ITT post things you think only you do.
When I pick my nose, I do it with my right pointer and stick the boogers to the center of my right thumbnail like a trophy.
I always smell the first wipe when I take a shit.
Sometimes I get muscle twitches in very specific spots.
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I give speeches to an imaginary audience while doing tasks, It helps with public speaking but it becomes a quite passionate speech sometimes
I wonder if that crab was painful
I am not a doctor but you have autism op.
I put pepper on my ketchup before dipping my fries.
the crab got herpes
I sometimes stick my roommates toothbrush up my ass when I fap
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i fill up 2 or 3 water bottles and take them back to my room. i keep them under the table next to my desk so that i don't have to constantly be getting up to refill my cup.
i still manage to go through 3 or 4 bottles per day.
hydration is important.
every single night, about 30 minutes before i go to sleep, i get a couple pieces of sausage and cheese and eat it while watching some comfy gaming video almost always Sips
usually late at night. super fucking comfy.
i carry a bigass knife just to go to the bathroom at night in my own goddamn house. when i go to brush my teeth, i take a toothbrush that i filed down to a shiv.
i blame playing too much S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
livin' the paranoid dream.
i never bother with cumrags or getting into uncomfortable positions to finish. i just let it go and clean off my hands after.
i carry around a metal bolt and a playing card with me any time i go out. more just out of habit than anything, but sometimes i like to try to rationalize it by saying the bolt is for 'rugged luck' and the card is for 'refined luck'.
i keep emptied bottles of wine, liquor, uncommon sodas, etc. but only glass ones. not even sure why, i just like them.
i have a decent amount of closet space, but i always just leave my clean clothes in folded stacks on the floor. it's just easier than bothering with a closet or drawers.
i keep a knuckleduster(?) whatever the singular of brass knuckles that are actually steel is under one of the pillows on my bed just in case of x mostly impossible emergency
i have guns in my room, it's just more for if i get attacked in my bed and can't get to a knife.
again, livin' the paranoid dream.
When I get tonsil stone on my tongue, I lick the tip of my fingers so it get on it, then I put it in my nostril so I can enjoy the stench more closely.
I do the same things, but sometime I start taliking about why I want to bang my neighbors, and I worry when I found out my window was open.
I'm going to date a girl I do not love for the next 3 months just because that's how long she want to wait for sex. And I'm a virgin so I don't mind waiting 3 months more. Then if I found out I like having sex, I'm going to keep her just to fuck, if not i'm going to dump and get back to fapping to my reflection, as I usually do.
i've tried that a time or two but i've never bothered trying to go whole hog with it. i just stop after a few seconds and go back to whatever else.
have you ever tried fapping to the thought of banging a clone of yourself?
I haven't yet but I most admit, I had erotic dreams about 69ing my clone while we both get fuck in the ass by other clones and fap a clone in each hand while they kiss each others.
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jesus murphy nigger that takes it to whole other level
that's like 6 to 8 clones
i just considered sucking off and buttbonin an exact copy or a female versionh-hot of myself but you go whole hog
I have a specific t-shirt that I put on whenever I go take a shit
other than that, I don't wear anything. completely remove pants and underwear and leave them outside the toilet
I want went went on a one week family trip in the wood, with no toilet and we had to burry our shit.
I didn't want to shit outside a toilet, so I held it in for the whole week.
As soon as we got home I went to the bathroom and shat a brick of poop.
*Once went
Pretty sure If I had an identical twin, I would have lost my virginity by the age of 8 at least.
I did that too, at our family's country estate
there was only an outhouse there, no water
Was your poop hard as well, afterward?
pretty hard, and a huge amount of it came out
my asshole bled afterwards
'chieve get: new fetish
I sit in my own shit-filled pants, and shitpost on Holla Forums
Chew apart the skin around my nails instead of chewing my nails
When I do it, everyone just thinks I'm biting my nails but I bite the skin around my nails and when I soak my fingers in the shower, my hands are all torn up around my fingertips.
I even chew the skin into miniscule little particles and spit it out like a spray onto the ground because it'll dry up and get left in the carpet like sand.
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Pic related is what my fingers look like after I shower.
I eat the end piece of the bread first.
creamy peanut butter and miracle whip sandwiches. no one ever listens to my genius.
As a north american, I don't get why most people whont buy bread from the baker.
I put a hairband around my balls twice when I jack off.
Sometimes I do a 8 loop where it separates each of by balls when I jack off.
I use socks to jack off.
I listen to soundgasm and read images of girls with captions to jack off.
Sometimes I have a pic of a girl that fits a story from the Valkyrie.
I wished I had a hot sister to steal her panties and jack off too.
Sometimes I think my life would be easier if I was a hot girl so I wouldn't have to worry about these things.
But then I realized periods must suck.
I don't want to live really, really, really.
I feel pretty sick right now.
I pee sitting down because I'm uncut and it's hard to aim it. Plus my knees hurt when I stand up.
I don't ever wipe my butt with toilet paper because I waste to many and just use a scrubby thing ball thingy in the shower with soap to clean my butt crack.
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Square bread is poorfag bread.
I sleep with my dick against the bed instead of fapping.
I do the first and the third.
I bet no-one else does this
whats that crab doing with her Vagege??
get turned on by cuckold porn and bbc porn
eat cum
ultra fag
feasting on her vagina worms
I enjoy sexual intercourse in the missionary position, for the sole purpose of procreation
I only PRETEND to hate interracial porn
fag
fag
I do the opposite unconciously wile talking to people, kinda sucks when peoples breath smells
And I think noone really knows how to act around niggers these days, especially not in murica
Holy shit, I bet you couldnt even get away with that in amsterdam
there's only one thing you can't get in Amsterdam:
questioning the official Holocaust story
*get away with
Living in amsterdam currently and crazy as it sounds youre kinda right
Anything in Amsterdam is pretty much allowed unless violence is involved, and even then as long as you didnt do it you can keep injecting and swallowing whatever you want
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