What sort of beard are you sporting, gents?

FTFY

Not a dermatologist, but a regular doctor. I guarantee it's not low t - I have virtually none of the other symptoms, additionally.

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Well I don't know if girls around you like beardless guys but those around me really don't

I once asked my gf what she thought about guys without hair, she looked at me straight into the eyes and literally just said: "gay"

My gf would probably break up with me if I started growing hair. Neither of us are in the slightest gay or otherwise faggy.

Granted, she'd probably also break up with me if I started building a bunch of muscle, if that makes things make sense.

My wife loves my rug of love.
Or she tells me that anyway…
Bitch might be lying

All you scraggy faced faggot kids

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>All you scraggy faced FUCCBOI kids