Hit me with your best shot Holla Forums

Hit me with your best shot Holla Forums

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Two Girls One Cup

Hi, I eat ass

Do you visit Holla Forums?

Hello. Meet my waifu.

u want pray gaym?

Please go fuck off.

pic related

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Wake me up inside

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KILL ALL NIGGER FAGGOTS!

Scream this as loud as possible.

I like to party

I like big turtles.

Holla Forums WAS RIGHT AGAIN

Kawaii Desu Nihano Gaijin

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My pepe's are dank

so glad I'm white

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It's all a dream

I waited for you

Hitler did nothing wrong

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Do you like anal?

I love Kennedi Cotarelo

I play video games.

i have no job

wait, you're not twelve?

Give Me Your Cummies!

Fuck you all, I know exactly what can do it.

"Is your dad single?"

i'm an imageboard moderator

Eat my shitty asshole

I'm actually a feminist.

Are you into scat?

sometimes I browse Holla Forums

I have no money

"I created Baskin' Robin"

"You got a dick?"

YLYL

I voted for Trump

I'm a male feminist

Praise the Lord Fagottini!

I think I like you.

Do you have an STD?

You have nice feet.

I shit my pants.

I really want children.

Mommy really likes you.

I'm a sex offender

Please, have a seat

I like Charlie Manson

Salo is pretty good

BANG
BANG
BANG
BANG

SHIT JUST GOT REAL

Eat all the eggs

turn it upside down

RE6 isn't so bad

I like to rape.

Run run run run!

You cannot escape me!

I will find you!

I see you now!

I can feel struggles.

Your pants come off.

Yours underwear does too.

I will have you!

I push it in.

In and out again.

You scream in anguish.

I laugh with pleasure.

I squirt into you.

You sob in terror.

I remove my knife.

You scream in fear.

Stab stab stab stab.

Your life is over.

Here, eat them all

I like fucking dolls

Be funny, damn Holla Forums

Are you a feminist

I am a feminist

do you like ponies

I really like ponies

I am a brony

GIVE ME SUM FUK

I'm on team mystic

I love sucking cocks

Well I prefer niggers

You into enemas, too?

i am a jew

I have to poo.

I have the HIV

That is poetic.

"PUT ON A BURQA!"

I have AIDS, nigger.

Jizzed in my pants

Make murica great again

Hi, I am pregnant.

So… wanna get pregnant?

Hi pregnant, I'm dad

wow you're so fat

I browse imageboards everyday

You're a worthless nigger

It's my first date

I'm keeping this one

BE GONE TRAP LOVER

Fuck you stupid nigger

I love you bitch

so "bubbly" meant fat…

I'm a dragon otherkin

You're a big guy.

fuck off

I am a cybergoth

Let's be together forever.

Best one so far

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Wanna hold my hand?

"This is so nice user-kun, I've honestly wanted to go on a date with you for a while."

I don't like you.

Alahu akbar imsh alah

fuck off

Fuck off Pat Benatar

I teleport behind you

I browse ate chan

I like anal stimulation

You have monkey face

Twenty? That's quite old…

My fist, your butt.

"I touch kids sexually"
Say it loud enough and it'll not only end your date but give you a free trip to the sex offenders list (even if you haven't touched kids at all)

holla at u bae

I don't hate niggers

Fat, ugly whore cunt

Do you enjoy faeces?

I WANT YOUR BEWBS

I like bernie sanders

Are you my mother?

What do you charge?

Your socks are sexy.

PS I know from experience this ruins a first date. Joke's on her, I would have worshiped her feet in those socks!

She really missed out.

I AM ACTUALLY GAY

Rate my fedora please.

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My tests are inconclusive

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