Hit me with your best shot Holla Forums
Hit me with your best shot Holla Forums
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Two Girls One Cup
Hi, I eat ass
Do you visit Holla Forums?
Hello. Meet my waifu.
u want pray gaym?
Please go fuck off.
pic related
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Wake me up inside
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KILL ALL NIGGER FAGGOTS!
Scream this as loud as possible.
I like to party
I like big turtles.
Holla Forums WAS RIGHT AGAIN
Kawaii Desu Nihano Gaijin
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My pepe's are dank
so glad I'm white
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It's all a dream
I waited for you
Hitler did nothing wrong
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Do you like anal?
I love Kennedi Cotarelo
I play video games.
i have no job
wait, you're not twelve?
Give Me Your Cummies!
Fuck you all, I know exactly what can do it.
"Is your dad single?"
i'm an imageboard moderator
Eat my shitty asshole
I'm actually a feminist.
Are you into scat?
sometimes I browse Holla Forums
I have no money
"I created Baskin' Robin"
"You got a dick?"
YLYL
I voted for Trump
I'm a male feminist
Praise the Lord Fagottini!
I think I like you.
Do you have an STD?
You have nice feet.
I shit my pants.
I really want children.
Mommy really likes you.
I'm a sex offender
Please, have a seat
I like Charlie Manson
Salo is pretty good
BANG
BANG
BANG
BANG
SHIT JUST GOT REAL
Eat all the eggs
turn it upside down
RE6 isn't so bad
I like to rape.
Run run run run!
You cannot escape me!
I will find you!
I see you now!
I can feel struggles.
Your pants come off.
Yours underwear does too.
I will have you!
I push it in.
In and out again.
You scream in anguish.
I laugh with pleasure.
I squirt into you.
You sob in terror.
I remove my knife.
You scream in fear.
Stab stab stab stab.
Your life is over.
Here, eat them all
I like fucking dolls
Be funny, damn Holla Forums
Are you a feminist
I am a feminist
do you like ponies
I really like ponies
I am a brony
GIVE ME SUM FUK
I'm on team mystic
I love sucking cocks
Well I prefer niggers
You into enemas, too?
i am a jew
I have to poo.
I have the HIV
That is poetic.
"PUT ON A BURQA!"
I have AIDS, nigger.
Jizzed in my pants
Make murica great again
Hi, I am pregnant.
So… wanna get pregnant?
Hi pregnant, I'm dad
wow you're so fat
I browse imageboards everyday
You're a worthless nigger
It's my first date
I'm keeping this one
BE GONE TRAP LOVER
Fuck you stupid nigger
I love you bitch
so "bubbly" meant fat…
I'm a dragon otherkin
You're a big guy.
fuck off
I am a cybergoth
Let's be together forever.
Best one so far
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Wanna hold my hand?
"This is so nice user-kun, I've honestly wanted to go on a date with you for a while."
I don't like you.
Alahu akbar imsh alah
fuck off
Fuck off Pat Benatar
I teleport behind you
I browse ate chan
I like anal stimulation
You have monkey face
Twenty? That's quite old…
My fist, your butt.
"I touch kids sexually"
Say it loud enough and it'll not only end your date but give you a free trip to the sex offenders list (even if you haven't touched kids at all)
holla at u bae
I don't hate niggers
Fat, ugly whore cunt
Do you enjoy faeces?
I WANT YOUR BEWBS
I like bernie sanders
Are you my mother?
What do you charge?
Your socks are sexy.
PS I know from experience this ruins a first date. Joke's on her, I would have worshiped her feet in those socks!
She really missed out.
I AM ACTUALLY GAY
Rate my fedora please.
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My tests are inconclusive
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