Good question

how do i become a jew?


(please don't delete I'm serious is it possible to pull this off, thanks)

sage

No, seriously, kill yourself.

SAGE

You don't, it's a blood religion.

Fuck off, faggot.

Fuck being a weak ass kabbalist.

DNA Test.

sage

Even if you marry a kikess you'll never be Jew enough.

wanted to ask that, why does Trump always say his daughter is jewish then?

>>>/k/360556

It's the typical Jewish rhetorical slime that one cannot bring one's hands to grasp firmly.

Mention the race of jews, and oy vey, they're a religion.
Mention the religion of jews, and oy vey, they're a race.

Why would tou want to become the scourge of thw earth? Anyway, you don't become one you're born one.

You do this

Suck a baby's dick and you instantly gain the power of a thousand rabbis. Otherwise you have to be born to a jewish mother to be a chosen.

You really can't. Even if you walked into a synagogue and mastered the Talmud, you would never truly be considered a member of the Ashkenazi caste, you would be treated the same as a mizrahi kebab Jew or a nigger Jew.

r u tryna infiltrate them

its impossible, not even bill gates gets to be invited to the annual Kikebowl

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At least you posted a cute picture you faggot.

>>>/oven/

you can convert to it but you will always be a 2nd class citizen

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You don't.

You are born one. Minimum half caste on the mother's side as well.