Become a Wizard they said

Have you ever thought about fucking the cops?

Just trowing some ideas…

What did I say about the I dont have the money?
Walking is free, biking is free, driving your car isnt too expensive, driving a motorbike isnt either
No matter how much effort, if you truly want something you just do whatever it takes

Any asian bath houses around.
A friend of mine took me to one.
The chick was a little older than I had hoped but she wasn't ugly.
First time I ever fucked a chick with fake tits.

I made a thread about it a few months ago.

Thats plan B


I wish the cops looked like that but they don't


Walking or biking is too far. Driving to a major city would take 3 or 4 hours


The only Asian massage place is 100% legit. I looked into it a few months ago after seeing most likely that thread.

I have biked through europe on a single trip, took me about 3 weeks
so if youre not horribly out of shape you could make it within a few months
Have you tried hitchhiking? I heard its dangerous af over there but if you got nothing to lose

At first, you are there hitchhiking and then, a moment later…

idk man, if your into that kinda stuff :^)
Still a good car isnt that expensive right? I payed about 500 eurobux for a VW polo from 1999, mainly use it for drifting and getting tickets for said drifting but it work fine, milage isnt bad at all either on most cars these days

I want to be the one doing the fucking. Not the one getting fucked.


Are hookers plentiful and cheap in Canada? Sault Ste. Marie is like 2 hours by car.

never been there but I can tell you they are in amsterdam (where I live)
I think about 150$ per hour (Which might be expensive for some if not most but remember this is some strictly regulated stuff, all of them are at least if not more professional and good looking as those higher society hookers in burger land)

It was a ruse by Wizards to drag you into their pathetic little base of subhumans. There's no benefits, besides being a normie, but if you fuck up that badly, you may as well be a normie.