How does one hire an escort from backpages without ending up meeting a cop?

How does one hire an escort from backpages without ending up meeting a cop?

An user posted a go-by a few months ago.

Wonder if anybody screencapped it.

Fuck a fat girl instead, they're everywhere and the most out of pocket expense is $30 for dinner.

Just do it.
You deserve to get caught by a cop if you're thinking of getting an escort, you pukey little shit.

You don't want to be arrested, your work finds out about it, everybody knows you were looking for a hooker, your family, friends and community will laugh at you and even though its a minor crime, you're better off murdering somebody at least you would get street cred.

You're young, troll the clubs for MILFS, they will fuck you without hesitation. All they want is dick and they will pay for dinner

They are fat for a reason user.

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All you have to do is get to know a lady that works as an escort.

Seriously how many guys have had positive outcomes with hookers?

My older brother (now dead) went with hookers all the time. He lived alone, played with his stamp collection and died without knowing the real love of a woman or having children.

This repeats itself all the time, plenty of guys lie and say they regularly use escorts and claim their lives are "normal" but its far from the truth.
Get into a real relationship with a woman.

cops dont give a fuck about this.

call.

profit.

you fucking jerk.

its 2016. NO ONE cares anymore.

Bullshit, arresting johns is very profitable, because the men rarely fight back in court, they pay their fines and try to go back into hiding, plus they're repeat offenders. They treat hooker loving men like they're in speed traps.

How many "think of the children" human trafficking stories has the media run now? You'll be much better off going to Thailand or Cambodia.

Are you all virgins?

Escort review

Google it

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Super simple NEVER EVER go to their place.

Always meet at your hotel.

Tell her straight up. I am not paying you for sex, flash the money. I am giving you this X amount as a present.

Bam you can win in court any ways.

If it is a cop, your not paying for sex. IT's as simple as that. You stated straight out, you aren't paying for sex. But you are giving her money as a present.

If during that "negotiation" she hints or argues. Walk.

Call the Police Department, lots of hot hookers posing as cops.

how has the correct answer not been given for such a simple question?

move to a first world country.

Sounds hot. I wanna have dirty cop sex

So if she says "okay, thanks" and leaves? What are you gonna do, write an angry review?

Top kek, non-wizards are pathetic specimens.

Steal the sex from her.

lol. That's like saying, "he died without being a NASA astronaut"

If you're not top-20% (and you're not) then no woman will ever actually love you. Oh sure, they'll say they do, but they'll always be dreaming about some guy they fucked years before they met you. You'll never be as special to her as he was.

Your older brother won at life. He got pussy on his terms and without drama. The alternative is children you don't want (because you have no reproductive rights, only women do) - children you don't get to see (because family courts will fuck you, and you baby mamma will use that to extort you) - divorce rape (because divorce court will also fuck you) - and the worst thing of all, the realization that the only girl you'll ever get is one who has fucked about 100 alphas, and secretly hates the fact that she "settled" for you.

The police only care about "public nuisance" prostitution - the kind that happens out on the street. I've never heard of them running stings on backpage. Also, when they do a sting, they have cameras set up. So they do it in their hotel or their car. You'll never see an undercover cop get into a perp's car or got to a perp's hotel room.

What you really need to worry about is getting robbed, not arrested.

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But i am christian user and i dont want to become a muslim.

How many whores do you hang out with?
God damn you are a jaded fuck.

I cant argue against that.

pick one

this guy is correct

your brother beat the game. all women sell their pussies for a price. talk to any honest married guy you can find and they will advise you to steer clear of all that "real love" you are naively talking about.

if you want kids, adopt or pay a surrogate to carry your seed

if you want emotional connection get some pets and some bros who share your real interests

when you get horny, fuck hookers, blow a load and walk away. women really don't offer anything of value besides their cunts. as people, if you can even generously call them that, they are vapid, greedy nuisances who can only drain a man's health, wealth, energy and time

I'll tell you.
Lurk the catalog a while.
Find a girl that has selfies inside the hotel.
Not the fucking fake ads,you can tell.
Call her up from a burner number.
Burner app works .
Meet up and place the money on the table without saying anything.
Fuck the bitch.

I've done it before and I got a friend that has spent thousands upon thousands on backpage.
you can go to an asian bathhouse either way you're gonna bust a nut.
Don't be afraid or let these virgins scare you off.

muslims aren't welcome at most German brotherls/sex buffets

LOL FAGGOT there aren't any cops on backpage. What are you, a faggot?

Just loose busted up old bitches and fatties demanding $80 plus (NO CHEAP SERVICE, SHE"S WORTH IT!) plus niggers
The occasional exotic THICC stunner who will try and vet the shit out of you (last one asked for a copy of my ID)(said she was scared of serial killers)(now I have new fetish)

In my new shitty city I actually hit up some nigger and went to her place because I'm fearless. I didn't even intend to pay, just fuck with her. Turns out her pimp as in the other room and I got held up. Sheeeeeiiitt… Made it out of there and almost ran over the nignog.

I recommend the asian massage parlors for extra comfy. If you are near the coast there is fresh meat otherwise it's 30/40+ and koreans always put out.

You know society sucks when even the fucking whores are picky. You'll figure that out soon enough. Almost makes one want to get into underage sex trafficking…

In fact, you should pretend to be a cop and start robbing these bitches cold. COLD.

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I wouldn't do something illegal like what others are talking about but you sir are HUGE fucking idiot. being anywhere near a girl is the easiest way to accidentally fucking ruin your whole entire life. even if she is a single mother, it doesn't matter.

NOPE NOPE NOPE

Just stay at home, fap, and repeat.

TRUST NOBODY

You misspelled "wise"

Look, I'm an oldfag. I've lived my life. Along the way, I've learned shit. Now I'm passing it on. I'm giving you good advice and you can take it or leave it because it is your life and I respect your right to do whatever you please, but I am giving you good advice.

I hope you find happiness in your life. I really do.