Alright Holla Forums, there was another thread where someone claimed to be psychic, and it absolutely sucked.
I'm not psychic, but what I do have is a particular set of useless skills. And for the record, I don't really believe in this stuff.
Ask me a question, phrasing is important. Give me your name, first last or even a screen name or nickname will do. Your horoscope sign couldn't hurt either.
Post tits as payment (they needn't be yours, but shitty tits = shitty reading.)
Is my ex roommate who loves to talk about how he Cofounded a subreddit, microbrews, talks about much he doesn't masturbate and has wet dreams, a complete and total douchebag?
In place of tits you present me Proxy Paige's gaping ass. She gives such great head, but the girl is fixated on her anus.
Taking your question seriously, my reading says he's gives shitty advice power goes to his head and he uses it terribly, says he's insecure and depends on feels over facts perhaps describing himself as spiritual in the face of evidence proving him wrong about something, says he has a tendency to make the exact same mistakes over and over again, this next card makes him sound like an SJW, it says he's the type of guy to film himself giving money to the homeless, the sort of person who gives to charity only so it'll make him look good. The next says he frequently acts without thinking, the next card quite literally suggests his only possible redemption could come through suicide… It pretty much just goes on like this. The final card suggests if he doesn't change he'll end up friendless and alone.
So yeah, he sounds like a douche.
I am going to be taking a roadtrip to Nevada (from Maryland) for a gun convention. Im looking to get into guns as a career, will I find what I'm looking for in the ways of networking and possibly a job? Will anything terrible happen? Will we find out after these messages?
Also my username is BattleJesus and I am a Leo. I give you two gifs as payment, i hope they sate you.
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The first card tells me you're experiencing a bit of wanderlust and excited about the trip, but you need to plan it more carefully.
The second card represents your obstacle, and honestly it's a doozy. Prepare for the unexpected, you're either going to drive through a sandstorm or a crazy person is going to block your path.
The third card represents your goal, and in this case it bodes really well for your trip. It says you'll be good at this and extremely successful. Definitely go forward with this plan. The next card basically echoes this. Strength, victory, you're going to overcome whatever that obstacle is through strength.
The next card in a roundabout way is saying the trip is going to be really exciting for you, you're either going to return with an interesting story, or you're going to meet someone really wild.
The next card essentially says to embrace your fears and anxieties. If you're worried about something, just prepare for it. I don't know if it's a money thing, or a legal thing, but make sure you have all your bases covered and you'll be fine.
The next card suggests you need to behave maturely, don't let your imagination run wild. The next after that basically echoes this, act like a businessman, project professionalism.
Second to last card again references a fear of a possible crazy person.
Finally, your last card referencing the outcome should you go through with your plans is Justice. A very good sign you'll be quite happy with the results.
So, tl;dr: You're going to be really successful in the gun business, but watch the fuck out for crazy people and prepare for absolutely everything.
Hey, are you still here? I'm writing out my question. Here are some humorous tits and asses in advance.
Thank you for your wisdom kind sir. I shall keep it in mind for this trip.
Id also like to ask another question if thats ok with you.
I recently moved out on my own to a place and got a good job that I really like. However, one of my friends lives in this dream house thats about a half hour away from everything. I have yet to find out all the info on this place, but would it be a good idea to persue it? (I also only have a picture of my cat left to post as am on phone)
OP, I'm the guy from the previous thread who asked you to link your own thread.
My sign is Cancer (kek) My name is Daniel and I'm going to study psychology starting this september. I live in Europe.
My question is; Do I have a good chance of becoming succesful?