How does one hire an escort from backpages without ending up meeting a cop?

Bullshit, arresting johns is very profitable, because the men rarely fight back in court, they pay their fines and try to go back into hiding, plus they're repeat offenders. They treat hooker loving men like they're in speed traps.

How many "think of the children" human trafficking stories has the media run now? You'll be much better off going to Thailand or Cambodia.

Are you all virgins?

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Super simple NEVER EVER go to their place.

Always meet at your hotel.

Tell her straight up. I am not paying you for sex, flash the money. I am giving you this X amount as a present.

Bam you can win in court any ways.

If it is a cop, your not paying for sex. IT's as simple as that. You stated straight out, you aren't paying for sex. But you are giving her money as a present.

If during that "negotiation" she hints or argues. Walk.

Call the Police Department, lots of hot hookers posing as cops.

how has the correct answer not been given for such a simple question?

move to a first world country.

Sounds hot. I wanna have dirty cop sex

So if she says "okay, thanks" and leaves? What are you gonna do, write an angry review?

Top kek, non-wizards are pathetic specimens.

Steal the sex from her.