CONFESSION THREAD

Confession thread, I'll start

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Pissing in a shower is pretty normal, y'know.
She told me that she'll be "free" this week and away for the rest of July cause of her summer vacation shit.
Doesn't seem like it tbh, I feel cheated somehow. And I've lost my determination. After asking her out (and supposedly succeeding) it would be a shame if I gave up, given the fact when I was talking to her my heart was about to allahusnackbar, my heartbeat was so high it was almost on Jupiter; therefore I ain't gonna give up as going back to school and seeing her would make me fall in love again and make my last year of this bullshit harder than it has to be, wish me luck fellow losers.

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She will never forgive you after what you did to her Gilby!!!!!!!!

We might have the same thing. Mine is called rhotacism. Any time I tried to say something with an 'R' in it, it sound like an 'L' or an 'O'. It sounds like baby talk when they're first trying to learn how to say words.

A speech therapist could help you fix it in about a year if you're up to it.

one tried to fix it when I was in pre-school, didn't do shit, I don't trust those fuckers now

Kennedi confirmed for heartless

#SihnalBoost

*signal

hot
pix pls

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Wtf was she doing naked on your bed anyway?

I like the smell of my musty balls.

>I'm still angry about being rejected by girls years ago and hold that grudge
>will probably an hero in the near future

why

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The smell fresh and good.

Your autism is showing, you fat fuck. If you were actually buff, she'd be all over you.

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I sent a letter written with my own blood to a girl I don't know

I fantasize about being pinned down, licked all over and fucked by a big hunky male dog.
I want The Knot™

Don't crucify me too hard okay thanks.

You smell terrible

I enjoy spanking girls and boys.

Strange, but there are stranger and worse fantasies.

I say follow your dreams, faggot.

I am getting sick of everything. I just want to run away somewhere and grow shit.

;-;

your shitty confession turned into a long ass fuck greentext blogpost. what the fuck.

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dam… what the fuck. how long did you guys stay "friends"? did you know what was going on

If you didnt post this line
all your subsequent confessions wouldve made you weird. but it all makes sense

My mom found at the next few days or so and reported his family. Turns out the dude was doing it for years and I never saw them or that family again. From what I remember their dad kinda looked like John Goodman.

Yeah, I've heard that being sexually molested as a child can make you do strange things. What do you call that?

idk if there's a term for it. but based on your other confessions, its obviously had a significant impact on you.

these two show lack of remorse and guilt. you are okay with shifting blame onto your innocent family members because someone you trusted took advantage of you when you were younger, so whats the issue? You think to yourself, this is just what people do. It happened to me and if i do it to others, that makes it normal in a way.

these show your need to marginalize sex. you detach yourself from sexual encounters because being you had to detach yourself from your very first sexual experience in order to cope and move on. sex isnt a big deal was the explanation you used as a crutch. it also shows your attraction towards sex with strangers. people who are separate and far away from your day o day life. the opposite of your first experience that you were scarred from.

this shows your issues with coping and understanding your own feelings. outward projection of aggression represents your internal strife. your lack of feeling in control causes you to seek control where you can. hurting an animal and then bestowing mercy.

these are pretty normal

can you reply and tell me how close i was?

Your life is a wormhole of sadness. I don't even know what to say. I hope this isn't real.

Lets run away together right now! Lets make our radical dreams become a reality. We will live off the land and be peasants.
Just kidding.
You could always start your own small garden though. I have one. It's my happy place. I grow pineapples, tomatoes, sunflowers and I have a small tangerine tree. You can taste the difference. Home grow tomatoes taste way better than any store bought. They taste like sunlight. Sounds weird. It's the only way I think to describe it.

pics

>>Was molested by an older brother when I was 12 I actualy enjoyed it but still feel weird about it.
>>Sociopath with depression suicidal yet know that living is way better now that I lift, bruh.

Tell us more about Orpheus

This is true, I feel no remorse shifting blame onto other if I can or if I consider the thing trivial. Soda? Porn? I can't let it tarnish my reputation when it could tarnish theirs instead. I looked down on some of my siblings and certainly my cousin.

This is certainly true. I find it extremely hot, sexual encounters with people disconnected from my life. When I started having sex with my lover on a regular basis, I felt the desire to fuck leave a lot. That black girl who let me cum on her thighs, she was someone let me do all kinds of things to her body without anyone knowing. Not my family, friends or church. I got to fondle breast, cum on thighs and even had the opportunity to cum inside too but never acted on that.

That's true, I always get some kind of satisfaction from dominating animals.

That's a pretty impressive psychological observation.

Meaning I stopped having the desire on a regular basis.

Sorry to say that it is true. I was and probably still am a very sexually frustrated young man, only 21 too.

I took every opportunity I had to have sex.
Would of fucked her too.

I'm sure there are other things about my sexuality you'd be interested in hearing too. Like my gloryhole fetish which seems to fit into this quite well.

I stole him. He holds my sunglasses and pearls like the gentleman he is. You looking for lewd? Sorry, I'm not a degenerate. I'm just a introvert.

You lucky bastard

It's true, but I realize that is a pipe dream and taking estrogen or doing surgery will accomplish nothing but make me look like a manly woman or a girly man. Pointless and it wouldn't accomplish anything but make my life harder.

Sucks, but such is life.

why not take the middle path and become a /cuteboy/?

Not quite sure I know what that is. But I'm not homosexual or even bisexual. When I was young I was near obsessed with girls, sexually… Jealously even. When I would masturbate I would focus on imagined lesbian relationships with girls I found attractive my age.

In order to orgasm I would eventually focus from one of the girl's points of views to the point where I was always thinking of that. So assuming I ever could be a girl I would still be attracted to them.

Also likely to compensate during my youth I became very into weight lifting as well as martial arts. I'm a bigger guy now and not feminine looking at all. The irony, huh?

That sucks.
:(

Eh. At least I still get laid. But as I said, being a bigger/masculine guy, girls always want me to top when I want to sub.

Ha. Abnormal development galore.

Now I'm all depressed. God damnit /b.

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This one is just funny. I hope this is real.

I used to do that too. Till I was determined to jerk it the "normal" way. So I humped the bed and right when I was about to cum, I jerked manually by hand.

…then realized it had been that easy the whole time. Eight years later have never looked back.

I feel like the only time I feel happiness that normies must feel all the time is when I am on several hundred miligrams of oxycodone.

I just think that soft linens feel better. I still need to find a way to get rid of the stain.

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Oh. I used a pillow. But I did it with shorts and boxers on. So I only stained my boxers.

When you murdered those three men were you listening to ♫ Celebration? I hope you were user.

When I was 21 I introduced my younger friend who was seventeen to drugs. He looked up to me a lot and I gave him cocaine, morphine and oxy.

We had a lot of fun together… But while I still indulge and have fun occasional, I've grown up.

…meanwhile he has had disastrous relationships, binged on and off on heroin, and narrowly avoided jail several times. I kind of feel like I ruined his life.

feels bad

Rest in Pepperoni.

I had sex with multiple partners before I had even started the elementary school. I was like 5 yo or something when all that started happening.

It was self defense, and the first 2 broke into my house, and I killed the 3rd guy during a rode rage incident.

How? Why?

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Basically some middle aged faggot in a huge pickup cut me off and jumped out of his dick compensator with a tire iron so I got out and stabbed him.

Serves him right for breaking the rules of the rode.

I regret not taking advantage of girls I could have and should have in the past.

Had a rare genetic condition that altered my hormone levels so that I was more like a teenager even back then. I was bigger than others at my age and people always thought I was older than I really was.

I was walking to library and reading about geology when the others at my age were reading Winnie-the-Pooh with their parents.

Nobody had told me yet what sex was and well… I had a boner some times and kept wondering myself what the hell to do with it, so there was these two girls who noticed my boner one day and we started to figure out what to do with it. Well… lets just say we skipped the doctor role play all together and moved to threesome right away.

This continued for years and I had my own little harem because the other boys could not compete and the girls made it painfully clear to them when we had a fivesome. They didn't recover from that blow too soon and I felt pretty bad for them.

Don't actually know what happened to the girls later on in the life. Except the other became the schools biggest slut but the other one kept low profile as did I because I had to transfer from school to school like 5 times or something…

I had to leave my hometown because i got fucked up on coke
I can never go back

I feel like a sexual outsider and have my whole life.

I had/have a foot fetish. But that isn't specific enough nor accurate. As that implies the true sexual fixation obsession is a girl's feet. Somewhat true but too broad. I have attraction to a girl's feet as I would her breasts or ass. Hot, but nothing special about it.

When her feet and legs are in some knee high socks, or calf high, or thigh high socks? Definitely pretty fucking hot. Like sexy lingerie.

But my true obsession? Toe socks. A girl's feet in those? Makes me drool. I am obsessed. I have yet to find any other person in the world with a fetish for girl's feet in toe socks.

Things That Never Happened: The Post

no u

Fuck you dude, that happened to me. I bared my soul to you on here. Fuck you.

I don't believe you, I bet you have a vagina.

Samefag.

stfu newbs lol xD

You're a try hard mate.

going on 20 this month and just graduated keep it up my nigger. from one highschool loser to another

Nobody is impressed by your bullshittery. This isn't reddit or whatever.

samefagging. ==dipshit==

nice try

nah, youre just basic fam

There is always some user that dismisses everything and few others who try to claim they are me. And always some fagot who thinks i'm a girl… and soon wants my number…

Btw this is exactly why adults never caught us doing anything because if somebody saw us, nobody believed them if they told about it.

We need more people like you. Keep up the good work, user.

Because your story is bullshit, pal.

He didn't post it so you would believe him. Much like the posts I made in this thread, it is to get something off of your chest. To unburden the soul. In a place where everyone is fucked up. And despite being anonymous, a certain camaraderie still exists.

Fuck off.

Retardation
you

Samefag

The moment has passed user, no one cares anymore.

u

I boiled my own cum in a spoon with a lighter once. It congealed onto the spoon and let off a really disgusting smell. Told this to some friends once in a game of truth or dare. They called me cum-burner after that.

You should sell produce. I'd buy it if I didn't already know you were a channer.

Holy shit this is the worst case of samefagging ive ever seen. please fucking stop. cringe af

You're a lesbian trapped in a man's body. That's hilarious

Samefag

Well, when you word it that way. It is. At least I'll laugh at myself before I finally down enough drugs to kill myself.

This user really gets it and even said it better than I ever could have.

all me

Literally samefags

I want freech to leave

me again

that's about all I can think of

I hear about some people who can stop taking an drugs and not suffer long term effects. However, I think most people can't handle it and it takes them down the path of self-destruction.

MtoF I'm guessing. I'd ask for a picture, but the attenttionwhoring would derail the thread.

yeah. plus that kinda ruins the whole anonymous thing.

oh yeah and I lost my virginity at 12 whilst very drunk, but I'm not really embarrassed about that.

I'm still curious though. I've got to wonder just how convincing you are, or if people are just being nice about it.

Did you get in any trouble with the law?

Was it a dare they made or a truth? And what question did they ask you?

I feel like I'm just convincing enough, mixed with people being nice. I feel like if the thought came to other people's mind they would think I am trans, but most people don't jump to the conclusion that someone's trans just because they're a bit masculine and ugly.

What the actual fuck?!?!?

Are you me?

I lift too and i'm big and hairy as a bear… I used to fight a lot too because I lived in a bad neighbourhood. I can't really go in to trap mode even if I wanted to, because I look like an angry gorilla.

I thought I was the only one feeling like that. Because I have always felt like a female but was born as a male and I know the female inside of me is a lesbian. I usually dream how it would feel to dominate some other girl as a girl but hell, in reality I can just do it as a male.

But then again I think it's ok or a win-win situation because atleast I don't have to buy a strapon now. Plus I have a bi-sexual wife and she knows about this and wouldn't give a fuck if I was male or a female.

Holy shit! You better not be bullshitting me there.

Nope. I would never. Most private confession there is for me. And this is real time Holla Forumsrother.

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Love to have a lesbian relationship with my g/f. She is bi too. This is just eerie.

Thanks. It's quite stressful though. Everyday I get messages with random people asking about when the next update is and what is the password. There are thieves in the community too. I don't really mind it, really. If on the internet, it should be shared, but come on. At least keep the scanlation page.

I don't grow enough to sell. I only have two pineapple and they took forever to this big. People are weird about their produce. I don't think they would buy from me simple because of the spots.

Wait…why wouldn't you want to buy from a channer?

PS glad to know I'm not the only one.

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Well all your confessions are kinda moot because of the last one. Seriously? Well that's just fucked up and sad.

It's a rule of thumb. With channers you can't always be sure what can happen when food is involved. pic related.

I can't hold it in no more I HAVE TO SAY IT……………….I……………I………………….I LOST AN ARGUMENT ON THE INTERNET ONCE, IM SO EMBARASSED

Savage. Just pure evil.

I have about 50GB of CP in an encrypted volume and masturbate to it daily.

I was almost charged with 2nd degree murder, but I had a great lawyer.

story?

That's fucking horrible.

Jesus motherfucking christ, you just described me. Even the age checks out.

This. We need a greentext

I masturbate by finding a good "asmr wet mouth sounds" video on youtube, putting my headphones on, cranking the volume up and pressurizing my cock using my hips. Don't last 2 mins

Wrong person lol

I must regulate my emotions. Though, I've regulated them more in the past, relative to how it was lower relative to that, now there seems to possibly be less control.
I seemingly got angry, impulsively went to punch a wooden dresser, controlling myself to punch centimeters away from it multiple times while grabbing said dresser with my other hand.
I seemingly want to beat the fucking shit out of people, specific people; though, also, release my rage to all; destroy the world, even if by means of controlling myself only to later release myself upon the world, upon the solar system, to free myself and all others, to create true freedom for us all: death.

i have a fetish for [s]sweaters[/s].

._.

You only need to drink a glass of bleach. It will stabilize you.

wtf is this wordfilter, can't post my story

I haven't had a glass of water in 4 months. I get all of my water from eating watery food.

I'm very psychologically, including emotionally, stable, relative neurotypicals. It is my intelligence and knowledge that allows me greater potential for harm during periods of negative emotions.
I'm abnormally tolerant, abnormally emotionally regulated, and hold an abnormally positive outlook on live.
Abnormal relative to the whole of humanity, based on my current knowledge and understanding of psychology, which is based on a formal education of psychology.

The summerfags are real

had a hole in my wall that I would cum inside during middle school

hah
I fucked around with several girls on mine and took a few of their virginities in the past few months.
I just washed my sheets yesterday for the first time in over a year

I love them though

I fucking love porn so much and I don't want it to stop.

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ffs

At least I got a cute waifu out of it.

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Truth. They knew I had a porno magazine that I kept hidden away in a shitty little log cabin in the woods. That used to be a big deal once when you were a bunch of teenagers and everyone didn't have Internet porn on tap 24/7.

They asked me if I ever jerked off when I looked at it (fuckin' duh). But anyway when you answer a truth question they always want more details, so somehow I got to telling them about how morbid curiosity led me to boil my own cum in a spoon before throwing it out in the woods.

kys

Shit, teach me, bruh

Just not that.

>>>/zoo/

Good, you should.

kys

You have to go back.

You should.

That's very good, I am proud of you, but I still hope you get raped by a pack of wild normies.

Cut your fucking cock off

kys, degenerate piece of shit

kys

haha, serves you right!

>>>/zoo/

>>>/incest/

haha, you got a jew dick!

kys

kys, scum

I'm pretty sure these are all related.

take some detox meds and go cold turkey, you puss

how old were you? We need the full story

Which ones are your favorites?

I once lost a girlfriend because I didn't wipe my ass properly. it certainly made 69 pretty disgusting I imagine.
I now shower and take good care of ass cleanliness when going to bed with a woman.

My feet don't stink at all, its very odd. My dad's feet smelled like limburger cheese, but I didn't inherit that gene.

I used to regularly have sex with a 10 year old loli when I was 12 :^)

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You seem upset.

And?

It's easy, find your target. Flirt with them - tell them you don't have much money or games or whatever, theyll whiteknight "save" you. If they want to skype or sth voice changer and to find an alias make up a name and find a local decent looking chick on fb, take their pics and unfriend them. Never reveal your real details - keep in mind it's a separate identity and you have to be someone else.

Are you in a bad mood today? Did something happen?

Yes, mom. Why, are you worried about me?

Is English your 1st language? Your post reads like someone forcing themselves to use longer words for no good reason. It reads like a child using a thesaurus to replace random words.

English is my first and only language.

- my mother, a high school French teacher, has assured me I don't want to work in that field; while I like my (public but kinda elite, uniformed and all) school well enough and someone has to replace the English teachers there, I'm inclined to believe her. The youth will only be worse, too. They're already shitty richfags, mostly.
- to make any sort of money as a translator, I'd have to get a technical or legal education too, so I could specialize
- I couldn't survive as an ordinary lawyer, and I don't have the connections to become some court official; diplomacy would require French, which I know only a few words of and can try to compare it to the Spanish I know.
I guess I got too academic/professional, so some more personal confessions:
>I take some shit more seriously than I should; I genuinely like my school uniform and look down on people who make a point of defying the regulations retarded special snowflake normies
>Just like some other user, I can't pronounce my language properly. To elaborate - I use a non-trilled R like the English one while the standard is a trilled one. I can pronounce it, but don't bother with it. Only my mom has ever given me shit v about it, though.

I am writing this on a phone with Over chan, so excuse the shit style, but I don't want to correct everything the autocorrect fucks up. Also, if I had a real keyboard and a decently sized screen, this post would be longer and better written.

What's portrayed in your post is like what could be considered a more cringey version of me (me to an extent) that did better in high school, and has a different child-parents relationship.

Elaborate? Tell me about it. Mine is more or less:
>After several humiliating spergouts in school that damaged me no kidding, I remember chatting up other normielets happily when I came into the classroom for the first time I got diagnosed with ADHD and the sperg, got sent to an autist summer camp, etc.
I think this school has been both a curse and a blessing to me. On one hand the early morning commutes and the train rides back have eaten tons of my time and prevented me from socializing when I still wanted to, on the other the fact that my HS class is mostly made up of my middle school one means that most everyone is used to my autistic shit now. Though they do on the flip side remember my greatest spaghetti drops, like wearing a ponytail, or dumping 69 Valentine cards in the trash in front of everyone because, based on the number, I figured it was a "get laid, you nerd, le ebin sex position number xD" joke. It could have been, middle schoolers are cruel fuckers, but the reaction I got was horrible.
So yeah, I'm an emotionally immature idiot. I sometimes wonder about alternate directions I could have gone, but it's crying over spilt milk.
I guess I should just fix my current problems and work with what I am.

Kek
holy shit that is some autismo

autism

kek

At least I am not him.

Idiot, he says autismo, I just corrected.

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Faggot

edgy!!!!!!

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Basically this, except I don't have actual friends. I have very superficial relationships with people because my experience with school was horrible, thus, I have trust issues.

I'm hoping and praying that someone hits the reset button, or we have a day of the rope or something. Anything to give me the opportunity to compete without handicaps, or free me from this existence. Ideally the former. I want a quiet wife, a quiet life, a modest home, a modest job, and a few kids and grandkids that I can teach to shoot and redpill. It's like I would have fit in perfectly 50-100 years ago.

The only people I get along alright with and don't actually mind are people a generation or two older than me.

Get over yourself. Almost everyone is an asshole in middle school and high school.
I have had nothing but positive experiences in college.

Don't underutilize your neuroplasticity, kid.

That's fine.

That's overrated bullshit.

I guess you're not enough of an introvert. Sucks being too normal, doesn't it?

Everyone is a retard to me.

Make up your mind.

Pedo.

Lol I bet you sound like a letard

Knowledge and intelligence is the base of everything anyone will every do, hope, and accomplish.
For anything anyone may want, knowledge and intelligence will aid in getting it, and more.
Because of neuroplasticity, children of average intelligence, when raised right, when they've been raised with exercise of the mind, are able to develop genius level intelligence.
The best thing you can do for your children, the best thing you can do for anyone, is to help them develop their intelligence to the full potential.
Also, the best thing you can do for your children, the best thing you can do for anyone, is to help them develop a body of knowledge in which they could use along with their intelligence.
If you don't raise them with knowledge and intelligence, you would be a shit parent, and a shit human being; you would be a piece of shit.

If I was pronounce retard with rhotacism it would come out more like "wetodd"

Suck start a fucking gun.

Got any books to recommend on the subject of becoming smart again? Is it just a combination of good habits and memory techniques?

mega it
do it for teh lulz

Me and a married man are in love and have been having an affair for a year and a half, initially under the impression that they were in an open relationship. Only to find out she is possessive as fuck and controlling. He will probably leave me eventually and I'm ready to kill myself when that happens. I'm a piece of shit anyway.

gay

Gay as fuck. Also, don't base your identity on him to the extent that you'd kill yourself if he went away.

I never said I was sane or not retarded. I know.

more about the "brain tumor":

help

I put stuff up my dickhole

I have a major daddy kink and I wanna get raped, slapped in the face, pissed on, face fucked until i vomit, bitten, whipped, forced to eat his ass, tied up, caged, fucked so hard my pussy (and/or ass) hurts for days, kidnapped, possessed, etc. And then after I want cuddles and kisses..

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You got fucked up as a kid, somewhere.

Most of that isnt very bad or your fault.

Suicide over that? Pathetic. If not that then you'd find something else, you pussy.

forgot my face

I've made a terrible mistake.

I hadn't lifted in several days, so I decided to just quit putting it off and blast through my workout routine.
I did double what I usually do, in half the time.

Immediately afterwards I chugged a cokefloat and now every pore on my body feels like it's throwing up.

i've done that with a wire from some earbuds that i folded in half. feels amazing, but afterwards it hurts like hell, and you nearly pass out if you have to piss within the next half hour or so.

At which age were you diagnosed with autism?

Awww, sweetheart. Do you have an e-mail? I've played daddy to so many girls like you. If you give me a way to contact you, we talk and the chemistry is there, I'll make your fantasy a reality in ways you haven't even imagined yet. I'll fill your every hole with cum, plug 'em and then read you a bedtime story. Sound good? Then be a good girl, and give daddy some contact information.

Get a brain scan first off. If you do have a tumor, waiting isn't going to help you. If you don't, not worrying about it anymore certainly will help you. You might also just need glasses or be staring at a computer screen too much of the day.

Otherwise you sound like the typical Holla Forums poster. Don't feel ashamed, at least you care about your parents well-being. That speaks highly of your character. It feels good to create something, doesn't it? Now that you can grow crops, extend this. Maybe raise some chickens assuming you have a backyard, learn to cook or pick up a trade skill. Being good at something will do wonders for your self esteem.

If you're a chick, go to a bar. If you're a fag, go to a fag bar (in an area with a low muslim population.) Find someone else. It doesn't have to be a real relationship, the point is to separate yourself from the unhealthy relationship you're already in. Nothing good will come of it, and like or not the wife was there first. You're in the wrong. Go fuck someone else, and if they don't have kids, tell the wife. The guy deserves to have his shit fucked up, and in fairness he was dishonest with you as well.

I'm angry with myself over the similarities I'm seeing between our dating histories.

FIX THIS SHIT. You know exactly what your problem is, now stop being stinky.

Sounds like perfecrly normal thing to me… atleast you don't get off from fucking your neighbours dog or furniture when they are gone on holidays.

Are you m or f btw?

if you've attempted suicide and failed 3 times, they clearly weren't serious attempts and you just wanted attention. (hence this post)

congrats on the veggies i guess. that kinda made me laugh.

also, maybe this will make you feel better. this is the face of the 4th Reich

but i don't even have a vpn

Well, because money is tight, a MRI wont be coming any time soon, especially since neither i nor my mother have health insurance now

And ironically enough, i think Holla Forums is too cancerous. I'd rather stick my cock in a industrial water pump than to regularly Holla Forumsrowse it like i do Holla Forums.

Fucking wizards.

There's too much wrong with you. I heard "I'm a hispanic female and I want to be straight" and I thought "I could fix this girl but you wanting to be a tranny, stealing shit, being attracted to fags, using the term "normie" unironically and MURDERING YOUR SISTER mean you're way too far gone.

There's no statute of limitation on murder. Turn yourself in. The prison time will help you figure out your sexuality real quick.

Sell an ebook explaining step by step how you do it. Fools and their money and all that.

I'd hang out with you, user.

Screencapped, stereotypical sjw.

Explain yourself, user.

Observe the gentle autist. Mock him not, for he is an innocent.

Female

Dear, if you're uncomfortable posting contact info, would you consider e-mailing a prospective daddy if he posted his e-mail?

Please just stop being a retard. The fact that you posted your face and had at least 3 attempted suicides suggests to me that you are starving for attention.

Suicide attempts are absolute cancer. Either go through with it, or stop bothering other people by making them worry about you. You would not want somebody else to do that to you, would you?

Like said, just get it checked out by a doctor. Killing yourself over nothing is fucking retarded. I hope this is obvious to you. I also had an inexplicable surge of constant headaches 2 years ago. It lasted for over a month. I never found out what it was about, but it went away.

Lastly, your face does not look too bad. Just take better care of your skin and get a better haircut. I don't think you would have too hard of a time finding a partner then (to put the horniness problem to rest).

I appreciate the polite offer but I have a daddy already and since you frequent here I assume you wouldn't want a fat slave like me anyway. Hope you find your lucky lady though! :)

Then why mention your fetish here at all?

Are you implying my being on Holla Forums would impart *higher* standards? It would all be about how you carry it, and how much of that fat is in your tits. I'm a breast man.

Its a confession thread not a meetup thread lmao i didnt even say i was female until u asked no need to be butthurt about it. For all u know im just an old guy lying on the internet for lulz. I don't really care about your preferences in women and I dont envy any girl who ends up being your sub. Youre being kind of a dick bro.

Now that offer is much more tempting if i was single i would be hitting u up. This is how you talk to a possible sub. Sounds like you have been with some lucky girls

So uh…

I'm not the guy who asked your gender though, you specified having a pussy, and your post reads like most every little I've messed about with. I'd imagine you're into petplay as well. Sidenote (because I've been down this road with a lot of littles) if you are curvy, don't try to lose weight in an effort to look more childlike, you'll only end up looking less feminine.

That girls' problem is that she got dyke hair and started wearing uglier clothes. Other than that, she's still beautiful.

*girl's

Oh yeah, what you siad, and her beautiful majestic tits have been replaced with flappy little pecs, and her hips are gone.

Tits or GTFO
I did it. So can you.

I'm biased because I prefer smaller breasts, but look at her hips. They are still pretty wide, but she now wears saggier tops to hide them.

I'd usually tell Chrystal to fuck off, especially since she never actually posted her own tits, but those of another girl she pretended were hers and a cropped shot of her hamplanet face.

But she's got quads, so you should probably do as she says.

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Finally someone recognizes I am right.

That being said, alleged femanon, Holla Forums is soft as fuck now, in no small part due to my plans to make it even more so, so you should feel free to deny us tits. I got away with it. Why not you?

You no longer have quads. Fuck off.

I've paid for sex with probably about 20 differet women by now. about 5 times as many as I had gotten by my own fruition.

I also never posted tits.
THEY CAN'T MAKE YOU FEMANON! I ALSO DID NOT CLAIM ANYTHING UNTIL THEY SAID I WAS!!
This also never works.

Big breasts are often an undefined mess. I think it's easier for small breasts to look good (or passable).
Wide hips are paramount, anyway.

Do we really have to do this again, you cumswilling faggot?

I don't know why you would voluntarily keep those pictures on your computer, but in pretty much all the porn I watch, the small breasts easily beat out the saggy messes that are the big breasts.

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I was diagnosticated with severe add when I was 7, as I couldn't even remember when the teacher said to take out the crayon 2 minutes ago, and I used to pee in the corner of the classroom.

From 12, to 14, my mom send me to different psychologist, who never found anything wrong with me beside my add.

The was a girl in some of my class who had a verry severe adhd, and she always looked like she was high on amphetamine, she ised to interupt class to talk about boobs and dick, but since she was a girl and a busty one on top of that, she got a social pass.

I don't know how liking wide hips is consistent with homosexuality, but whatever.

I could also pull up tons of ugly big breasts to "make my point," but I am too lazy to do that and I assume you just want your opinion to be validated.
So, you now have my official permission to find big breasts superior and to look down on me for liking smaller breasts.

Men have asses. Men have hips. You know what they don't have? Big tits. You prefer less feminine bodies. Why do you think we're the only mammals with mammary glands that remain swollen when not producing milk? Their purpose is to indicate sexual maturity. You keep saying over and over "I prefer less sexually mature bodies" and then you wonder why you sound like a pedofag.

I like skinny girls but I like big tits too.

I feel like being skinny would help for a long term relationship and havin big tits help my penis get hard.

you clever bastard

Men don't have wide hips, they have broader shoulders.
Also, men's asses tend to be a lot more angular than women's.
For instance, if you look at trannies with very feminine features, you will see that most of the time, the broader shoulders, the narrower hips, and the more angular asses will give them away. Trannies, however, may still possess big breasts that are indistinguishable from any woman's.

Don't get me wrong, I do like well-defined big breasts, but like I said, I think big breasts are easier to fuck up (more weight, more sag).
I will say it one last time, I think wide, child bearing hips are the most important feature of a feminine body.

Oh certainly, women with hourglass figures are statistically the most fertile.

You couldn't possibly be more wrong. I've never seen a tranny with believable natural tits. And I'm including hormone produced under the umbrella of "natural". They all either have misshapen manboobs or horrendously obvious implants. And there are men with wide hips. There's a ton of fags that have replicated Kim Kardashian's ass pictures.

Probably but I meant as in victoria secret skinny.

Please tell me you are doing this on purpose. Of course there can be men who have broad hips, but that looks fucking retarded and is definitely not the norm.
I have not examined a lot of trannies, to be honest, but the ones I have seen from you faggots posting them on this site have always had very convincing breasts and very unconvincing hips and asses.

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You're using a lot of very general terms. You've made a claim, back it up. Show me some trannies with convincing, natural tits. If you can't back up your claim, just concede you were talking out of your ass again.

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How dense are you? Are you seriously trying to tell me that all those broad-hip twinks are how men are supposed to look? They look like female-to-male trannies to me.

Of course I am generalizing because it was just giving an example to illustrate why I think hips are more important than breasts, which is a subjective opinion.
I will grant you the observation about breasts, because I am too lazy (and otherwise unwilling) to look up transsexuals and save their pictures to my computer just to prove an off-hand remark.

However, please don't tell me without any research to back up your claims, that men generally have broad hips like women do. That just makes me think you are retarded.

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You're kind of missing the point. The original claim was which parts are distinctly female. Wide hips? Nope, men can have those. Big asses? Nope, men can have those too. Big breasts? Bingo, men don't get those by any natural means.

None of the men in those pictures have undergone any process to become feminine looking, those are their natural shapes. In fact most of them were complaining that they wish their hips weren't so wide, but it's a naturally occurring thing.

I was kind of dubious on the brown eye thing, but based on the name given I can only assume they're going by celebrities, and she was just chosen to have the nicest eyes for whatever reason.

I prefer the left one, am I a girl?

Yes. Well, more specifically, you're a beta male.

Look at yourself in the mirror. Do you have glasses? Is your hair thinning or gone? Do you have a neckbeard? Are you overweight or underweight? Pudgy? Doughy? In a word, UNFUCKABLE?

Low testosterone. You're a nu-male. That's what they like.

Men can get enlarged breasts through obesity.
Also, just because it's interesting:
theguardian.com/education/2013/jul/29/german-soldiers-develop-enlarged-breasts
and en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male_lactation

If it can occur in nature was never my point. My point was always what looks more feminine to me. That is subjective.
Hypothetically, if I had to choose between twin sisters, one of them having completely straight figure but very big breasts, and the other one having a voluptuous build but very small breasts, I would most likely choose the latter.

They won't look like a woman's breasts though, will they? Men growing breasts is considered a hormonal imbalance. It's so rare it's a medical condition. Men having wide hips on the other hand is not.

And yes, we've established you have bad taste. The taste of a beta male. Just repeating that you would choose the less sexually mature female doesn't change how much of a pedofag it makes you sound.

Look who's talking, you would choose a little girl with big breasts over a developed woman with small breasts.
Have fun.

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Implying it exist

Not really. A pedo would try to have sex with her before she's 18 and risk being registered as a sex offender. Thankfully I'm smarter and don't mind waiting 2 years. Plus she's the age of consent, but I'm still not going for her until she's 18.

Interesting.

Another user here just letting all of you fags know that they exist, my ex is like that.

Pics of flowers and shit?

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Your ex was a little girl?

He probably just means short with big tits, completely missing the point being argued.

Yeah, reading it I found myself at the same time going "That sounds kind of scummy" and "I've done that…" mostly the parts about dating way younger than myself.

that's her name, bruh.

No.

Whatever gets you to exercise your mind

Memory techniques help you use your memory.
There's more to intelligence than just memory.

Yeah, I can't say I'm proud of myself for some of the things I've done in my sexual history. But at the same time, I couldn't resist doing what I did because I like exploring my sexual curiosity.

The point was that he would choose a child with big tits over a fully grown women with small one.

The only thing is child don't have tits. They only stuff their bra.

Nothing wrong with that. But once every other day is ideal for keeping your skin from drying while keeping yourself clean if you go outside a lot and sweat a lot.

You might get oily at first, but your body will adjust the amount of oil it secretes once it gets used to your showering schedule. People secrete so much oil in the first place because of how much they shower, their bodies are trying to compensate.