ITT: things you are ashamed to admit

the quality of your masculinity is not measured by how many vagina's you've conquered

no but yer welcome to lust after what you can't have for as long as you'd like.

Me only one, that's my only shame not to have fucked more

Real little girls are unattractive and smelly. The only thing they have in common with anime lolis is their diminutive proportions

Keep telling yourself that. Those 2D characters designed specifically to represent children in no way represent children, right?

I stopped killing niggers.

those neighbor girls you watch get on the bus everyday don't have a mother or father that would cry and/or kill you if you tried to molested them, right? They also wouldn't cry and unwillingly supply you with sex, right?

I've only grilled 4 fucks

Communism

I don't have any neighbors and I'm usually not up in the mornings to see anybody get on any bus anyway. I think you have the wrong person.

Same as me…Palin! WTF were they smoking