Explain why you're still a virgin

feels gud man, no need to pursue plaguespreading sluts

Bitches are crazy, dude. Not gonna play sex roulette when it's probably overhyped and doesn't even feel much better than jacking it just to find out the bitch is crazy and accuses me of rape or it turns out she was pregnant and fucks me into paying child support. And even if sex is better, ignorance is bliss. I'm fairly happy sitting at my computer fapping to anime, why risk it?

I pay my sister to swallow my jizz and let me rub my dick on her face. That's all I need.

Well I'm not exactly going to go rape some kids and we haven't quite developed artificial robotic lolis yet.

How much does she charge?
Does she enjoy it?

Is your gf a dakimakura?

I disgust myself physically and psychologically. I realize objectively, I'm not bad off on either compared to averages, but I have ridiculously high standards and odd ethics.

The fact that he pays her skews the answer. Even if he said yes, it's what he paid for.

I had a gf when I was 15 who was willing, but I said I was goint to wait until I'm ready.

I did not love her anymore and even if I was ready tought it would heart her feeling more if we fucked before I dump her.

Worst decision of my life.

I can't talk to people because I'm autistic as fuck

You're probably not that bad.

Wanna talk?

Asperger's syndrome
ADHD
Bipolar
Chance for:diabetes
Dimetia
Cancer
Neuropathy
Weak back
Weak joints
Asthma

Unbalanced body structure/equilibrium

Feel weak

Others
Exposure to: asbestos
Mold (black and white)
Contaminated water
Burning rain (lived near a plant)
Various poisons (rat/bug)

Why would I want a mate when I might not be able to care for them later in life and have genes like these to pass on?

Correction - I have asthma, weak joints/back, and off skeletal alignment (you should've seen me try to ride a bike has a kid).

And constant weakness/fatigue

Why fear death if life is like this?

I do look good and can work people like a charm and better, but I'm more interested in books than people.

All me, if I confused anyone.

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HPV, and herpes are the same thing

do you even science?

whoops, it is HSV
guess you won this round

I'm not, I got laid a bunch in college but never before or in the 3 years since. Before I was an emotionally underdeveloped wee twat and after I've been depressed and gained a bunch of weight (best friend killed himself, gone from effortless As in high school/college and no debt to Cs and debt in law school). I don't want to inflict myself on anyone else besides my close friends who I've been there for and who were also friends with my best friend. Tinder doesn't work anymore at 27, either, I haven't been able to set up a date, even using my old college pictures to hide the new weight, although it's usually because I take days to respond.

Feels alright, actually, reverting to my childhood, tolerating terrible parents to live rent-free at their place and play video games all day. No responsibilities feels almost as good as feeling like I'm going places and law school isn't that hard when you stop giving any kind of a fuck.

I'm worthless in every way imaginable

tits?

That's okay bro life is better sans-people-and-responsibility. If it weren't for people and responsibilities I'd probably be happy.

no you faggot I meant I just don't look manly
kill yourself my man

you shouldve said "and look young" or something like that.
There are at least 3 girls here

Maybe he just wants to see your floppy mantits

kill yourself my man

You'll never kiss a girl with that attitude.

Everything

This is just sad. Jesus Christ. I didn't know Holla Forums was the Isle of fucking Misfits.

Clearly I don't belong here. I thought everyone here was normal to at least some degree. I didn't think there would be so many ugly, virgin, disease-ridden, lazy, autistic, unemployed, poor leaches who sit inside and jack off to Chinese cartoons all day and then complain that nobody wants to fuck them. Newsflash: girls won't magically appear in your house and have sex with you! You have to go outside and do normalfaggy things.

As long as you idiots cling to your poorly thought-out principles and cry "muh normalfaggotry!" whenever you're faced with having to actually accomplish something in the real world, you're never getting laid. And that's a good thing! While you dumbasses are humping your body pillows, I'm dicking all the girls! You all can fuck right off. If I'm feeling more generous, I might let you watch me while I give a woman my seed. Maybe. But you never get to touch.

tl;dr Holla Forumstards are autistic cucks and will never get to touch a real woman.

'Kay newfag please leave.

You're right. You don't belong here, leave and never come back.

So the Boy Scout manual was wrong?

top bait. good work

Because I'm fat (which Im fixing, joined weight watchers last week and started tracking my daily and weekly food consumption) and even if I tried to bang a whale I probably would be too disgusted to go through with it and even then she would probably want some some depressed lanklet with low self esteem over me to prove they can get skinny boy dick easily, fuck women.

thx m8 :^)

the reason why im still a virgin is because im not interested in sex.

I wanted to fuck nothing but cartoon horses for years now, and that is why am I am virgin. Because cartoons aren't real. ;_;

Because I cant handle rejection

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Good on you. As a nonvirgin I can tell you that sex is overrated.

I just don't know how to start a conversation with a girl if it's not work related. Those rare times a girl does show interest im so oblivious to the signs until they lose interest and I only realize it until someone points it out. Also I used to be a fat awkward weird kid. Still kind of am. Lost the weight and semi fit now.

I had a girl I met through work come to my apartment once to meet so we could go for dinner. Her idea. I was playing an JRPG with cute anime girls when she showed up and didn't end my game until she came in an sat down. She saw me play some before saving my game. She said "I didn't think you were the type to play a game like that." She stopped talking to me after that day.

Normal-looking guy, late forties.

Life is good the way it is.

Are you self-sufficient, or do you live on autism bucks?

Have you thought about painting a real horse pink and having sex with it?

I think it's probably best you don't put ideas in his head, user. it seems he's in a bit of a precarious state of mind as it is

i've gradually lost 100% of my ability to interact with people

other than that, i'm not even that bad

umm… the cartoon bit is kinda important to me.

No debt, own my apt (inheritance*), earn more than I spend on a part time job. Lots of spare time. Schizoid personality disorder is so high-functioning that many ppl don't consider it to be a disorder at all.

Mind you, if my social skills had been worse than they are, I would have needed assistance for things like shopping groceries etc.

(* this makes a big diff)

fuck off and die normie scum.

this.

2 are gay turkish men, and the emoji spammer is one of Jim's pigs

Well that's good.

I've known 2 people with severe paranoid schizophrenia, and it's pretty devestating; they're under constant care by either their parents or the psych ward.

Not a pig.

Plus, no one has common interests with me where I live. Everyone has pleb taste here, including my "friends".

Fixed, I don't know what that "and like" was doing there.

Oh, schizoid and schizophrenia are two completely different things. Schizoids are basically just really extreme introverts.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizoid_personality_disorder

Oooo, damn, I had no idea there was an actual condition called "schizoid". This is definitely the Fun Fact of the day.

Kek

But im not.

man I just whipped out my phone, took a selfie and jesus I look ugly as fucking sin. It's not like I tried to approach girls in the first place, but with how ugly I look it's not even worth bothering

This. Waifus are much easier and cost as much as a wifi bill. Its the emotional involvement that makes it good. So when you fuck, it means something. That's what I surmise at least

You could have just said "I can't talk to girls".

I'm sorry user.
I'd fuck you ♥

my waifu is Urabe

user are you my long lost twin brother?

bbbb

I prefer boys.

gay

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I like shotas, I don't want to end up in jail so I'm pretty much a permavirgin.

That's a funny way to type "I have no self-confidence."

I find those feet sexual, reported

I'm 13 and I'm waiting to get married first LOL

It might have something to do with my lack of commitment to improving social skills, myself, and therefore my self confidence.

I fucked a few hookers but with a condom and wasn't really good so I'm not counting those.

midi.as/qCD

had some chances but I was terrified of getting a girl pregnant
I don't really know how to approach girls I don't know and now I'm basically friendless so it's probably going to be a long wait

im a grill and i am waiting for a catholic QT male that isnt a numale weabo faggot

Women are work and I'm unbelievably lazy.

Not a virgin…wish I was =^{ (

Almost everything.
Great circumstances though, I could have gotten laid at least 10 times (and probably had at least 5 relationships).

t. LARPing virgin no-lifer

How is your life doing brother?
Same boat as me?

I'm a kissless virgin with not even one real relationship btw

highschool is where everybody usually starts. if you're out of highschool and an experienceless virgin nobody wants you

i don't even try now. there's been a couple girls here and there that have "been interested" in me but i just ignore it. i know they'll either just drop me when they find out, or if i don't tell them they'll realize sooner or later and kick me to the curb

But you can't have one without the other, faggot.

well it all started going downhill after the moment i was born.

29 years old virgin here.

Got cheated by my girlfriend on my first (and only) date, 10 years ago, a developed a so crazed paranoia about cheating that I just can't initiate any relationships anymore.

There is no 100% cheating safe relationship between two people. Also, I would never lose my virginity to a non virgin.

With these standards, it's almost impossible that I will find another woman again.

I'm sad and lonely, but that's the price.

Fucking kek

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here, that's just me, despite the guy being white.

Oh yes, wnat more life failure? it was a 6 years long distance relationship.

LOL This might make you seem even more worthless.

Meninists cucks do exist. They happen to be fat, bearded, sexist, homophobic, racist, atheist anti-SJW's who happen to be white and male.

samefag

Found the cuckold.

Nope.

False. The only cucks here are the micro penis Trump supporters. Trump supporters are always cucked because of their micro penis. Hence their insecurities and calling others cucks.

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Oh look, a triggered Trump support. Let the butt-hurt flow through you.

Someone forgot to keep his repressed homolust repressed

here

In fact, I would be even more sad in your place. I've always wanted just only one relationship for all life, like those old 20th century couples we see there and there.

Quantity would just twist my mind even worse, I would be crazily hunting woman to find the "perfect one" that never exist.

I'm just normal, had opportunities to get laid sometimes but the girls are always non virgins or suspect cheaters (guess what? all of them are)

I'm just retarded, full of petrified romantic values.

We'll see who's really butt-hurt when Trump is elected. Hope you'll have a great time in Mexico!

I see your jimmies are rustled when it comes to negative Trump pics being posted. What's the matter? Don't like seeing your god with a micro penis? LOL Here's some more pics to rustle your jimmies.

Well you might die a virgin. It could be today, could be tomorrow, could be next week. You can't always get what you want.

Pretty sure the average 29 year old has had sex by now.

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The salt out will be glorious.
This shit will be the biggest salt mine the internet has ever witnessed. Fallout 4 ain't gonna be shit compared

Stay triggered.

Hey man you're the one with a entire folder of dicks on your hard drive, check mate

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Pretty sure girl on bottom is my LDR girlfriend. The fuck.

3 pictures of Trump's micro penis portraits isn't an entire folder of dick pics, moron.

Anyways stay triggered.

prove that you don't have a folder full of dicks.

He already proved he does by posting nothing but dicks all day

Do you still consider yourself to be heterosexual?

But really fuck all our politicians. And fuck trump aswell.

3 pictures of Trump does not equal dick pics. But it sure does piss you guys off.

Of course. Not that I have to prove myself to a bunch of homophobic Trump supporters.

Trigger much?

This is what no life looks like

Stay triggered.

that does explain why you are still a virgin

False. Sorry to burst your bubble, but I lost my virginity at 19. I'm 34 now. LOL Stay triggered.

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lol, I'm not the one posting the same shit repeatedly

That homo probably thinks he's trolling anyone when everyone is laughing at his obvious faggotry.

Either you honestly believe that or you're a good troll and I can't tell the difference for once

Pick one.

I was born.

are you me?

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I lost my virginity to pity sex and the second time I scored with a 9/10 who said they loved me. She was 16 at the time.

Hadn't had sex since highschool and I'm 23.
Sometimes I say to myself, "At least I'm a virgin."

I am you. Hello, myself

Keep crying. I'll keep laughing because of how easy it is to troll you idiots with these pics. LOL

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can you stupid niggers at least name them something like totallynotcp.rar or takeaseat.rar?

guaranteednota5yearoldtakingbigniggerdick.zip

I have good looks, am 6'2", put decent effort into my appearance and exercise, so I have no issues with getting my foot in the door, cute chicks and sometimes even hot ones approach me too. However I'm an omega loser on the inside, am a NEET, get autismbux and live at home, so chicks always nope out quickly. I'm now a 29 year old virgin, never been in a relationship before and haven't kissed a chick on the lips/made out before.

i'm catholic, this gives me hope I guess

You sound like me. Difference is I found a girl who is even more NEET and Omega than me. Watch out though Omega girls tend to be feminists. (although usually if you state an opinion against what they believe they will be too meek to say anything to the contrary for the rest of their existence)

Thats why you alcohol.

Yes please

I'm actually someone who has had sex since early high school and escalated from boobies and fingering/oral. Male humans can't be virgins. I don't know how a male could remain a virgin without choosing to do so. You can always live life for houseparties/clubs/raves and score some sex even if it is mediocre and neither you nor the girl you penetrate remember much of it. Hell you could get a girlfriend easier but of course that has its drawbacks if you put no effort into that.

Good luck to everyone who does want sex, you're already on the internet and posting on a Holla Forums board so you have nothing to lose from using dating apps.

It's not like I don't want to have sex, it's just that I don't want to have sex with any of the women I've met so far in my life.

I don't even have very high standards, it's just all but a few who were already in relationships seemed pretty bad on first second and third impressions. I'm also "friends" with a lot of people and it's a lot of trouble to sort of maintain that while not actually wanting to spend much time around any of them. Somehow I thought everyone would grow up when they got older, like I did.

no time for pussy making money and shit posting

Why do I need to explain it, like it is a bad thing?

really?

like, how long have you been here? i remeber back on half chan around i think it was 09 we had a similar thread, with the same shit being said,

i remeber one great post

he never posted again

This

I'm not been sexing girls since I was 13.

Big problem I have now it I can never cum inside a girl now. I masterbate til my dick is raw & vaginas or even ass cant squeeze my dick as hard as my hand. Girlfriend get pissed becaus she wants to be full of cum..

im waiting on the robot loli's too
but then again im not a virgin, or a pedophile
ive had sexual relations with adult humans probably mentally ill or deranged
but if you really try its doable

I back out at the last minute. I just kiss and touch/finger bang the girl basically. The smell of their pussy gets stuck in your hand is quite repulsive.

Those robo-lolis better look 2D

duh 3D is gross

Yeah if you don't do it right.

Lol you are unmanly you raving faggot

Lol he'll probably be better off in Mexico since Americas going to be an apocalyptic shithole where nobody has enough money and everything is ridiculously expensive. You people are seriously retarded if you think that orange Hitler wannabe could possibly be president. He's a fucking idiot, he doesn't known how to run a country.

Someone got raped in the butt here…

hes not the only one

Because I hate parties
Because I don't need to go out anyway
Because nobody has ever loved me also
So yeah that sucks but hey.

Well memed, I will give you that.

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>being this new

I was right there with you, but fuck dude.
you know he's not actually going to be racist or red pilled or antijew or whatever you hope, right? he's just a grumpy old man bothered by a few aspects of civil liberty.
at his worst he's going to open up internet service to muh 'free' market and jail a few journalists.

heh, you called him "but fuck dude"

lol okay buddy. Let's see how well that turns out

Hello Reddit.

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Why the fuck would you do that?

You a cuck m8?

Good god I want them all over me, I want to use their bodies as warm blankets.

To your question, I guess it's because I don't have much drive or ambition when talking to grils.

Why do I have the feeling that all of that is self-diagnosed?

I told myself I was going to lose it when I get out of jr high, but gosh darnit, freshman year for sure, I am gonna be bangin out those bangin 10 year old 5th grader hotties. They go wild for us mature high school boyz.

remix and like if you are starting high school in the fall and also going for that elementary school pussy game

im a transgender autistic ponyfucker . Only time i ever had anything remoted to sex was when i was raped when i was little . My parents hate me and are divorced.

You ever told them what happened to you when you were little?

My girlfriend was assraped when she was 5 by her 14 year old cousin. She's never told any of her family.

They wondered why she was depressed all the time as a kid

No , because i was too scared , even then i didnt get along with my parents , dad is an abusive alcoholic , and my mother literally bite me , also it was my 4th year at school , and it was boy from my class so it made it even more awkward . And i got beaten by him for years after also just to make sure i wouldnt talk . And my parents never cared why i was depressed . Also makes me feel ashamed and "gay" because i have a male body that i was raped in the ass . I cant even fucking kill myself , i have failed 3 , i repeat 3 suicide attempts . Fuck mein life.

I know a guy you height, but he is handsome and girls find hin hilarious, he fuck all the time.

Well it definitely doesn't make you gay at all. It makes you fucked over hard by the long dick of life.

Like, not many people get as raw a deal as getting raped as a kid. It's not going to make you feel any better, but I'm really sorry that happened to you, man. Makes me sad that pieces of shit like that exist in the world.

Sounds like your parents were pretty evil people and you were born into the world as sort of its punching bag. That scumbag kid (probably raised by rapists himself, who raped him) saw that in you and took advantage of it.

Anyway, I dunno, never feel guilty or anything about being unlucky. There is no shame in that. I could bet all my money tonight on a coinflip, and if I lost, the only shame would be that I chose to wager my money. But you didn't wager being born. There wasn't anything that made you say, OK, I will risk maybe getting raped as a child and having evil parents. But still it was thrown on ya.

If anything, you're still fucking alive now, after all that, somehow. If there ever were a reason for pride you've got it

thank you , its nice hearing what you said . Hopefully maybe life is better in the future as im only 18 right now . I have a drug addiction so that makes me alive , in both good and bad . And second i have for a long time had fascination with video game cracking , as when i was little , getting free games online , and seeing all the cool names , RAZOR1911 , DEViANCE was cool , so im progressing with that also.

I hope my younger cousin isn't depressed. She always seemed happy

How big is your trump folder?

Nothing's really "gone wrong" so to speak.

Sex and relationships just aren't a priority for me.

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S-sauce?

you are me

Not big enough, needs more memes.

Miserable as usual! But that's life.
Keep strong, my brother.

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You don't need an excuse, faggot.

That's why, matey. No matter how good your life is, two blowjobs a week can only improve it.

Dude get your ass on fetlife dotcom and form a lasting relationship with some chick who's in to swinging.

If you're worried they'll cheat then take someone you KNOW will physically cheat but who won't leave you. Then fuck every woman you can. Go to kink clubs and fetish clubs. Wifeswap.