How do I find true enlightenment?

What are you lost about?

By having sex with little girls.

Eat mushrooms

this is a good idea… can i do them alone?

install gentoo

Literally this

Before enlightenment chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment chop wood, carry water.

Not here that much i can tell you fam.

Take a large amount of magic mushrooms.

You may think I'm kidding but I'm totally serious. Hallucinogens are the quickest way to knowing yourself 100%, which is a key tenet of enlightenment in Buddhist theory.

Kill yourself to escape the suffering of life