Why arent you Vegan yet?

Jace Campbell
Jace Campbell

Why arent you Vegan yet?

Isaac Cooper
Isaac Cooper

some of my favorite Vegan memes

Ethan Smith
Ethan Smith

Vegans are right. If I want to be consistent, I have to eat humans now.

Jeremiah Morgan
Jeremiah Morgan

you can eat out my ass if you want :3

Charles Cox
Charles Cox

Are you a girl? I only eat females because they are inferior.

Chase Morales
Chase Morales

I'm a fat hairy man :3

Lincoln Collins
Lincoln Collins

to me there is no difference between a jew and a pig

Leo Cox
Leo Cox

I'm not a faggot.

Cameron Hall
Cameron Hall

Just think of the perks

You get to act like a smug condescending shit to everyone you meet if you're vegan

Michael Sanders
Michael Sanders

I can do that a lot of ways. I can be a religious extremist, a SJW, a hipster… these are all less painful ways to be an asshole than eating food that tastes like shit.

Kayden Young
Kayden Young

Man was made to eat meat

Brody Garcia
Brody Garcia

food that tastes like shit.
t. never had Indian food

Alexander Wilson
Alexander Wilson

I have. Naan bread, papadoms, various other things which are either tasteless or repulsive.

Oliver Gomez
Oliver Gomez

Too bad.

I don't know about vegan food, but vegetarian food can be fucking awesome.
At the place I worked, I was forced to take the food they had, and on some days, the vegetarian menu was way better than the other menus.

Noah Rivera
Noah Rivera

I have something odd going on with my sense of taste. Things that an average person might say, "that's a bit bitter but I like it" cause me to gag. This means that biting into just about any green vegetable makes me gag. If I try to chew and swallow, there's a good chance it won't work and it will come right back up.
When I was growing up, my parents tried for years to get me to eat vegetables and the only way I could manage was cutting them into little pieces and washing them down without chewing. As an adult, The only way that eat green vegetables is by making smoothies with baby spinach, an apple, apple juice, and vanilla yogurt. I still dislike the taste but I can get it down.

I absolutely hate the taste of beer as well. A couple of my friends are really into beer and have encouraged me to try all sorts of quality stuff. To me, they're varying degrees of horrible.

Anthony Rogers
Anthony Rogers

I do eat man meat hehe
literally no taste

let me guess, you smoke tobacco
What sort of food did they have?

The big difference between vegan/vegetarian is eggs and dairy products, so something like bean or tofu curry would still be vegan

Thomas Cruz
Thomas Cruz

everyone stops eating cow meat
cows go extinct
Nice try, vegan, but your extermination plan won't succeed so easily.

Samuel Campbell
Samuel Campbell

comparing a stupid heard animal with an iq of 5 to a human

Jason Thomas
Jason Thomas

Weird asf

It doesn't sound like any sort of allergy I've heard of. Probably just personal preference, I personally cant stand even the smell of cabbage
What? I'm trying to accelerate the bovine evolution, not kill them. Maybe give them a chance and theyll come up with cow tools you know?

Hunter Russell
Hunter Russell

bacon

/thread

Jack Baker
Jack Baker

yes I am literally all of reddit.

and we love bacon

Brandon Torres
Brandon Torres

I've never smoked tobacco in my life. I've smoked weed maybe a dozen times. I don't drink coffee in any form.

My favorite foods:
Lasagne ,saurbraten bbq ribs, steak (medium rare), cream of chicken & wild rice soup, sausage rissoto, pork schnitzel, general tso's chicken, chicken parmesan, chicken teryaki, fried shrimp, deviled lobster tail…

Caleb Hughes
Caleb Hughes

Lasagne
master race tier dish

It's a bit hard to make but once you get your recipe right it tastes better than 90% of the stuff you usually eat

Luis Hernandez
Luis Hernandez

Reddit here, hello

Eli Cruz
Eli Cruz

I dont know why you say hello, I say goodbye

Gavin Price
Gavin Price

veganism is not causing health issues guys
you just have to buy these pills and meds and constantly visit the doctor to make sure you're not killing yourself
but it's much more healthy than meat!

sure buddy :^)

Grayson Moore
Grayson Moore

Lions don't eat lions.

Aiden Ortiz
Aiden Ortiz

Grain, dairy, vegetables, fruits, meats. Balanced diet. Avoid carnivores or omnivores if reasonably doable. Meat eaters aren't safe to eat. Look at a video of human dissection to see what I mean. It's hard for me to enjoy the suffering of others. Whether plant, animal, human, or bug - it dies at some point. Many suffer. It seems sad and wrong. If I don't eat, I'm letting all microorganisms die inside me. Death brings life brings death brings life, until life ceases, then none can die. What did you kill by breathing, eating, and otherwise existing today? What did you birth into this world? Are you trying to find the right options so you may do them? Is there more? Maybe.

So many are perplexed by death. I'm perplexed by life. Matter moving, becoming aware of itself, understanding. How is this? How is life? Was there always something, or did something come from nothing? How? Is there more?

It is worth learning and doing what you think is right, applying those efforts to advancing life, to make an immortal powerful intelligent being to understand all and then choose what's right, then do that. Perhaps this vessel, perhaps others. Right now can only act on limited empirical information, limited reasoning, limited resources, changing memories. Should improve. At least find a way to sustain life. Makes sense, feels right. Eat variety of foods - it makes sense if meat is properly cleaned and lean, and other food groups are healthy to eat has well. Makes sense, feels horrible. Want to do what's right but never want to harm. Harming makes sense but feels wrong. Life sustained on death. Harm happens to lives whether eating or not. Care for others and self - every life inside and outside of me. Life hurts. Must continue. Makes sense.

Thomas Bell
Thomas Bell

Also eating human brains can cause a disease that eats your brain. Perhaps with other mammals too.

Joseph Young
Joseph Young

Perhaps if a cause of life can be or is then life can happen if life and death are ever over. Perhaps life and death won't end. How to obtain life without death - how? How to discover what is true, make sense of it, then do what's right - a goal.

Robert White
Robert White

I don't want a receding hairline
I don't want to lack nutrients
I don't want to do a ton of research on what to eat to be healthy while avoiding meat
I don't want to go against what's majorly available
I don't give a fuck about animals. I don't see the point. Animals are not humans. That comic is retarded

Jonathan Garcia
Jonathan Garcia

That is a terrible straw man.

Adam Williams
Adam Williams

It's a joke, you dip.

Jeremiah Williams
Jeremiah Williams

Animals exist to serve humans. If they are not food, they are pets. If they are not pets, they are work/service animals. If they do not do work, they are decorations that we allow to live. Your comic is not equivalent to normal carnivores because the one being cut up for meat is a human. Morality applies differently to humans than it does to other animals.

Julian Perez
Julian Perez

Actually, you're completely wrong, and an utter fool.

Jackson Wilson
Jackson Wilson

In the animal kingdom, might makes right. No species avoids eating other animals except for the humans, who so happen to also be the dominant species on the planet. There is no animal we cannot kill if we so choose. That animals live on this planet is because we allow them to, not because they have a right to.

Gavin Price
Gavin Price

OP is a fag

Jordan Bailey
Jordan Bailey

At least dogs help us hunting food in exchange of a loving home.

Lucas Brown
Lucas Brown

I used to puke/gag everytime I eat salad, and I eat it for years I no longer eat it, but if I do I am still repulsed even if I no longer puke, I can only eat lettuce in Hamburger.

Daniel Garcia
Daniel Garcia

2016
changing your lifestyle because of a comic

Austin Perez
Austin Perez

plants are alive as well as animals, if you are going to compare killing a sentient human to killing somewhat intelligent animals, then I am going to compare killing somewhat intelligent animals to killing plants with a defined sensory system and metabolism.

Every second you are alive you are killing various lifeforms, from bacteria all the way up to the animals and plants that would be living but for the fact you live in a city where their forest should be.

The only logical conclusion would be to kill all humans and destroy sentience. That way it's fine because animals killing one another is fine, just so long as the thing doing the killing isn't sentient.

Dumbasses..

Parker Reyes
Parker Reyes

Because how dare would I eat pasta without Parmesan?

Aaron White
Aaron White

because fuck you

Zachary Lopez
Zachary Lopez

Was this a nuisance population thinning deal or just a "we have free time and guns" deal?

Luke Martinez
Luke Martinez

If you live in bumfuck nowhere, those two things are often the same thing friend.

Wyatt Nguyen
Wyatt Nguyen

Yeah, but I'm asking because if it was just for game, they would eventually run out at that rate, so it's a lose/lose.
Makes more sense if it's the former.

Nathaniel Taylor
Nathaniel Taylor

You might be a supertaster.

Too many tastebuds

Anthony Martinez
Anthony Martinez

who cares if those kinds of animals disappear?

they're nothing but pests

Jeremiah Barnes
Jeremiah Barnes

protein from plants
Enjoy poisoning yourself with soy, you weak fucking cucks. Do you call yourself a man? Irrational empathy (at this point, your empathy is decreasing your own health and you are putting barely present clouds of experiences without self-awareness called animals above yourself, so it is irrational) is a very feminine trait.

Robert Lee
Robert Lee

This guy's pretty smart. Listen to him. Try to open that weak, tiny vegan mind of yours and receive his enlightening meat.

Jack Thomas
Jack Thomas

The only logical conclusion would be to kill all humans and destroy sentience.

At last, someone has the balls to say what we've all known, to some degree or another.

Let it all end.

Liam Martin
Liam Martin

And everyone else will feel bad for your delusions that you're better than them. It's like some depraved cuck walking around eating old shit out of a bucket and lecturing people eating at Burger King about the quality of their food.

Joseph Cooper
Joseph Cooper

when your neighbor's daughter forgets to close her curtains before taking off her clothes.gif

Nolan Adams
Nolan Adams

/Pol/ Pot

Cameron Hughes
Cameron Hughes

I consider myself sort of a low-rent shitty Pentti Linkola.

Juan Bennett
Juan Bennett

who?

Matthew Young
Matthew Young

i am pretty close.

the least one can do is admit vegans are right instead of being a little bitch and whine and try to find excuses.

Cooper Jenkins
Cooper Jenkins

?

Luke Richardson
Luke Richardson

Because I was born as an omnivore, like every human is.

…and I don't give a fuck if it is a dead carrot or a dead cow on my plate, I still eat it.

Elijah Collins
Elijah Collins

what about if it's a dead dog?

Christopher Lee
Christopher Lee

except animals are inferior to humans

Jason Davis
Jason Davis

By way of competition, even herbivores kill other animals. The apartment you live in was likely some bunny's home or something before workers showed up, bulldozed the land and made a vacant lot.

Chase Robinson
Chase Robinson

Sorry Charlie.

Austin Morales
Austin Morales

Haven't tried dog meat yet but I wouldn't mind eating it. Some people tell me it tastes good.

Aaron Wilson
Aaron Wilson

Vegans are all crazy fucking retards, I know this because I was raised by vegans.

Caleb Collins
Caleb Collins

why Charlie in particular?

Asher Ortiz
Asher Ortiz

Why arent you Vegan yet?
I like meat obviously

Angel Lewis
Angel Lewis

You're leaving already? :/

Ayden Bailey
Ayden Bailey

Rabbits are pests though

Hunter Gray
Hunter Gray

Because meat tastes good, and it goes well with veggies and rice.
Because I tried eating only veggies and rice and boy it tasted complete shit.
Because since Humans are Omnivores, we have to take in meat as part of our healthy, balanced diet
Because meat can quickly fill your stomach, unlike veggies
Because eating veggies only can make you feel weak and fatigue since meat provides fat/protein, which equals to lots of energy

While I respect vegans, those who said eating meat makes me a cruel, inhuman bastard can go hug a cactus and die.

Pic related; my favorite dish.

Jose Martinez
Jose Martinez

I'm not expecting environmentalism from the hunter.
If he enjoys the hunt or uses the meat/pelts, it doesn't make sense to erase the population. Do that enough and you run out of game.

Jose Nelson
Jose Nelson

Because eating meat can cause me an orgasm

Jacob Murphy
Jacob Murphy

Just a figure of speech m8.

Xavier Bennett
Xavier Bennett

did they use cheetos for coloring?

Blake Edwards
Blake Edwards

I like meat and value the lives of livestock below my personal food preference. That said I want them to have a quick and painless death, I hate Halal slaughter.

Lincoln Mitchell
Lincoln Mitchell

humans have life in them, beyond cells, germs for digestion, many microorganisms. Plus if made effective enough can create devices to sustain life and figure out existence. Too useful. Sentience can't be wasted. If humans nuke world germs survive underground, along with people in bunkers. People haven't finished evolving - this needs time. They can be made more sensible, useful, better. No superior sentience known. A high enough sentience holds a far higher chance of preserving life after the sun blows up (ships, dna preservers, new species research). We need to see how microbes survive in space and apply it to the preservation of life. If sentience can keep expanding then it can deduce this existence better, and better determine the best course of action. Sentience may save life, rather than destroy it, has long has rational thought becomes the apex of function in the future.

Jaxon Morgan
Jaxon Morgan

nope. it's just the color made when you use pineapple chunks from a can and the syrup i guess

Sebastian Thompson
Sebastian Thompson

eating members of your own species is counterproductive, as it doesnt ensure the survival of your species. The picture is a strawman

Hudson Phillips
Hudson Phillips

also animals =/= human feelings
Animals are driven by instincts. If they are hungry, kill to eat. They give no shit how "painful" your death will be.
Humans, while driven to instincts, will find the most humane way to kill.
The picture is just total bullcrap.

Christian Fisher
Christian Fisher

meat is the only source for some aminoacids not produced by plants

Jacob James
Jacob James

And better source of proteins too
and some, like fishes, have Omega-3 that is beneficial to your body

Aiden Morris
Aiden Morris

you can get proteins from plants

this is a misconception

Lucas Jones
Lucas Jones

Soybean have protein, but the amount and quality are low

Luke Wood
Luke Wood

TRIGGER WARNING
Graphic display of violence

Gabriel Williams
Gabriel Williams

Medical student here
Pic related is what I'm actually learning

For the non baguette-speaking, here's the main deal

Proteins with high biological value :
Eggs, meat, fish, milk

Proteins with low biological value :
cereals and vegetables

Sebastian Cook
Sebastian Cook

no difference between a jew or a pig

Lincoln James
Lincoln James

vegans think all meat companies are like vid related.

Carter Perry
Carter Perry

What the hell kind of humans have you met and where can I sign up? I want off this planet.

Aaron Reed
Aaron Reed

I personally like raising my own meat, it's nice that they never expect the 12gauge slug

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