how do i become a jew?
(please don't delete I'm serious is it possible to pull this off, thanks)
how do i become a jew?
(please don't delete I'm serious is it possible to pull this off, thanks)
sage
No, seriously, kill yourself.
SAGE
You don't, it's a blood religion.
Fuck off, faggot.
Fuck being a weak ass kabbalist.
DNA Test.
sage
Even if you marry a kikess you'll never be Jew enough.
wanted to ask that, why does Trump always say his daughter is jewish then?
>>>/k/360556
It's the typical Jewish rhetorical slime that one cannot bring one's hands to grasp firmly.
Mention the race of jews, and oy vey, they're a religion.
Mention the religion of jews, and oy vey, they're a race.
Why would tou want to become the scourge of thw earth? Anyway, you don't become one you're born one.
You do this
Suck a baby's dick and you instantly gain the power of a thousand rabbis. Otherwise you have to be born to a jewish mother to be a chosen.
You really can't. Even if you walked into a synagogue and mastered the Talmud, you would never truly be considered a member of the Ashkenazi caste, you would be treated the same as a mizrahi kebab Jew or a nigger Jew.
r u tryna infiltrate them
its impossible, not even bill gates gets to be invited to the annual Kikebowl
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At least you posted a cute picture you faggot.
>>>/oven/
you can convert to it but you will always be a 2nd class citizen
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You don't.
You are born one. Minimum half caste on the mother's side as well.