nf3 Nc6
3. Bb5 a6
4. Bxc6 bxc6
5. Nxe5 Qe7
6. Ng4 Nf6
7. Nxf6+ Qxf6

Bobby Fischer
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Fischer

truly an honorary Aryan if ever there was one

P-Q4

Use better notation pls
1. e4 e5
2. Nf3 Nc6
3. Bb5 a6
4. Bxc6 bxc6
5. Nxe5 Qe7
6. Ng4 Nf6
7. Nxf6+ Qxf6
8. d4 d5

d2d4

e4e5

...

1. e4 e5
2. Nf3 Nc6
3. Bb5 a6
4. Bxc6 bxc6
5. Nxe5 Qe7
6. Ng4 Nf6
7. Nxf6+ Qxf6
8. d4 d5
9. e5 Qg6

castle

PxQ

1. e4 e5
2. Nf3 Nc6
3. Bb5 a6
4. Bxc6 bxc6
5. Nxe5 Qe7
6. Ng4 Nf6
7. Nxf6+ Qxf6
8. d4 d5
9. e5 Qg6
10. O-O Bg4

sorry wrong one: Bf5

you lost the game

Nc3 if Bf5
if not, Qd3

Bg4 was bretty gud

Ok then by popular demand:
1. e4 e5
2. Nf3 Nc6
3. Bb5 a6
4. Bxc6 bxc6
5. Nxe5 Qe7
6. Ng4 Nf6
7. Nxf6+ Qxf6
8. d4 d5
9. e5 Qg6
10. O-O Bg4
11. Qd3 Qh5

at best you get the pawn back
that's twice you changed your mind
I didn't make the first 4 moves
play on or resign

Nc3

e6

ASSNIGGER

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