Breakfast

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I guess you'll be even more disgusted to hear that I do weights and calisthenics workouts twice a week, and cardio workouts three times a week

yeah that's pretty gross

especially the calisthenics

Always drink water in the morning. It'll aid digestion all day and I heard it even stops you from getting as fat.

Spinach is damn good too, at least it isn't kale. It stinks of vagina on a bad day, until you cook it. My girlfriend is mad about avocado right now and I guess its rubbing off on me. Delicious stuff. Ever eaten courgetti?

eat cereal it takes 10 minutes if you're slow, only have to wash a bowl and a spoon afterwards

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Of course
youtube.com/watch?v=qx6eRoGYIhA

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