ITT post things you think only you do

I do the same things, but sometime I start taliking about why I want to bang my neighbors, and I worry when I found out my window was open.

I'm going to date a girl I do not love for the next 3 months just because that's how long she want to wait for sex. And I'm a virgin so I don't mind waiting 3 months more. Then if I found out I like having sex, I'm going to keep her just to fuck, if not i'm going to dump and get back to fapping to my reflection, as I usually do.

i've tried that a time or two but i've never bothered trying to go whole hog with it. i just stop after a few seconds and go back to whatever else.
have you ever tried fapping to the thought of banging a clone of yourself?

I haven't yet but I most admit, I had erotic dreams about 69ing my clone while we both get fuck in the ass by other clones and fap a clone in each hand while they kiss each others.

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jesus murphy nigger that takes it to whole other level
that's like 6 to 8 clones
i just considered sucking off and buttbonin an exact copy or a female versionh-hot of myself but you go whole hog

I have a specific t-shirt that I put on whenever I go take a shit

other than that, I don't wear anything. completely remove pants and underwear and leave them outside the toilet

I want went went on a one week family trip in the wood, with no toilet and we had to burry our shit.

I didn't want to shit outside a toilet, so I held it in for the whole week.

As soon as we got home I went to the bathroom and shat a brick of poop.

*Once went

Pretty sure If I had an identical twin, I would have lost my virginity by the age of 8 at least.