Explain why you're still a virgin

You don't need an excuse, faggot.

That's why, matey. No matter how good your life is, two blowjobs a week can only improve it.

Dude get your ass on fetlife dotcom and form a lasting relationship with some chick who's in to swinging.

If you're worried they'll cheat then take someone you KNOW will physically cheat but who won't leave you. Then fuck every woman you can. Go to kink clubs and fetish clubs. Wifeswap.