You come home to find your sister passed out drunk like this on your bed, your parents are out for the weekend… What do you do?
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Safeguard her modesty with a comfy blanket, turn out the light and quietly close the door, and give her greasy food and plenty of water to help her hangover when she wakes up.
But also jerk off into a turkey baster and fill her with cum for a mystery incest baby she will blame on all the guys she fucked last night, the fucking whore.
also, my sister is fucking atrocious looking so I would just get a blanket to save my self from looking at that hamgalaxy called a human.
obtain homeless person
Bring him/her to room
Don old clothes, and cover shoes in cellophane.
Murder said homeless person with knife
Place knife handle in sleeping sister's hand
dispose of blood covered clothing
"OH GOD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?"
forcibly wake sister and demand to know what happened.
Help sister dispose of body
Eternal blackmail = free sister sex for life.
turn 360° and walk away
Fuck her in both holes, obviously. Why ask?
She wakes up and slaps you in the face then calls your parents and tells them. you sick fuck.
She wakes up from being passed out on the same night? Fuck off. My girlfriend is a medium sleeper and I've fucked her cunt in her sleep before without waking her up, you can fuck a passed out slut easy
if we are going to play safe I guess stealing her panties is also a option, a shitty one but safe.
Drop biggest ass slap ever dropped
Impact shockwave will turn 3 times around earth
Bitch won't be able to sit for 2 and a half year
It's straight economics, man.
you might be right considering your trips
But hopefully I can have sex with my sister without having to kill someone
Tie her securely to the bed
Tickle her to my heart's content (mostly her feet)
Masturbate while doign it
Best week-end of my life
Yep that's cute
I don't fucking know
Because I don't have a fucking sister
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
I obey the words of the lord Fagottini!
no mention of eating all the eggs
disappointed in you, Holla Forums
Why would she pass out naked though? Is there any reason for passing out naked?
coming home somewhat drunk, to tired to properly undress.
ungh her pussy is so fat i wish i could feel it wrap around my hard throbbing cock… ;-;
Shut the door and promptly run to the bathroom hoping I dont vomit everywhere before I make it to the toilet. Then start figuring out ways to replace my mattress after I burned it. My sister is a disgusting land whale
Cool & Sexy Lilotas
Sign the fucking slut up for rehab
why is foot tickling a thing?
why not? I have a feet fetish, I am into those and on top of that I think laughing girls are cute. Also bondage is sexy.
you dont have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat these eggs
what is that thing she is using?
a laser scalpel or something like that.
We already had this thread before.
Fuck, I remember that.
I remember that post, fuck. Anyone has screencaps here?
laughing girls are cute
I tried to fuck my cousin thrice, needless to say she was very drunk during those times(I, just drunk). Fingerbanged her at first, gave me fellatio on second, third is when it happened, she even rode me, and she still didn't remember anything come next morning. We still drink together ocassionally.
I got head from my cousin without any alcohol… she was just an attention whore
she still didn't remember anything come next morning
You know if you do it three times and escalate each time it's pretty obvious that she remembers, right?
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Tie her up and burn her feet with a small torch.
What a lude thread