There wasn't a fairly tale to base a "Hispanic Disney princess" off of, so they made one up

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It's shit. Even the narrator sounds bored

Here is a protip Holla Forums, every fairy tale is made up. I know you like to think your trump fairy tale is real, but it's not. He is just a fat orange capitalist that will fuck you in the ass and who is in bed with the jews you claim to hate so much.

Set yourself on fire you assravaged salt mine.

This would've never been considered if it wasn't for America's changing demographics

I'm glad Carlos Alazraqui is getting work

I thought it was going to be for Disney Junior

Because hispanic princesses don't exist.

Hispanic rags to riches fairy tales exist though

Yeah, it's an offshoot of the Sofia show; they basically pulled a 7D

Second Stalin or retarded Hitler, yay for america.


Here in Mexico the closest thing we have to a princess is "La Katrina"
I don't recall any Hispanic princess in any Spanish colony.
There's the Spanish princess but she wouldn't be dark skinned.
The closest thing we could find is a mixed child from a estate governor but that's as far as it goes.

La Catrina* shit

BUILD A WALL TO KEEP THE HURRICANE OUT

Why not just gender-flip Aladdin and set it in Central America, a story about a governor's wealthy son falling in love with a scrappy but charming urchin girl, and do some Mexican magic, and… No, this is just Princess and the Frog again. Never mind.

What you came up is actually even worse.

Worse than Aladdin, worse than Princess and the Frog, or worse than the thing in the OP?

Worse than all three put together

Why is she becoming queen when her mother is still alive?

And Mexico ever had this kind of royalty?

Nope.
Never ever, well there was a small gap of a couple years but I don't recall no princess.
Is this even Mexico?

A quick glance at Wikipedia says that after achieving independence from Spain, Mexico declared itself an empire lead by Emperor Agustin de Iturbin, who was ousted two years later, leading to Mexico being reformed as a republic.

That's about as close as it gets with independent Mexico. Maybe you could work something out during the colonial era but that's pretty messy history.

It's a fantasy land based on "all Hispanic cultures"

ÉRAMOS REYES Y MIERDA

Eh.. at least it's something new, I guess.

I still think this idea that little non-white children need characters that share their skin tone is pretty absurd, though. This doesn't actually do anything for them, and a child who is made to enjoy something because of some superficial detail is only going to grow up with MORE personal issues.

They should focus on writing better characters and stories. Characters that children can enjoy and empathize with on a genuine level, instead of just propping up these one-dimensional empowerment fantasies.

user. You're a faggot of the highest grade.
What's your point? Princess Diana wasn't born in London.

Feels good being a kike.

This looks boring
Disney has changed all the narrative of their classic fairy tales adaptations, and some of their 'fairy tale' movies and series are not adaptations of actual fairy tales like Frozen or Sofia the first.

I only see Mexico there. Are griffons even spanic culture?

Do little girls even like these stronk womyn characters?

I bet most little girls only care about the romance in these stories, not the action scenes of the princess telling the prince that she needs no man. Seriously, I'm sure this makes the prince even less atractive to most girls.

No. They go back to ancient Greece, at minimum.


I imagine the only girls who like this stuff are the really bratty spoiled ones that bully everyone smaller than them, and this kind of stuff just makes them worse.

I just noticed they aren't griffons, they are… flying cheetas or something.

I imagine little girls only care if she is pretty, have a nice dress and a marries a charming prince in the end.

Reminds me of those parents giving legos to their daughters when she only wants to play with dolls.

Some of them like it, some of them like romance, that is why they usually put both.

You'd think they'd dig deeper into Mexican mythology or Spain's history instead of just creating a bog-standard euro-fantasy world with a small sombrero on top.

She could have been a badass Aztec Princess who rode a flying snake.

They apparently don't care what a princess actually is

(((You))) seem very flustered, my friend.
Could it be that your recent sodium intake has caused you some medical problems.
It's not healthy, you know,having so much salt in your system.

Even if they did that, I'd still rather show my kid Road to El Dorado anyway.

I assume some wide hips would be mandatory.

She can ride my flying snake anytime. :^)

This is why Holla Forums is the second largest board. This is why nobody takes you people seriously when you complain about Holla Forums shitting up Holla Forums and other boards. You're heads are so far up your own asses that you don't even realize you've been the predominant political shit disturbers for decades. Even on Holla Forums of all places, the only place left to express controversial ideas, you can't help but get triggered over any and every post that might imply a POV that isn't to your liking.

Trump is going to win, and I'm going to be laughing my ass off when he does. Eat shit.

i don't see no aztec castle, oh wait, das racist

At least call her Carla Slim or something. Jeez.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Princess_Erendira
Is a legend but the intelligent people know that is bullshit.

Elena Castillo Flores en Cama Ardiente para Concepción.
The complete name according to Disney Latino

Fantastic, we've used triggered ironically so much that now people are just using it unironically.
Wonderful.

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You're literally pozzed, right?
Like you have the actual hiv virus in your actual blood
Be honest, you can tell me

No.

Actually the first reply is saying it looks like shit. I should know, I wrote it

Pick one

So pathetic it 's not even funny any more

that butthurt-cream not working for you, Holla Forums?

N-nice.

Frozen is based on The Snow Queen by Hans Christian Anderson
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Snow_Queen

Elsa was even originally planned to be full evil but that wasn't family friendly enough

But you're post is literally you explaining how triggered you are.

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I'm pretty sure they're not heads

He's pretty smug, user. You, on the other hand, are not.

I can't help but feel this thread may have angered a few men of hispanic heritage.

This place has got a long way to go, before proper enlightenment.

You'd think that with all the poz shit in comics, that people here would go full fascist, but there's still a loud crass of people on this board still playing "neutral". That must change, and will, inevitably.

K bye

Fuimos reyes i mierda
Irregular verb, and you're using the preterite imperfect when the simple perfect preterite would work a lot better.

>>>/tumblr/

lmao dude

lmao

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Some of us are actually responsible, successful people, who don't need scapegoats to make ourselves feel better.

Don't flatter yourself.

Try to actually debate.

(You)

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Why bother, you're just fishing for replies

Its sad to see 8/co/ has been infested with leftypol and normalfags so quickly
but then Holla Forums was always the first to fall

Fixed that for you

your day to hang will come soon degenerate

Soon comes the part where you laugh, fight, and finally lose.

Have another (You)

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He's more Mussolini.

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Frozen was somehow inspired by The Snow Queen but the final story has nothing similar with the original story.

Do you even know the history of this website?

Ignore him, he's just a Goon.

lmao

You are the foreign element, leftygoon.

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You know, the could have done a medieval spanish movie about fighting the moors and converting filthy kikes and deliciously brown girls into christianity.

Or a movie about Hernán Cortés civilazing lands.

So much they're making a fucking sequel

Actually it sounds more like the Book of Life

No sense debating fascists. They don't operate on reason.

You mean cartels?

FTFY

Gee, it's almost like they're exactly the same thing or something

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They pretty much are.
It reminded me to pic

Although I wouldn't call Holla Forums wrong.
As stormfaggot is just a newfag that entered through Holla Forums instead of Holla Forums.

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I wouldn't even label them as either, Holla Forums has always been a beacon for autism. It wouldn't surprise me if neither of the two even been to the boards besides to shitpost.

motherfucker…

since it's a Disney thread here en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moana_Pozzi

the latest movie title shares the same name as a porn star

I was in third (and well fifth) pic thread.
It was in /n/ IIRC.

It was like chimps throwing shit at each other.
The highlighted guy being a strawman about SJW=Holla Forums perspective and the image guy completely ignoring the issue and saying "No, cuz you're strawman."
Newfags both of them.

They've pretty much grown into believing there's only left and right.
And both hijack ideals and turn them into deformed mesh to fit their perspective.
Why would they call it right or left instead of their own perspective? I don't know

Can any of you guys explain to me why Hispanics are not considered "white" in the US? I'm a Yuropoor and I never understood this, aren't they basically the American version of Southern Europeans? Also, I think it would have made more sense to make this take place in Spain or something since they actually had royality and shit there but I guess Spain would have been too "white" for these people??

They are. There's usually an explicit category for "white non-Hispanic".

sure there is, there's the romantic story of the princess sent to marry the king of the mexica and how she adjusted to her new life by being sacrificed and having her skin pulled off and worn by the high priest

Or they change an existing fairy tale in order to facilitate a ethnic princess.

Nope. There's only nationalists vs globalists. Does not it strike you as weird that capitalist colossi like Soros and every major media outlet are militantly supporting an egalitarian and socialist narrative?

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At least they had the decency to place it in Louisiana instead of europe.

Nothing wrong with Fascism. People just think it can only mean "boot on your head", but that's only the case when the government's actively keeping the populous ignorant. Full-awareness basically ensures that so long as the government has a policy of truth, there'd be no threat of rebellion, in the first place.

That requires an awful lot of trust in the government, and a country that's already extremely uniform to begin with (i.e. Korea or Japan or something).

Not for long. Look at the top bar. Holla Forums will supass you any day now. Everyday more and more people are waking up to the insanity and violence that comes with Trump. People aren't taking him as a joke any more and are starting to see what he really represents; Hatred, Bigotry, Fascism, Homophobia, Islamaphobia, Violence, and Genocide. Thankfully the people of the US aren't as stupid as all you neocons are and will reject this bullshit and vote for a better safer future with Hillary.

Germany was damn good at it, with zero security for motorcades. If it can be done on the same plot of land as the degenerate Weimarrepublik stood on, it could be done anywhere else. Even niggerland. You just need a lot of conditioning, and patience for that.

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That's not very subtle, user.

10/10 post

low quality as far as b8 goes but gr8 for a laugh

That's because your ilk are like a tumor, forever growing and metastasizing into a more cancerous and horrible abomination.

It's not a tumour

Yeah. It is.

I think Holla Forums has a better shot of passing /leftycucks/ than they do of passing up Holla Forums

Half of Holla Forums's user base is Holla Forumslacks. They keep them around as a punching bag.

Whoosh

No dice, Moishe, you're going in the oven.

A woman claiming that it's her job to protect everyone…..yawn. Anyone else sick of Disney's Gynocentric bullshit celebrating twats as everything they've NEVER been? Moana is another one of those "empowered" female lead garbage propaganda.

When war breaks out, it's men who are expected to die on command to protect the country. IRL the USA rejected a proposition to draft women for war.

So putting it simply, women fighting and dying protecting countries? Pure propaganda lies. I fucking hate the bastards who make this indoctrination material. Makes one wish that instead of that Orlando Gay Bar, the Muslim guy would have shot down people over on the Magic Kingdom. Hey, people who buy into Disney's propaganda shit are also to blame. Especially the Disney Princess junk.

One year ago /leftycucks/ had half the IPs. I think that proves they are the foreign element newfags.

Whatever happened to those guys.

Neither /mu/

/fit/ was pretty fucking hilarious in the last 4chan days.
What happened to /ck/?

Probably went back to cuckchan.

Holla Forums, not all Hispanics are from Mexico, remember Hispanic means someone of Spanish origin, from the Iberian peninsula.

/fit/ mostly stayed on cuckchan as far as I know, and /x/ was cucked by Holla Forums long before the rest of 4chan turned to complete shit, so the number of people who actually give a shit about that board has been minuscule for a long time.

Meanwhile cuck/k/ is full of fudds, noguns, and straight up gun grabbers, while full/k/ seems to be everywhere except for /k/, because whenever guns are brought up on a different board they're always there to explain shit about firearms or argue about gun grabber logic, while /k/ itself typically gets jack shit for posts.

There are people dumb enough to need guides in order to shitpost?

>>>/ck/ is slow, but active. We have some good discussions.

It is a tumor, user. A tumor very well needed for removal.

Whoosh, again

It is Holla Forums that shall save this board from the tenets of communism, removing the tumour feasting upon this very site's members.

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lol. Yes, terrific accomplishment on a site that barely holds itself together. You faggots, I swear.

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After rejuvenating Holla Forums with a yuge share of users from their board, not only is Holla Forums one of, if not the most populated board on this very site, but it also holds great disgust towards Marxism in general.

The same must happen to Holla Forums, and will.

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I can't tell if this is high quality sarcasm or if you actually believe what you're saying.

If it's the latter, ever since Holla Forums was created it has been THE thing that draws people to the imageboard, first 4chan and now Holla Forums. Holla Forums may have been the face for the site, but Holla Forums was the creaking heart of the place.

Holla Forums only dropped posters because of how much the website was fucking up- every not/pol/ board hemorraged users at the time. Only Holla Forumslacks were too stubborn or driven out of every other community due to their obnoxious stormfaggoting (yes, if you post on Holla Forums, you're a stormfaggot, every imageboard poster is a faggot of some sort) to keep using a site where you had to send the same message ten or twelve times before it went through.

A shame Holla Forums couldn't get in on the Gamergate craze. Everyone who mentions that here usually pans in about how comics are already "over", with other defeatist phrases. No struggle. An even bigger shame is that people like you refuse to admit that Holla Forums is always right.

Off the top of my fucking head.

He was quoting a well known Arnold Schwarzenegger line you fucking mongoloid.

You mean the good goy who drained California of water?

Lolbergs and Chaos scum need not apply. At that rate, you might as well insinuate that Holla Forums is full of Anarchists.

A swollen tumor upon society that must be removed by the force of the arising right-wing.

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We meme'd her into an eye-color changing STD, she also keeps coming back despite of the casual that will not even sacrifap.
Demographic instead of economic. That's when the floodgates opened.
He got jewed hard by the establishment, plus I don't recall Holla Forums predicting victory.

GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN
GROW WANGS EBOLA-CHAN

Again, you misunderstand what the phrase actually means.

What, that it's always the jews? That Holla Forums never misidentifies people as jewish? I've seen Holla Forumslacks call out pure blooded Germans as Jewish before.

Disney Channel is now open to outsider princess crap

archive.is/J764W

Thank you. Somebody got it.

Too bad Ebola-chan is taking a backseat to Zika. A disease that passes by mosquito and bumpin uglies, creating retarded children? How is she suppose to compete with that?

I see no problem here. They made a whole bunch of European, Germanic and French and so on princesses, fucking American. On my account, Mexico is little different from Americlapistan, so whatever.

Also, couldn't they have went with, I don't know, Spanish fairytales?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Spanish_fairy_tales

That's only because you communiggers had to resort to silencing and cheating in order to get your way.
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/reddit/
>>>/auschwitz/

So you think it's perfectly acceptible to let europe become 3rd-world, then?

Duh, it's the current year.

You can't seriously be this retarded.

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And when it isn't, it still is. Just look at the asinine meme that is echoposting for an idea of just how right Holla Forums is.

Holla Forums shills are out in force. There really is nothing we can do to stop them, save for waiting until election season is over. It's gonna be a long summer.

Oh no. Autonomous thought! What fucking outrage, it is.

these people are fucking idiots.

I would dig a story about a Conquistador raping an Aztec Princess I mean falling in love with them and foisting upon us the walking talking manifestation of their unholy conjugation as an adolescent girl. Degenerate sacrificial magic mixed with gunpowder and steel, driven by a self loathing rage fueled by the knowledge that her very existence is an affront to both her bloodlines.

Not exactly but quite: carriagehousebandb.ca/malinche.html

Don't worry, most of them are off to summer camp soon.

Im from Honduras (south of Guatemala (south of Mexico) ) and the trailer is region lock.

I would say that is kind of ironic that Disney doesnt want the Latinos to see the Latin Princess.

They used to own stake in a network called Fusion, made with English-speaking Hispanics in mind

French Latinos are the one true Latino race.

Latin Empire in the new world NOW.

racist asshole

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