Titties & Tarot

I'm sure he is :)

I don't believe in any of that stuff, though. But it's entertaining.

Dave
Gemini

Way of Life problem.
My life sucked, no friends, bullied in elementary school, workoholic step-father who forced me to work like everyday at our lage home yard at village where i lived. Nothing sucessfull i did was enough. We moved away from there in my 15´s. Afterwards i lived with my mom only. I wished for a luck in my life.
Sudenly granted. Few years back, at my 17 when i started living on my own, i got lucky in everything i did. Couple charges against me, turned out just fine. I could go in IDGAF style. stole cash, went wild. Fucked up in school, done it few years later. Could not find job, lived as cave dweller with friendsd. Everytime i could do what i liked and didn´t had to lift a finger for it. Crossed the line at something, got away with it after some talking. Fucked up in job, talked it out, everything is fine again. Got my driving license, and then lost it due d&d. Drive anyway, got caught, and got just minor charge.
But. I cannot somehow improve my life more. Can´t get better PC, or a phone. Always have old shit that is subpar nowadays. Have sometimes idiotic friends. People that i find trustworthy often stabs me in the back. Can´t find gf that will understand me or share my traits. My previous gf was nice to me, smart, gamer, drawfag.. but her parents were assholes and overall it just didnt worked out over time. We were together 3,5 years.

TL;DR. Life sucked, sudennly life is fine and i can get away with about anything i do wrong. But i can´t get better in my life. Can´t be happy.

Weird. That wasn't the picture I posted.

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Ah shoot, sorry guys. Stepped away for a bit to have a late lunch.

Getting some interesting and very telling results again. My initials instinct hearing this were "go for it" but the cards I'm getting tell a different story.

First card represents the atmosphere surrounding the situation, and what I'm getting represents choosing luxury, debauchery and physical pleasure over practicality, stability and comfort. Luxury isn't an inherently bad thing, I think the question here is whether living there is something you can afford without negatively impacting your life.

Second card is the Six of Rods (Triumph) and it represents your obstacle. I think this is saying you should wait to go for it until you have the stability to try it with little risk. Third card is about procrastination and indecision. It couldn't hurt to go look, I think this is saying before long someone else might move in.

The next card is telling me part of why you're considering this is because you feel isolated and lonely where you are. Do you get along really well with your friend? Familiarity breeds contempt, hanging out with someone and living with them are two different things.

The next card is the passing influence of responsibility. It also warns of you being overburdened with work. This either tells me you're going to take the riskier option, or that if you do you might end up working yourself to the bone to afford your lifestyle. Find out how much it would cost, factoring in commuting and stuff like that.

The next card -which is a thing to be embraced- is the wheel of fortune. If your heart's in it, you should take a chance.

The next card represents the role you should play or attitude you should have, and it's saying you should be passionate, ambitious and cocky.

The next card is saying you should free yourself from the difficulty of your situation, and move on from a past failure or humiliation. This card is for your environment or people around you, so this could be referring to someone you're around.

The second to last card basically says you're hoping this'll be one big party if you go there, but the last card again suggests caution as it shows the outcome as… well, I'll just paste a description of the card I googled online to show this isn't even my interpretation. This is how it's described: "Unfavorable news about business, finance, or the physical world. One who delights in all forms of luxury and physical excess, leaving practical matters unattended. Irrationality and failure to recognize obvious facts, coupled with a poor work ethic. Wastefulness, lack of focus, and loss. May portend the loss of a job or promotion."

I'd urge caution here, user.

Thank you kindly again, tarotanon. I will use this information to think over what i shall do.

Hey OP, got a question. There was this girl from my highschool last year that I oiked who's name is Victoria. We went on two dates together but she quit talking to me. Does she still like me? I can provide more info if needed

-First card: Describes the atmosphere of being a stressful situation that brings out the worst in people in pursuit of personal gain. Are you in some sort of competition with your peers?
-Second card: This seems to me like your main obstacle is one of your professors. It's the Emperor. Someone in authority with great speaking power.
-Third card: Says specifically that to achieve your goal will require patience, tact and balance.
-Fourth card: It's reversed Strength. Trying to be dominant at the wrong time, lack of preparation, loss of reputation. Avoid this and you'll succeed.
-Fifth card: Virtue. This one's all about personal responsibility. It can be lonely at the top. You need to think long-term and start forming relationships based on trust now.
-Sixth card: Reversed Judgment, which represents procrastination and indecision. This is something you're going to be dealing with soon, either from a peer or something you'll have to prevent yourself from succumbing to.
-Seventh card: your role is to be as the Sun. Be faithful, truthful, happy, bright and contend. Strive to be grossly incandescent.
-Eighth card: Ah geez, this is a rough one to get given that you're in a college environment. The environment you're in and people you're around represent an ideological challenge to you, you hold some opinions which may differ from the majority of your classmates or that particular professor and fear being humiliated or made an example for disagreeing.
-Ninth card: Again, this is saying you need trusting relationships. Start making friends user, good friends who will stick up for you. You need some people in your corner.
-Tenth card: The outcome card is the three of coins. This bodes well for your success. Stay the course and keep at it and you'll definitely be successful.

Thanks a bunch, user.

What you said strangely enough gave me a couple insights in how I might want to approach things in the near future.

First card doesn't particularly appeal to me.
Second card has yet to come, and same goes for sixth and tenth card.

The rest are pretty much applicable to the present. I'll remember to be tactful, think my decisions through, be assertive and not too aggressive, and start forming long-term relationships as soon as I can, in order to establish a basis for the future. And I'll try to be less pessimistic and more incandescent from now on.

Thanks, user.

Marty sounds fairly spergy. I'd suggest asking him if he was but by the sounds of it, he'd take it as an attack. If he is autistic, he can't help acting like that. You should just be blunt and tell him his remarks are insulting and spell everything out for him like you would a child, as he may simply be oblivious. On to the cards, though:

-First card: King of Pentacles, not really seeing how this relates unless Marty is a spoiled rich kid, every other possible meaning of the card describes a smart person of good character. But it can just be interpreted as rich person.
-Second card: Your obstacle is The Tower. Confronting him that he needs to change could lead to a massive meltdown on his part, and negative consequences for you.
-Third card: A false start, an unrealized goal, decadence, wasted time. I think expending effort to change him might be a waste of time. You won't have to deal with him once you're done with school, at least.
-Fourth card: The Hanged Man, well if it's any consolation if he doesn't change his life is going to suck.
-Fifth card: The Chariot. This is sounding more and more dire, it would take a herculean effort for him to change.
-Sixth card: It's the reversed King of Cups, and this card is to be embraced. It basically describes a really scummy human being. I think you're just going to have to accept him the way he is.
-Seventh card: The reversed High Priest, this is your role. I'm just seeing the same message again and again. Dealing with him will only make you look like a fool.
-Eighth card: Confide in others, approach him as a group with any complaints. Take solace in the fact that he isn't your responsibility, and you won't have to see him again when school ends.
-Ninth card: (your goal) Nine of Pentacles. You want to help him, but every other card is saying it's a waste of time.
-Tenth card: (Outcome if you do) Well, shit. It's the Devil. Stay away from Marty, trying to help him will apparently only bring about your ruin. He's not worth the effort.

I interpreted your question as "How will Dave find happiness?" I'll keep that in mind while reading the results.

-First card: The atmosphere surrounding the situation is the Knight of Cups, would it be fair to describe you as idealistic, intense and romantic?
-Second card: Your obstacle is represented by oppression. It's going to be hard work rising out of your financial situation, and the amount of work it will take will likely contribute to your discontent.
-Third card: You goal is represented by the Magician. The key to your happiness is self-improvement. Read as many books as you can, maybe try a trade school. A feeling of mastery can grant great satisfaction, so put simply get good at something. Read some books on developing communication skills. Try book4you.org. Type in some topics you're interested in learning about.
-Fourth card: The situation's foundation is the King of Wands reversed. Was your dad a conman? This could be describing the people you thought you could trust that betrayed you. Avoid negative influences, if you have friends who have screwed you over, they're not your friends. Your past doesn't define your future.
-Fifth card: The Knight of Swords reversed. You got a lot of shitheads in your life, user. Again, I see this as advising you to avoid negative influences.
-Sixth card: Embrace The Moon. This represents cyclical changes, beauty into beast and vice versa. Sounds like you're about to meet a really wild woman user.
-Seventh card: Ace of Coins reversed. Go for what's practical and stable, avoid being tempted by material things in the short-term.
-Eighth card: The Emperor reversed. This is the third or fourth card that's basically spelled out you're surrounded by assholes. Purge yourself of toxic influences, focus on bettering yourself. Maybe consider moving.
-Ninth card: Your hopes are represented by Strength. It's gonna get better, user. You will overcome. You got this.
-Tenth card: Your outcome: The King of Cups. Nice. Your experiences with these people are going to result in you being a good judge of character. Just consider everything in your life a learning experience, you're gonna succeed.