Become a Wizard they said

Have you ever thought about fucking the cops?

Just trowing some ideas…

What did I say about the I dont have the money?
Walking is free, biking is free, driving your car isnt too expensive, driving a motorbike isnt either
No matter how much effort, if you truly want something you just do whatever it takes

Any asian bath houses around.
A friend of mine took me to one.
The chick was a little older than I had hoped but she wasn't ugly.
First time I ever fucked a chick with fake tits.

I made a thread about it a few months ago.

Thats plan B

I wish the cops looked like that but they don't

Walking or biking is too far. Driving to a major city would take 3 or 4 hours

The only Asian massage place is 100% legit. I looked into it a few months ago after seeing most likely that thread.

I have biked through europe on a single trip, took me about 3 weeks
so if youre not horribly out of shape you could make it within a few months
Have you tried hitchhiking? I heard its dangerous af over there but if you got nothing to lose

At first, you are there hitchhiking and then, a moment later…

idk man, if your into that kinda stuff :^)
Still a good car isnt that expensive right? I payed about 500 eurobux for a VW polo from 1999, mainly use it for drifting and getting tickets for said drifting but it work fine, milage isnt bad at all either on most cars these days

I want to be the one doing the fucking. Not the one getting fucked.

Are hookers plentiful and cheap in Canada? Sault Ste. Marie is like 2 hours by car.

never been there but I can tell you they are in amsterdam (where I live)
I think about 150$ per hour (Which might be expensive for some if not most but remember this is some strictly regulated stuff, all of them are at least if not more professional and good looking as those higher society hookers in burger land)

It was a ruse by Wizards to drag you into their pathetic little base of subhumans. There's no benefits, besides being a normie, but if you fuck up that badly, you may as well be a normie.

trips confirm

$150 isn't too expensive. I've seen ads in larger cities for girls that charge $200 and $300 per hour

yeah 150 is entry though, gets you a chubby that may or may not even let you cum inside
if you want some dutch raven shit that would be more around 300 eurobux but those are top tier (for as top tier as street hookers get)

you need to brew and ingest the magical potion of cure-depression.

there is great variety to this elixir, but most ingrediants may be aquired from dark elves(all named Jamal) found on any corner of MLK BLVD.

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I'd gladly fuck Shrek before trying to manipulate the heifers around here. Shrek would be a few steps up.

Time to jerk off in public, whilst chanting "I am a giganting faggot" at the top of your voice… a crwded train station platform is probably the best location.

Wizardchan honestly user. There are bernds like you too over on krautchan. This place? I'm not sure many permavirgins cling to 8 Holla Forums yet. 8 /r9k/? 8/christian/ ? Sure, but this hasn't become a home for a bunch of neets yet which makes me sad.

8 Holla Forums is mainly the home to underachieving people with quite harsh views on life to get their laugh on
Oh and pedos

There's a current of negativity being pushed in large part by the people who where kicked out of Holla Forums and here as a whole. But there's a lot of good about Holla Forums as a whole. In fact? I have an amazing time on lots of the boards here. The negativity and bitching here comes from sad angry little men who see imageboards as some sort of outlet.

I welcome that free speech and feel like we shouldn't get drowned in it. I come here and I make things for this board. I'm not about to be chased out by someone elses idea of the internet and I never would be. Truth be told? That means whoever can handle 8 Holla Forums must at least be internet expirenced.

What do you mean with negativity really? I love this site and board even, im just incredibly annoyed by people being constant sadsacks and some avatarfags just being cunts
Like I get its a free speech board and you should be able to say whatever but come on man stop bringing everybody down

To add to this cause I'm drunk. This Holla Forums still has that spark of fun and fire and unpredictablity that makes a Holla Forums great. Okay so we don't get 1000s of posts per hour of "ROLLING" but you know what? This place has creative people, it has people with their own ideas, it has it all. And the people who just want a fast Holla Forums ? Are fucking retards who don't get it. This place is the most like old Holla Forums besides for the lack of orgnization and more caring anons, and you know what? We can organically grow in time. SO FUCK IT. Fuck what people say, this place is a nice place to be, and the best Holla Forums on the net. Anyone who dosen't get it, dosen't know.

With the drama Holla Forums has had as a site, there will be naysayers for awhile. That in fact reminds me of Holla Forums back in the day. I have no fear of that. In fact? I welcome the ups and downs. This place is great, it won't die the death of too many rules like 7chan did. I've been around these sites a long long long time. And Holla Forums is acutally my favorite in large part cause we have so many diffrent communities and ideas here. Holla Forums here may not always represent that. But this site has a lot of good. There are small boards I check and post on daily tbh.

I only post here because Holla Forums is a bunch of stormtards and pretty much all other boards I like are either dead or too slow. /out/ hasnt been posted on for more than a week

depression is a wizard power
the capacity to not give a fuck
loneliness is an addiction feed it and they will come
you can do it user

I like having small outlier communities that I check once a week and contribute to. But the best way to fix that is to get some word out, and to make good threads. Boards don't need to be fast to be usable. Like I love
>>>/film/
>>>/late/
>>>/4am/
These aren't fast boards. But the fact is? You can enjoy and dig a board without tons of posts per hour.

I honestly feel the best thing is contribute and do content as far as threads and oc for these boards. If it never gets noticed… then post it elsewhere and link it. For me? I like having a community of lots of boards I can be a part of. Too many pph turns into cancer I've come to accept that, as much as 4chan was GOAT back in the day, gettings 1000s of posts per hour turns into cancer.

This place is great and can grow organically. We don't need an imageboard based on the idea of so many repeated memes per hour.

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I still enjoy having a conversation with someone though, like I read through some old boards threads from time to time but it doesnt feel the same if I cant talk to them about common interest or so

Still this board should have at least a few posts extra per minute to make sure its not just 5 people dedicated to shitposting in 5 random threads and the rest being scattered around to watch it

Get ready, because the normies are gonna come down on this place like so much cancer since the Time Article. My hope was that they'd be too distracted by the election, but that appears to not be the case.

Getting your dick wet won't really cure your crippling depression or loneliness. It doesn't matter if you sleep with one girl or hundreds. At the end of the day, you'll still be you, and you'll still be alone. If you don't want to be virgin anymore, go have sex. Easy solution. But that fix anything. Honestly, meaningless sex would probably just make your depression worse.
Just saying.

I'M BUMPING THIS THREAD AND YOU CAN't STOP ME

I'M BUMPING THIS THREAD AND yOU CAN'T STOP ME

I'M BUMPING THIS THREAD AND YOU CAN'T STOP M3

Here's a idea: Find a nudist beach.
There might be profit there. If nothing else maybe ask if anyone want's to smoke with you. Whilst at the beach. Weed here goes about 5 a g and not even that bad quality either.

btw can someone post the chart of wizardry levels ? I'm 20.

ayyyy lmaaao