Would you rather

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Do I have to be successful in chugging the milk or can merely make an attempt? I don't think I can do it without a lot of puking and such,, still better than a month of tofu.

live a fantasy.. but I keep falling out of it,, You know that terrible feeling after a really good fap, when you realize that was your achievement for the week.

Would you rather drive the sharp ends of snapped bones from the corpse of your own daughter through your own dick or shake around a wasp's nest inside an enclosed space where the only exit is through a gardening hose that you'll be sucking until you start feeling stinging inside your mouth?

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gallon of milk. tofu tastes shit

Would you rather become homophobic or gay?

horse and i will die happy

daughteru and i will die happy

gay

Would you rather face charges of terrorism or pedophilia