Would you rather

So here's how it goes, you post a would you rather and answer one. :)

Would you rather chug a gallon of milk in 3 minutes or eat nothing but tofu for a month? :\

gallon of milk
you never said how big the gallon had to be

good point here i was assuming it meant a gallon

Tofu
Yer mouth:
balls or just the tip? :\

balls. :) tip is gay. :)
have your hands switched on your body or never be able to know what time it is

hands,
Impregnate a 15 year old in a country where it's legal and raise the child or marry a rich old hag that'll die in 15 years but be required to eat her dustbag daily? :\

Rich old hag, easily. :) Dat cash when she dies. :)

Would you rather sell your family into slavery or spend 20 minutes with an angry shark? :\

depends on how easily the shark can eat my face, If im guaranteed at least a 40% chance of survival, ill take the shark. :) otherwise, sell them into slavery. :)

If you were given the ability to change your past: circumcised or not? :\

If I could change it I'd be uncircumsised. :)


Would you rather make out with a fat trucker with a beard or eat period blood fresh out of a pussy? :\

blood,

Neckbeard or fedora? :\

Fedora, I could still get laid with that, the neckbeards a fucking death sentence. :)

Smash your hand with a hammer 10 times or lose a toe permanently? :\

Bamping cause I didn't mean to sage. :)

would you rater die in a camp fire or drown in nigger blood

Drown, it'd be faster

Would you rather bee stung by a hornet in the eye and lose sight, or have your eye gouged out with a sharpened spoon. :)

Camp fire, drowning is a fear of mine. :)

Also, losing a toe means your balance and walk would be fucked for life. :)

Would you rather suck off a guy with a huge dick or spend a week in jail? :\

one week>dick mouth ratio

Hornet sting. :)

Would you rather eat your own shit or eat someone elses shit? :\

Would you rather kill one person from your family or have someone else kill 100 people (not related to you) from your town

yeah but I can change the size of that gallon to be bigger or smaller

100 people, I don't give a fuck about these people.

Would you rather have a dick in your ass or a dick in your mouth?

would you rather have my team kick your door in or should we knock?

I'd rather they kick the door in.

Would you rather eat nothing but burgers or tacos for one solid month?

Burgers

Would you rather suck a dick or take a dick in the ass?

Would you rather:

1. slide down a razor blade into a pool of alcohol

or

2. Suck on a horse's nose until it's brains caved in.


???

Milk.

Puke it out afterwards.

And gas all 4chan kids like OP.

Would you rather shave off your neckbeard or live in a fantasy for the rest of your life?

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Milk.

Tofu

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Do I have to be successful in chugging the milk or can merely make an attempt? I don't think I can do it without a lot of puking and such,, still better than a month of tofu.

live a fantasy.. but I keep falling out of it,, You know that terrible feeling after a really good fap, when you realize that was your achievement for the week.

Would you rather drive the sharp ends of snapped bones from the corpse of your own daughter through your own dick or shake around a wasp's nest inside an enclosed space where the only exit is through a gardening hose that you'll be sucking until you start feeling stinging inside your mouth?

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gallon of milk. tofu tastes shit

Would you rather become homophobic or gay?

horse and i will die happy

daughteru and i will die happy

gay

Would you rather face charges of terrorism or pedophilia