CONFESSION THREAD

Colton Carter
Colton Carter

Confession thread, I'll start
27 years old and still a virgin and lie about it constantly. i even tell girls that i might have sex with that ive had sex before.
never actually use deodorant. never have. idk doesnt smell that bad
showers maybe 2 times a week
only brushes teeth to get rid of smell if going out

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Jason Sullivan
Jason Sullivan

cmon Holla Forums

Colton Cooper
Colton Cooper

I scratch my balls then sniff my fingers
I got a 'D' in my 8th grade English class, but I successfully hid my report card and intercepted phone calls about my grades without my parents ever finding out
I'm just as afraid to succeed as I am to fail
I tried to choke a kid who was following me after school. I wasn't strong enough to do much harm, but he never bothered me again
I wore the same black hoody, jean pants, and nike shows almost everyday in middle school. I washed them constantly.
I've only shit my pants once. I blew ass so hard a chunk flew out into my underwear.
I piss in the shower
I'm self-conscious about bad breath, so I always use floss, scrape my tongue, brush my teeth and tongue, and then use mouthwash everyday. I don't feel comfortable going out without gum in my pocket
I've had trust issues with friends since my best friend started ignoring me in high school. I have a hard time asking my current friends if they want to hangout because I think they will become irritated with me or say no
I didn't masturbate until I was 19
my first kiss was on my 21st birthday when an old lady kissed me on the lips a couple times. Our mustaches touched.
I played Undertale and I liked it
I'm afraid to look at people because then I start staring at them. If they look back, I keep staring at their eyes and have trouble looking away
I took speech therapy for a speech impediment. I don't like talking to people because I have a soft voice, stutter, trail off, or mess up words. I think I come off as stupid when I do it, even if no one cares
My brother got bullied in school and he took it out on me. I've never been that close to my brother or mother. I'm only now connecting with my father
I have a towel on my bed's pillow so I can pick my nose and wipe it on it before I go to sleep
I haven't masturbated in 4 days

Brayden Foster
Brayden Foster

Pissing in a shower is pretty normal, y'know.
tfw also choked a guy in highschool (that is last year, 1st class, 18 now, in Poland we finish it when we are 19, one more year after this summer), I was the only person he didn't pick on afterwards
tfw also sniff my fingers if they smell funny
tfw trust issues
tfw speech shit, can't pronounce R properly, I always go for something like H, I basically sound like a nazi
recently I've been trying to get out of my basement (not a neet)
a fucking grill has agreed to go for a walk and hang out or something
skinny, a big contrast to me as I'm a bulky dood, the not-so-many friends that I have say I look like a fucking tank
she really is barely a 6/10, for me she's like 12/10
was supposed to message her today and get the date of our walk
msg'd her indeed
mfw she was online on Normiebook 17 hrs ago
msg'd her at 1257 hrs
it's 0014hrs now
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She told me that she'll be "free" this week and away for the rest of July cause of her summer vacation shit.
Doesn't seem like it tbh, I feel cheated somehow. And I've lost my determination. After asking her out (and supposedly succeeding) it would be a shame if I gave up, given the fact when I was talking to her my heart was about to allahusnackbar, my heartbeat was so high it was almost on Jupiter; therefore I ain't gonna give up as going back to school and seeing her would make me fall in love again and make my last year of this bullshit harder than it has to be, wish me luck fellow losers.

Michael Lee
Michael Lee

I want Kennedi Cotarelo (Forest City, NC) to forgive me

Logan Rogers
Logan Rogers

She will never forgive you after what you did to her Gilby!!!!!!!!

Kevin Flores
Kevin Flores

tfw speech shit, can't pronounce R properly
We might have the same thing. Mine is called rhotacism. Any time I tried to say something with an 'R' in it, it sound like an 'L' or an 'O'. It sounds like baby talk when they're first trying to learn how to say words.

A speech therapist could help you fix it in about a year if you're up to it.

Joshua Jones
Joshua Jones

one tried to fix it when I was in pre-school, didn't do shit, I don't trust those fuckers now

Levi Bell
Levi Bell

Kennedi confirmed for heartless

#SihnalBoost

Evan Reyes
Evan Reyes

*signal

Camden Harris
Camden Harris

It's only if you want it fixed badly enough. I couldn't handle not being able to pronounce my names. If you ever decide to try it again, I think it's worth a shot.

Logan Stewart
Logan Stewart

Nah, I couldn't care less about this. I sound basically like vidrel when I'm angry or just yelling, he's a Polish meme.

Levi Wright
Levi Wright

I like the smell of my feet and shoes after being out all day.

Gavin Reed
Gavin Reed

i never wash my bed sheets until i spill something on them

Carter Anderson
Carter Anderson

that shit stinks bruh. like mahogany cheeses.

Jacob Thompson
Jacob Thompson

(samefagging)
I hurt Kennedi Cotarelo

Angel Scott
Angel Scott

i cut off four chair legs in high school during class

Henry Reyes
Henry Reyes

I dropped out of highschool for two years so im still there, last year now currently 20.

David Phillips
David Phillips

had a chance to fuck an 11 year old once. Had her naked on the bed, she was really horny.
Like grabbing my hand and trying to put it in her, horny while her hips where thrusting to try and get my finger in.
5 min of that, and i was like NO way….this has gone too far. and stopped

plus. i wasn’t hard at all. She looked funny, no hair on her pussy no tits. Did not appeal to me at all.

Glad I didn't get hard and do something i would have regretted for the rest of my life.

Aaron Stewart
Aaron Stewart

I'm super obese and do not give a fuck
I'm black and I shitpost constantly on /pol/ as a proud white man and nobody can tell
I'm black and I shipost constantly on /leftypol/ as a proud white man, triggering all the stupid collegefags
I jerk off into my boxers

Joshua Adams
Joshua Adams

hot
pix pls

Christian Cooper
Christian Cooper

I wank my tallywacker to hentai unironically

Jaxson Perez
Jaxson Perez

35 year old virgin problems

William Powell
William Powell

Wtf was she doing naked on your bed anyway?

Austin Edwards
Austin Edwards

I like the smell of my musty balls.

Ethan Lee
Ethan Lee

dropped out of HS
Been NEET for 2 years now
Lie about my height online
>I'm still angry about being rejected by girls years ago and hold that grudge
>will probably an hero in the near future

Kevin Carter
Kevin Carter

why

Jose Lee
Jose Lee

I prefer iPhones over Android unironically
Massive monster girl faggot
Windowsfaggot
I like Steven Universe unironically
23 year old virgin but will honestly answer if asked, no point in lying
I really want to jizz on my pizza and eat it, but can never go through with it
Dropped out of community college'
I think GamerGate is stupid

Joshua Phillips
Joshua Phillips

The smell fresh and good.

Cooper Russell
Cooper Russell

Your autism is showing, you fat fuck. If you were actually buff, she'd be all over you.

David Stewart
David Stewart

30 years old
lost my virginity when I was 17
feelsgoodman.jpg
at around the age of 20 I became addicted to meth
the addiction lasted for about 3 years until I finally quit
still possess the paranoia associated with meth
depressed and reclusive
never leave apartment
my entire 20's was wasted in my apartment, shitposting on imageboards
tfw I haven't been laid in over 10 years

Brody Reed
Brody Reed

I sent a letter written with my own blood to a girl I don't know

Jace Bailey
Jace Bailey

I fantasize about being pinned down, licked all over and fucked by a big hunky male dog.
I want The Knot™

Don't crucify me too hard okay thanks.

David Sullivan
David Sullivan

never actually use deodorant. never have. idk doesnt smell that bad

showers maybe 2 times a week
You smell terrible

Luis Gomez
Luis Gomez

I enjoy spanking girls and boys.

Charles Kelly
Charles Kelly

Strange, but there are stranger and worse fantasies.

I say follow your dreams, faggot.

Jackson Moore
Jackson Moore

25 years old
about to graduate from grad school in two semesters
I never wanted to pursue this degree. I did it to impress my parents. Make them proud.
Just realizing they never really cared. No matter how successful I am they wouldn't really give a shit
I spend most of time playing video games, watching animu, translating and scanning manga, and gardening
I have two close friends who I see maybe once or twice every other month since we're all too busy with our own bullshit. Each visit is painful. I always feel lonelier when they leave.
I have a life size glass head in my room I named Orpheus. In my despair, I talk to him.

I am getting sick of everything. I just want to run away somewhere and grow shit.

Mason Lee
Mason Lee

me except i don't have any friends
wanted to be a farmer. grow something i could be proud of, something i could control, something that would help other people.
played rpgs instead

;-;

Levi Hall
Levi Hall

being this autistic
your shitty confession turned into a long ass fuck greentext blogpost. what the fuck.

Eli Clark
Eli Clark

I came on the thighs of a black woman who let me | I did that many times
I picked my nose for 4 years and stuck them on my office chair at work
one time I left my mason jar propped up on the water dispenser on the fridge at the office and then went to the bathroom, the water got all over the floor. I lied and said the thing was malfunctioning
I was anally raped by a friend of mine at 9 years old because my friend wanted to show "the special thing my dad does"
my parents found porn in my search engine because I never deleted my history, my cousin came over to visit so I blamed him and they believed me. He got punished and I didn't, when he asked if I got punished; I lied.
I used to steal soda and ice cream from my moms special fridge and blame it on my brothers
I almost had sex with a pregnant lady at a bus stop when I was 16
I put up a craigslist ad for a BJ and someone called me while I was waiting at a transit center, they sounded like a woman so I told them where I was. I got in their car and that was not a lady, he reached for my dick and I told him "no I'm sorry, I thought you were a woman" he let me out and I never went back to CL
once I sent dick pics to someone I thought was a woman but they revealed themselves to be a man and now every 3 months or so sends me a text asking for my cock
I nearly strangled the family cat to death but I decided to let it out of the house. It never came back
I used the screen on my phone as a mirror to look at pretty girls at the transit station
I masturbated in the church bathroom once
I got turned on by phone numbers in public bathrooms thinking it was ladies who wanted to suck my dick.

Matthew Gutierrez
Matthew Gutierrez

I was anally raped by a friend of mine at 9 years old because my friend wanted to show "the special thing my dad does"
dam… what the fuck. how long did you guys stay "friends"? did you know what was going on

Xavier Bennett
Xavier Bennett

If you didnt post this line
I was anally raped by a friend of mine at 9 years old because my friend wanted to show "the special thing my dad does"
all your subsequent confessions wouldve made you weird. but it all makes sense

Mason Morgan
Mason Morgan

My mom found at the next few days or so and reported his family. Turns out the dude was doing it for years and I never saw them or that family again. From what I remember their dad kinda looked like John Goodman.

it all makes sense
Yeah, I've heard that being sexually molested as a child can make you do strange things. What do you call that?

Parker Price
Parker Price

what do you call that
idk if there's a term for it. but based on your other confessions, its obviously had a significant impact on you.

Nolan Scott
Nolan Scott

my parents found porn in my search engine because I never deleted my history, my cousin came over to visit so I blamed him and they believed me. He got punished and I didn't, when he asked if I got punished; I lied.
I used to steal soda and ice cream from my moms special fridge and blame it on my brothers
these two show lack of remorse and guilt. you are okay with shifting blame onto your innocent family members because someone you trusted took advantage of you when you were younger, so whats the issue? You think to yourself, this is just what people do. It happened to me and if i do it to others, that makes it normal in a way.

I almost had sex with a pregnant lady at a bus stop when I was 16
I put up a craigslist ad for a BJ and someone called me while I was waiting at a transit center, they sounded like a woman so I told them where I was. I got in their car and that was not a lady, he reached for my dick and I told him "no I'm sorry, I thought you were a woman" he let me out and I never went back to CL
I got turned on by phone numbers in public bathrooms thinking it was ladies who wanted to suck my dick.
these show your need to marginalize sex. you detach yourself from sexual encounters because being you had to detach yourself from your very first sexual experience in order to cope and move on. sex isnt a big deal was the explanation you used as a crutch. it also shows your attraction towards sex with strangers. people who are separate and far away from your day o day life. the opposite of your first experience that you were scarred from.

I nearly strangled the family cat to death but I decided to let it out of the house. It never came back
this shows your issues with coping and understanding your own feelings. outward projection of aggression represents your internal strife. your lack of feeling in control causes you to seek control where you can. hurting an animal and then bestowing mercy.

I used the screen on my phone as a mirror to look at pretty girls at the transit station
I masturbated in the church bathroom once
these are pretty normal

Elijah Anderson
Elijah Anderson

can you reply and tell me how close i was?

Josiah Jones
Josiah Jones

Your life is a wormhole of sadness. I don't even know what to say. I hope this isn't real.
Lets run away together right now! Lets make our radical dreams become a reality. We will live off the land and be peasants.
Just kidding.
You could always start your own small garden though. I have one. It's my happy place. I grow pineapples, tomatoes, sunflowers and I have a small tangerine tree. You can taste the difference. Home grow tomatoes taste way better than any store bought. They taste like sunlight. Sounds weird. It's the only way I think to describe it.

Jackson Parker
Jackson Parker

pics

Jaxon Long
Jaxon Long

Be me, 23
Currently fucking a tumblrite (she is married but poly).
Also a 50 year old that looks like she is in her mid-30s.
Used to do nothing but shitpost and post on /tg/ as a literal fatguy.
went from 300 pounds of fat to 200 pounds of mostly muscle.
Fingerbanged a chick right next to her sister when I was 16.
Was molested by an older brother when I was 12 I actualy enjoyed it but still feel weird about it.
Sociopath with depression suicidal yet know that living is way better now that I lift, bruh.

Michael Rodriguez
Michael Rodriguez

Tell us more about Orpheus

Isaiah Hall
Isaiah Hall

lack of remorse and guilt
innocent family members because someone you trusted took advantage of you when you were younger,
This is true, I feel no remorse shifting blame onto other if I can or if I consider the thing trivial. Soda? Porn? I can't let it tarnish my reputation when it could tarnish theirs instead. I looked down on some of my siblings and certainly my cousin.

marginalize sex. you detach yourself from sexual encounters
This is certainly true. I find it extremely hot, sexual encounters with people disconnected from my life. When I started having sex with my lover on a regular basis, I felt the desire to fuck leave a lot. That black girl who let me cum on her thighs, she was someone let me do all kinds of things to her body without anyone knowing. Not my family, friends or church. I got to fondle breast, cum on thighs and even had the opportunity to cum inside too but never acted on that.

hurting an animal and then bestowing mercy.
That's true, I always get some kind of satisfaction from dominating animals.

That's a pretty impressive psychological observation.

Anthony Green
Anthony Green

fuck leave a lot
Meaning I stopped having the desire on a regular basis.

Juan James
Juan James

wormhole of sadness
Sorry to say that it is true. I was and probably still am a very sexually frustrated young man, only 21 too.

I took every opportunity I had to have sex.
black girl at party really wants the dick, she's touching me all over and I'm grabbing her ass. We get drunk and my friends pull me off her and take me home
Would of fucked her too.
got involved with an insecure hispanic chick, we talked, dated and eventually got in a relationship, but that wasn't before we started fucking, she convinced me to have sex and I did. Felt really bad about having sex with her so I would disconnect my beliefs about premarital sex when we did it. It was hard at first, I had to just not think about the fact I had sex. Eventually I just stopped caring.

I'm sure there are other things about my sexuality you'd be interested in hearing too. Like my gloryhole fetish which seems to fit into this quite well.

Levi Murphy
Levi Murphy

I stole him. He holds my sunglasses and pearls like the gentleman he is. You looking for lewd? Sorry, I'm not a degenerate. I'm just a introvert.

Anthony Johnson
Anthony Johnson

Was molested by an older brother when I was 12
You lucky bastard

Joshua Morris
Joshua Morris

I'd be much happier if I was a woman.

It's true, but I realize that is a pipe dream and taking estrogen or doing surgery will accomplish nothing but make me look like a manly woman or a girly man. Pointless and it wouldn't accomplish anything but make my life harder.

Sucks, but such is life.

Zachary Bell
Zachary Bell

why not take the middle path and become a /cuteboy/?

Alexander Nelson
Alexander Nelson

Not quite sure I know what that is. But I'm not homosexual or even bisexual. When I was young I was near obsessed with girls, sexually… Jealously even. When I would masturbate I would focus on imagined lesbian relationships with girls I found attractive my age.

In order to orgasm I would eventually focus from one of the girl's points of views to the point where I was always thinking of that. So assuming I ever could be a girl I would still be attracted to them.

Also likely to compensate during my youth I became very into weight lifting as well as martial arts. I'm a bigger guy now and not feminine looking at all. The irony, huh?

Aiden Thompson
Aiden Thompson

That sucks.
:(

Logan Young
Logan Young

Eh. At least I still get laid. But as I said, being a bigger/masculine guy, girls always want me to top when I want to sub.

Ha. Abnormal development galore.

Dominic Edwards
Dominic Edwards

Now I'm all depressed. God damnit /b.

Anthony James
Anthony James

Masturbate by humping my bed
Have huge cum stain on mattress from years of doing this
Killed 3 men
Listen to Kool and The Gang

Sebastian Wright
Sebastian Wright

This one is just funny. I hope this is real.

Eli Phillips
Eli Phillips

I used to do that too. Till I was determined to jerk it the "normal" way. So I humped the bed and right when I was about to cum, I jerked manually by hand.

…then realized it had been that easy the whole time. Eight years later have never looked back.

Liam Lee
Liam Lee

I feel like the only time I feel happiness that normies must feel all the time is when I am on several hundred miligrams of oxycodone.

Michael Morales
Michael Morales

I just think that soft linens feel better. I still need to find a way to get rid of the stain.

Landon Price
Landon Price

Oh. I used a pillow. But I did it with shorts and boxers on. So I only stained my boxers.

Nathaniel Green
Nathaniel Green

When you murdered those three men were you listening to ♫ Celebration? I hope you were user.

Jacob Morgan
Jacob Morgan

When I was 21 I introduced my younger friend who was seventeen to drugs. He looked up to me a lot and I gave him cocaine, morphine and oxy.

We had a lot of fun together… But while I still indulge and have fun occasional, I've grown up.

…meanwhile he has had disastrous relationships, binged on and off on heroin, and narrowly avoided jail several times. I kind of feel like I ruined his life.

feels bad

Xavier Wilson
Xavier Wilson

Rest in Pepperoni.

Brody Bell
Brody Bell

I had sex with multiple partners before I had even started the elementary school. I was like 5 yo or something when all that started happening.

Hudson Reyes
Hudson Reyes

It was self defense, and the first 2 broke into my house, and I killed the 3rd guy during a rode rage incident.

Anthony Russell
Anthony Russell

How? Why?

Hunter Harris
Hunter Harris

rode rage

Ian Long
Ian Long

Basically some middle aged faggot in a huge pickup cut me off and jumped out of his dick compensator with a tire iron so I got out and stabbed him.

Michael Roberts
Michael Roberts

Serves him right for breaking the rules of the rode.

Hudson Gutierrez
Hudson Gutierrez

I regret not taking advantage of girls I could have and should have in the past.

Jonathan Morgan
Jonathan Morgan


How? Why?

Had a rare genetic condition that altered my hormone levels so that I was more like a teenager even back then. I was bigger than others at my age and people always thought I was older than I really was.

I was walking to library and reading about geology when the others at my age were reading Winnie-the-Pooh with their parents.

Nobody had told me yet what sex was and well… I had a boner some times and kept wondering myself what the hell to do with it, so there was these two girls who noticed my boner one day and we started to figure out what to do with it. Well… lets just say we skipped the doctor role play all together and moved to threesome right away.

This continued for years and I had my own little harem because the other boys could not compete and the girls made it painfully clear to them when we had a fivesome. They didn't recover from that blow too soon and I felt pretty bad for them.

Don't actually know what happened to the girls later on in the life. Except the other became the schools biggest slut but the other one kept low profile as did I because I had to transfer from school to school like 5 times or something…

Alexander Garcia
Alexander Garcia

I had to leave my hometown because i got fucked up on coke
and fucking raped a guy for bumping my car with his door
he laughed in my face when he did it
genuinely dont remember what happened between that moment and when i saw his bloody asshole and slashed eyes covered in my cum
I can never go back

Charles Smith
Charles Smith

I feel like a sexual outsider and have my whole life.

I had/have a foot fetish. But that isn't specific enough nor accurate. As that implies the true sexual fixation obsession is a girl's feet. Somewhat true but too broad. I have attraction to a girl's feet as I would her breasts or ass. Hot, but nothing special about it.

When her feet and legs are in some knee high socks, or calf high, or thigh high socks? Definitely pretty fucking hot. Like sexy lingerie.

But my true obsession? Toe socks. A girl's feet in those? Makes me drool. I am obsessed. I have yet to find any other person in the world with a fetish for girl's feet in toe socks.

Jacob Miller
Jacob Miller

Things That Never Happened: The Post

Robert Anderson
Robert Anderson

no u

Aiden Brown
Aiden Brown

Fuck you dude, that happened to me. I bared my soul to you on here. Fuck you.

Levi Myers
Levi Myers

I don't believe you, I bet you have a vagina.

Eli Lopez
Eli Lopez

Samefag.

Xavier Scott
Xavier Scott

stfu newbs lol xD

James Reed
James Reed

You're a try hard mate.

Levi Fisher
Levi Fisher

going on 20 this month and just graduated keep it up my nigger. from one highschool loser to another

Evan White
Evan White

Nobody is impressed by your bullshittery. This isn't reddit or whatever.

Dylan Wilson
Dylan Wilson

samefagging. ==dipshit==

Landon Green
Landon Green

nice try

Elijah Phillips
Elijah Phillips

That's a pretty impressive psychological observation.
nah, youre just basic fam

Cameron Roberts
Cameron Roberts

There is always some user that dismisses everything and few others who try to claim they are me. And always some fagot who thinks i'm a girl… and soon wants my number…

Btw this is exactly why adults never caught us doing anything because if somebody saw us, nobody believed them if they told about it.

Jack Hall
Jack Hall

translating and scanning manga
We need more people like you. Keep up the good work, user.

Luis Hughes
Luis Hughes

Because your story is bullshit, pal.

Cooper Roberts
Cooper Roberts

He didn't post it so you would believe him. Much like the posts I made in this thread, it is to get something off of your chest. To unburden the soul. In a place where everyone is fucked up. And despite being anonymous, a certain camaraderie still exists.

Fuck off.

Ian Butler
Ian Butler

Retardation
you

Aaron Parker
Aaron Parker

Samefag

Tyler Morris
Tyler Morris

The moment has passed user, no one cares anymore.

Luis Martin
Luis Martin

u

Anthony Rogers
Anthony Rogers

I boiled my own cum in a spoon with a lighter once. It congealed onto the spoon and let off a really disgusting smell. Told this to some friends once in a game of truth or dare. They called me cum-burner after that.

Sebastian Taylor
Sebastian Taylor

I grow pineapples, tomatoes, sunflowers and I have a small tangerine tree
You should sell produce. I'd buy it if I didn't already know you were a channer.

Lucas Foster
Lucas Foster

Holy shit this is the worst case of samefagging ive ever seen. please fucking stop. cringe af

William Martinez
William Martinez

You're a lesbian trapped in a man's body. That's hilarious

Hunter Lewis
Hunter Lewis

Samefag

Nolan Reed
Nolan Reed

Well, when you word it that way. It is. At least I'll laugh at myself before I finally down enough drugs to kill myself.

Juan Allen
Juan Allen

This user really gets it and even said it better than I ever could have.

Austin Diaz
Austin Diaz

all me

Andrew Morales
Andrew Morales

Literally samefags

Lincoln Wilson
Lincoln Wilson

all this shitposting
I want freech to leave

Owen Gomez
Owen Gomez

5944939(You)
me again

Austin Jones
Austin Jones

am trans (only been called on it once in my life)
do a lot of very illegal drugs (weed, acid, mushrooms, mdma, xanax, etc.)
may or may not have killed someone

that's about all I can think of

Cooper Allen
Cooper Allen

I hear about some people who can stop taking an drugs and not suffer long term effects. However, I think most people can't handle it and it takes them down the path of self-destruction.

Austin Gonzalez
Austin Gonzalez

MtoF I'm guessing. I'd ask for a picture, but the attenttionwhoring would derail the thread.

Colton White
Colton White

yeah. plus that kinda ruins the whole anonymous thing.

Chase Powell
Chase Powell

oh yeah and I lost my virginity at 12 whilst very drunk, but I'm not really embarrassed about that.

Bentley Anderson
Bentley Anderson

I'm still curious though. I've got to wonder just how convincing you are, or if people are just being nice about it.

Nathan Kelly
Nathan Kelly

Did you get in any trouble with the law?

Josiah Bennett
Josiah Bennett

Was it a dare they made or a truth? And what question did they ask you?

Nathaniel Myers
Nathaniel Myers

I feel like I'm just convincing enough, mixed with people being nice. I feel like if the thought came to other people's mind they would think I am trans, but most people don't jump to the conclusion that someone's trans just because they're a bit masculine and ugly.

Gabriel Edwards
Gabriel Edwards

What the actual fuck?!?!?

Are you me?

I lift too and i'm big and hairy as a bear… I used to fight a lot too because I lived in a bad neighbourhood. I can't really go in to trap mode even if I wanted to, because I look like an angry gorilla.

I thought I was the only one feeling like that. Because I have always felt like a female but was born as a male and I know the female inside of me is a lesbian. I usually dream how it would feel to dominate some other girl as a girl but hell, in reality I can just do it as a male.

But then again I think it's ok or a win-win situation because atleast I don't have to buy a strapon now. Plus I have a bi-sexual wife and she knows about this and wouldn't give a fuck if I was male or a female.

Holy shit! You better not be bullshitting me there.

Lucas Cook
Lucas Cook

Nope. I would never. Most private confession there is for me. And this is real time Holla Forumsrother.

Jason Turner
Jason Turner

lie about my gender online for free shit
had sex first time when I was 14
scammed over $15k from horny men off the internet using P.O boxes to collect my shit.
sniff fingers after scratching balls
talk to every girl and flirt with every girl
in 4 "relationships" with 4 different girls

Grayson Thomas
Grayson Thomas

Love to have a lesbian relationship with my g/f. She is bi too. This is just eerie.

Aiden Long
Aiden Long

Thanks. It's quite stressful though. Everyday I get messages with random people asking about when the next update is and what is the password. There are thieves in the community too. I don't really mind it, really. If on the internet, it should be shared, but come on. At least keep the scanlation page.
I don't grow enough to sell. I only have two pineapple and they took forever to this big. People are weird about their produce. I don't think they would buy from me simple because of the spots.

Wait…why wouldn't you want to buy from a channer?

Thomas Martin
Thomas Martin

PS glad to know I'm not the only one.

Liam Long
Liam Long

I have a pet dog that I love very much to the point where its kinda weird. I love my dog so fucking much.

I'm bi but I hate myself for it. I want to be 100% straight but I can't. I hate being a sinner.

My younger brother wishes to be trans and I shame him for it but I lowkey also wanna be trans

I'm a hispanic female but I pretend to be a racist, sexist, white male anonymously online

I like cuteboys but I know I can never be with one because I don't have a dick and they're all gay. I think I just like how they look.

I steal a shit ton of things

I feel constant shame for everything I am

Normies make me so fucking mad. I will try to bother them in any way if I am in public. I fucking hate them.

I often say really stupid shit when talking to others and I can't control myself.

I drowned my sister

Jordan Foster
Jordan Foster

Well all your confessions are kinda moot because of the last one. Seriously? Well that's just fucked up and sad.

Grayson Roberts
Grayson Roberts

Wait…why wouldn't you want to buy from a channer?
It's a rule of thumb. With channers you can't always be sure what can happen when food is involved. pic related.

Nathan Peterson
Nathan Peterson

I can't hold it in no more I HAVE TO SAY IT……………….I……………I………………….I LOST AN ARGUMENT ON THE INTERNET ONCE, IM SO EMBARASSED

Jeremiah Murphy
Jeremiah Murphy

Savage. Just pure evil.

Josiah Cooper
Josiah Cooper

I have about 50GB of CP in an encrypted volume and masturbate to it daily.

James Martinez
James Martinez

I was almost charged with 2nd degree murder, but I had a great lawyer.

Julian Williams
Julian Williams

story?

Bentley Ortiz
Bentley Ortiz

That's fucking horrible.

Luis Gray
Luis Gray

Jesus motherfucking christ, you just described me. Even the age checks out.

Joshua Martin
Joshua Martin

This. We need a greentext

Ryan Richardson
Ryan Richardson

I masturbate by finding a good "asmr wet mouth sounds" video on youtube, putting my headphones on, cranking the volume up and pressurizing my cock using my hips. Don't last 2 mins

Matthew Brooks
Matthew Brooks

Wrong person lol

James White
James White

I must regulate my emotions. Though, I've regulated them more in the past, relative to how it was lower relative to that, now there seems to possibly be less control.
I seemingly got angry, impulsively went to punch a wooden dresser, controlling myself to punch centimeters away from it multiple times while grabbing said dresser with my other hand.
I seemingly want to beat the fucking shit out of people, specific people; though, also, release my rage to all; destroy the world, even if by means of controlling myself only to later release myself upon the world, upon the solar system, to free myself and all others, to create true freedom for us all: death.

Luis Campbell
Luis Campbell

i have a fetish for [s]sweaters[/s].

._.

Connor Brown
Connor Brown

You only need to drink a glass of bleach. It will stabilize you.

Aaron Johnson
Aaron Johnson

wtf is this wordfilter, can't post my story

Christopher Taylor
Christopher Taylor

I haven't had a glass of water in 4 months. I get all of my water from eating watery food.

Isaiah Walker
Isaiah Walker

I'm very psychologically, including emotionally, stable, relative neurotypicals. It is my intelligence and knowledge that allows me greater potential for harm during periods of negative emotions.
I'm abnormally tolerant, abnormally emotionally regulated, and hold an abnormally positive outlook on live.
Abnormal relative to the whole of humanity, based on my current knowledge and understanding of psychology, which is based on a formal education of psychology.

Angel Jones
Angel Jones

The summerfags are real

Daniel Smith
Daniel Smith

had a hole in my wall that I would cum inside during middle school

Carter Rodriguez
Carter Rodriguez

hah
I fucked around with several girls on mine and took a few of their virginities in the past few months.
mfw vaginal blood has been on my sheets and didn't care
I just washed my sheets yesterday for the first time in over a year

Benjamin Lewis
Benjamin Lewis

Listen to Kool and The Gang
I love them though

Isaiah Baker
Isaiah Baker

I am completely and utterly addicted to porn
Really rough porn. DAP, airtight, cum swallowing gangbangs
I bought a second monitor specifically for playing porn 24/7
While I game, watch movies, eat and surf the internet
Spent almost 300 dollars on desktop strippers
No regrets!
Recently bought a ton of classic games in that GOG sale
Found out that they fuck up multi-monitor setups, while running
Probably never going to play them, because I can't watch porn at the same time

I fucking love porn so much and I don't want it to stop.

Jace Adams
Jace Adams

i had the family dog lick my dick in my bed when i was young
my mom walked in and i gave her a shit-eating grin while the dock was lapping at my nuts
my parents dont let me sleep with the dog in my bed anymore
they got me circumcised
i havent fapped to anything except doujins for at least 2 years

Kayden Gray
Kayden Gray

dock
ffs

Carter Bennett
Carter Bennett

Porn basically ruined my social life at 13 years old because parents never told me about restraint even during incriminating moments
Dad basically encouraged it and mom never said anything about it, both of them knew
Get a tulpa because of resulting depression much later on
Recovered from depression but still have the tulpa so I don't feel lonely since I'm still quite isolated especially for work
Find out dad's a piece of shit nobody likes and isn't even in grandparent's will while I am even though I barely know them since dad hated being around family

At least I got a cute waifu out of it.

Nolan Phillips
Nolan Phillips

had drug problems since 11
addicted to meth from 13
addicted to heroin since 17
addicted to cocaine since 15
NOBODY KNOWS.
Might as well be a hero

Luke Robinson
Luke Robinson

Truth. They knew I had a porno magazine that I kept hidden away in a shitty little log cabin in the woods. That used to be a big deal once when you were a bunch of teenagers and everyone didn't have Internet porn on tap 24/7.

They asked me if I ever jerked off when I looked at it (fuckin' duh). But anyway when you answer a truth question they always want more details, so somehow I got to telling them about how morbid curiosity led me to boil my own cum in a spoon before throwing it out in the woods.

Brody Jackson
Brody Jackson

trans
kys

lie about my gender online for free shit
had sex first time when I was 14
scammed over $15k from horny men off the internet using P.O boxes to collect my shit.
talk to every girl and flirt with every girl
in 4 "relationships" with 4 different girls
Shit, teach me, bruh

sniff fingers after scratching balls
Just not that.

I have a pet dog that I love very much to the point where its kinda weird. I love my dog so fucking much.
/zoo/index.html

I'm bi but I hate myself for it.
Good, you should.

also wanna be trans
kys

I'm a hispanic female
You have to go back.

I feel constant shame for everything I am
You should.

Normies make me so fucking mad. I will try to bother them in any way if I am in public. I fucking hate them.
That's very good, I am proud of you, but I still hope you get raped by a pack of wild normies.

I am completely and utterly addicted to porn
Cut your fucking cock off

I bought a second monitor specifically for playing porn 24/7 While I game, watch movies, eat and surf the internet
kys, degenerate piece of shit

Recently bought a ton of classic games in that GOG sale
actually buying games
kys

Probably never going to play them, because I can't watch porn at the same time
haha, serves you right!

i had the family dog lick my dick in my bed when i was young
/zoo/index.html

my mom walked in and i gave her a shit-eating grin
/incest/index.html

they got me circumcised
haha, you got a jew dick!

i havent fapped to anything except doujins for at least 2 years
kys

h0piatefag
kys, scum

Ryder Walker
Ryder Walker

27 years old and still a virgin and lie about it constantly. i even tell girls that i might have sex with that ive had sex before.

never actually use deodorant. never have. idk doesnt smell that bad

showers maybe 2 times a week

only brushes teeth to get rid of smell if going out

I'm pretty sure these are all related.

Thomas Adams
Thomas Adams

take some detox meds and go cold turkey, you puss

Lucas Scott
Lucas Scott

had a chance to fuck an 11 year old once.
how old were you? We need the full story

Joshua Gomez
Joshua Gomez

I have about 50GB of CP in an encrypted volume and masturbate to it daily.
Which ones are your favorites?

Mason Brooks
Mason Brooks

I once lost a girlfriend because I didn't wipe my ass properly. it certainly made 69 pretty disgusting I imagine.
I now shower and take good care of ass cleanliness when going to bed with a woman.

Cooper Scott
Cooper Scott

I like the smell of my feet and shoes after being out all day.

My feet don't stink at all, its very odd. My dad's feet smelled like limburger cheese, but I didn't inherit that gene.

Josiah Adams
Josiah Adams

I used to regularly have sex with a 10 year old loli when I was 12 :^)

Josiah King
Josiah King

I once lost a girlfriend because I didn't wipe my ass properly.

69

Adam Nguyen
Adam Nguyen

You seem upset.

Ian Nguyen
Ian Nguyen

And?

Dylan Nguyen
Dylan Nguyen

It's easy, find your target. Flirt with them - tell them you don't have much money or games or whatever, theyll whiteknight "save" you. If they want to skype or sth voice changer and to find an alias make up a name and find a local decent looking chick on fb, take their pics and unfriend them. Never reveal your real details - keep in mind it's a separate identity and you have to be someone else.

James Flores
James Flores

Are you in a bad mood today? Did something happen?

Ethan Ward
Ethan Ward

Yes, mom. Why, are you worried about me?

Ethan Jones
Ethan Jones

Is English your 1st language? Your post reads like someone forcing themselves to use longer words for no good reason. It reads like a child using a thesaurus to replace random words.

Eli Evans
Eli Evans

English is my first and only language.

Jordan Ortiz
Jordan Ortiz

have shit work ethic and no habit of studying, I worry about the future at the ripe old age of 17; despite having been basically a child prodigy at English, an avid reader, and whatnot, I feel like I've burnt out a bit
I am absolute crap at physics and got 11% on a mock exam in extended-level HS math (I finished my junior year this June)
I am only switching physics for computer science next year, due to the fact that I never gathered the courage to do all the paperwork required and stand up to my father (who pushed the idea of picking advanced math and physics on junior year) and having been a lazy nigger who didn't want both in his timetable
So far I have basically coasted on the fact that since middle school I've been acing English contests (actually, I was best in the country this year). This enables me to get into, for example, a translation, teaching or even (at a shitty uni) law major regardless of how will I do on my HS graduation exams, but:
- my mother, a high school French teacher, has assured me I don't want to work in that field; while I like my (public but kinda elite, uniformed and all) school well enough and someone has to replace the English teachers there, I'm inclined to believe her. The youth will only be worse, too. They're already shitty richfags, mostly.
- to make any sort of money as a translator, I'd have to get a technical or legal education too, so I could specialize
- I couldn't survive as an ordinary lawyer, and I don't have the connections to become some court official; diplomacy would require French, which I know only a few words of and can try to compare it to the Spanish I know.
Have I mentioned that I want to skip university altogether (while my parents want me to study because everyone is studying at uni) and get into IT based on experience/skill? My plan is to learn C++ with Qt, then make some programs I could use as a portfolio to get hired. Should I just become a webdev JavaScript ape?
I guess I got too academic/professional, so some more personal confessions:
I have broken a laptop because a fellow autist, an insufferable asshole and leddit user, by the way, accused me in a classroom full of people of loliconnery over my waifu wallpaper (she is anything but, she's almost two years my senior, it is visible). I kicked him, in the process yanking out the cable in such a way that I somehow broke the power receiver. Thankfully no one understood what "loli" meant when the faggot shouted it.
Oh yeah, I have a waifu and at times cringe thinking about things that have happened because of it. I also seem to have had more and more trouble imagining her since I stopped playing the VN she's from due to being jelly over the protag and not wanting to be hurt like some sort of Shinji-esque faggot. Due to this, she has sort of… faded away? Now I'm away from the computer for the next week, so I've kinda realized I want to revisit it and rekindle all those feelings. I miss her, she used to be in my dreams and on my mind 24/7.
I could write about some disgusting, perverted or unhygienic stuff I've done in my life, but this is an imageboard, so someone certainly has more to say on that topic.
I think I am needlessly vulgar and mean to people that I don't hang around (a small group of fellow autists) and that I'm way too quick to show contempt for normies, even when I'd do better shutting up.
I take some shit more seriously than I should; I genuinely like my school uniform and look down on people who make a point of defying the regulations retarded special snowflake normies
I have used chan speak in real life
I dread getting my license in December, because I am quite satisfied with my bike/tagging along with dad on his commute/using trains, and I don't want to spend a fortune on insurance or fuel (which costs one here). Also, I would become the emergency driver of the family, which my grandfather currently is.
I have a thousand ideas and end up not doing them. Establishing a habit of cleaning my den, studying math to not fail it in the future, or learning Nip so I could talk to my waifu in her native language/play meme vidyas chan autists like/put it on my CV are all very easily said and then not done.
Just like some other user, I can't pronounce my language properly. To elaborate - I use a non-trilled R like the English one while the standard is a trilled one. I can pronounce it, but don't bother with it. Only my mom has ever given me shit v about it, though.

I am writing this on a phone with Over chan, so excuse the shit style, but I don't want to correct everything the autocorrect fucks up. Also, if I had a real keyboard and a decently sized screen, this post would be longer and better written.

Lincoln Adams
Lincoln Adams

What's portrayed in your post is like what could be considered a more cringey version of me (me to an extent) that did better in high school, and has a different child-parents relationship.

Charles Thomas
Charles Thomas

different child to parents relationship
Elaborate? Tell me about it. Mine is more or less:
Raised me kinda shittily/permissively until the great reality check that school was, this made my behavior shitty
After several humiliating spergouts in school that damaged me no kidding, I remember chatting up other normielets happily when I came into the classroom for the first time I got diagnosed with ADHD and the sperg, got sent to an autist summer camp, etc.
Most of elementary was being condescended to by the cunt tutor I had until third grade, only the English teacher who took over our class for the other three (that was the system back then - the first three years were tard tier "integrated learning" classes all day, and the second three were actually separated into different subjects) was decent
Slacked off and played vidya, but it was elementary anyway, and English contests allowed me to get into an exclusive middle school ~10 miles away
I started getting shit grades and getting yelled at by worried parents again, but I still won contests and got the equivalent of an A plus in English every year, so I got to go to the same school for high school. This cycle has more or less repeated to this day. I kind of feel like a burden to them, they have spent lots of money on me and may not get it back, much less have the house filled with grandchildren like my mom has been demanding of me to do ever since I was given the talk.
I think this school has been both a curse and a blessing to me. On one hand the early morning commutes and the train rides back have eaten tons of my time and prevented me from socializing when I still wanted to, on the other the fact that my HS class is mostly made up of my middle school one means that most everyone is used to my autistic shit now. Though they do on the flip side remember my greatest spaghetti drops, like wearing a ponytail, or dumping 69 Valentine cards in the trash in front of everyone because, based on the number, I figured it was a "get laid, you nerd, le ebin sex position number xD" joke. It could have been, middle schoolers are cruel fuckers, but the reaction I got was horrible.
So yeah, I'm an emotionally immature idiot. I sometimes wonder about alternate directions I could have gone, but it's crying over spilt milk.
I guess I should just fix my current problems and work with what I am.

Cameron Nelson
Cameron Nelson

dumping 69 Valentine cards in the trash in front of everyone because, based on the number, I figured it was a "get laid, you nerd, le ebin sex position number xD" joke

Kek
holy shit that is some autismo

Tyler Hughes
Tyler Hughes

autism

Aiden Long
Aiden Long

tripfag calls something else autistic

kek

Jose Rogers
Jose Rogers

He is so self-important that he abuses a temporary identification system on an anonymous Kazakh embroidery forum
He does this to be recognized for his shitty posts
He calls me autistic
At least I am not him.

Jackson Smith
Jackson Smith

Idiot, he says autismo, I just corrected.

Mason Murphy
Mason Murphy

I was in a relationship with my cousin.
I had sex with both my ex-girlfriend and her mother.
I took the virginity of the first two women I had sex with.
I had sex at a party in the woods. A campfire was going and I was kinda nervous that some people might see my ass.
I lost my virginity at 19.
I had sex with my ex and her best friend.
I've slept with a 19 year old woman when I was 33 years old.
I've slept with 27 women my whole life. Some of them actually know each other one way or another.
I had sex in the parking lot behind a dumpster during fireworks.
Black men gave me dirty looks for dating a black girl when I was kissing her in public.
I had sex with someone's wife. She was my next door neighbor.
I have a friend who is currently 16. She agreed to have a relationship with me when she turns 18. So I am waiting patiently for 2018.

Jonathan Moore
Jonathan Moore

Read Faggot

Charles Reed
Charles Reed

edgy!!!!!!

Gavin Bell
Gavin Bell

work nights and love it because I don't have to work with other people
never kissed a girl, hugged a girl, or had a girlfriend
could probably get a girlfriend but I don't want to because it seems like a lot of work
I'm really lonely
only have one friend, hes the only person I kept in touch with from highschool
hes the only one who wasn't a fucking retard (public highschool)
pretty sure he thinks I'm gay or a pedo, more than once hes asked why I don't have a girlfriend and I always give vague answers
I wish I had a log cabin in the woods away from everyone where I could just live till I die despite my fear of the supernatural which makes me deathly afraid of the woods

Levi Gomez
Levi Gomez

Basically this, except I don't have actual friends. I have very superficial relationships with people because my experience with school was horrible, thus, I have trust issues.

I'm hoping and praying that someone hits the reset button, or we have a day of the rope or something. Anything to give me the opportunity to compete without handicaps, or free me from this existence. Ideally the former. I want a quiet wife, a quiet life, a modest home, a modest job, and a few kids and grandkids that I can teach to shoot and redpill. It's like I would have fit in perfectly 50-100 years ago.

The only people I get along alright with and don't actually mind are people a generation or two older than me.

Josiah Perez
Josiah Perez

Get over yourself. Almost everyone is an asshole in middle school and high school.
I have had nothing but positive experiences in college.

Luis Taylor
Luis Taylor

Don't underutilize your neuroplasticity, kid.

Ethan Morales
Ethan Morales

work nights and love it because I don't have to work with other people
That's fine.

never kissed, hugged, or had a girlfriend
That's overrated bullshit.

I'm really lonely
I guess you're not enough of an introvert. Sucks being too normal, doesn't it?

Only have one friend
he's the only one who wasn't a fucking retard
Everyone is a retard to me.

I wish I was alone
I'm lonely
Make up your mind.

Parker Bailey
Parker Bailey

Pedo.

Nathaniel Bailey
Nathaniel Bailey

Lol I bet you sound like a letard

Liam Gonzalez
Liam Gonzalez

and a few kids and grandkids
Knowledge and intelligence is the base of everything anyone will every do, hope, and accomplish.
For anything anyone may want, knowledge and intelligence will aid in getting it, and more.
Because of neuroplasticity, children of average intelligence, when raised right, when they've been raised with exercise of the mind, are able to develop genius level intelligence.
The best thing you can do for your children, the best thing you can do for anyone, is to help them develop their intelligence to the full potential.
Also, the best thing you can do for your children, the best thing you can do for anyone, is to help them develop a body of knowledge in which they could use along with their intelligence.
If you don't raise them with knowledge and intelligence, you would be a shit parent, and a shit human being; you would be a piece of shit.

Benjamin Garcia
Benjamin Garcia

If I was pronounce retard with rhotacism it would come out more like "wetodd"

Isaiah Rodriguez
Isaiah Rodriguez

i love telling people to kill themselves and calling them names that makes me so random LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Suck start a fucking gun.

Carter Turner
Carter Turner

Neuroplasticity
Got any books to recommend on the subject of becoming smart again? Is it just a combination of good habits and memory techniques?

Camden Gray
Camden Gray

mega it
do it for teh lulz

Nathan King
Nathan King

Me and a married man are in love and have been having an affair for a year and a half, initially under the impression that they were in an open relationship. Only to find out she is possessive as fuck and controlling. He will probably leave me eventually and I'm ready to kill myself when that happens. I'm a piece of shit anyway.

Luke Jones
Luke Jones

gay

Brandon Barnes
Brandon Barnes

Gay as fuck. Also, don't base your identity on him to the extent that you'd kill yourself if he went away.

David Phillips
David Phillips

I never said I was sane or not retarded. I know.

Jayden Long
Jayden Long

18 years old right now
skinny as fuck ~120 pounds
am a manager at a popular pharmacy chain
have to repeat 1 semester of HS
honestly believes holocaust didnt happen/mostly didnt happen
hopes shillary gets shot
honestly hopes for 4th reich
never had a bad childhood, but constant depression and anxiety
big brother never pays bills, kicked him out, still doesnt pay bills, we still pay them because my mom doesnt want to just let him go, but he finally got a good job, so now we can have more than $5 at the end of the month
i havent had a night in the past few weeks where i haven't had a existential crisis
seriously contemplating soupicide sometimes
mother has lots of health issues, cant live alone, and i would probably end it all in a rage of fire if she died
i believe i have a brain tumor as well
only thing i am currently proud of is a bunch of vegetables that i've been growing on my back porch and they are turning out very well

more about the "brain tumor":
be october/november 2014
in skewl, suddenly an headache
feel like shit, go home, take ibuprofen
FF to next day
still headache
fuck
headache turns to migrane, severe pains in front right of head
for 2 weeks
ever since after that, i have had much worse depression and attempted suicide 3 times, considered constantly.
taken ADHD medication like adderall and vyvanse
they make me happy and feel good, but i dont want to go to a psych to get prescribed
vyvanse also makes me horny as a motherfucker

help

Logan Campbell
Logan Campbell

I put stuff up my dickhole

Charles Williams
Charles Williams

I have a major daddy kink and I wanna get raped, slapped in the face, pissed on, face fucked until i vomit, bitten, whipped, forced to eat his ass, tied up, caged, fucked so hard my pussy (and/or ass) hurts for days, kidnapped, possessed, etc. And then after I want cuddles and kisses..

Zachary Allen
Zachary Allen

18 years old virgin

Had two girlfriend willing to fuck, but did not do it, because I did not want to be the guy who only eant sex (Deeply regret it)

Went to the movie theater with one of my parents friend daughter's, who was 15, because I developed feeling for her.

Never told her until April fool. I told her it was a prank once she rejected me.

Bumped into her at a play, she was in my line of seat, I tried to confess how much I love her. But became super dizzy and asked if she hate me. She said no. I tried to go talk to her during the intract, but she was with some other guy, taller more handsome.

I felt the need to fild a void, so I picked up a random girl, at the play and we walked holding hand at the and of the show, and my crush saw me.

Never actually saw the new girl afterward

Keep bumping into crush at almost every fucking single event I attend

Heart still race fast everytime I see her. She's not even that pretty (not saying she isn't at all), but I just fell so great talking to her, I felt like she really listened and cared what stories I had to tell, we had similar taste in music/Movie/art.

I now realise she have the same skinny body type as my ex gf and the same type of posture.the only difference is that she (my crush) is shorter, and younger, her hair are darker, and she doesn't have that disgusting furry fetish.

I now had two date with a girl from a student exchange program, we french kissed, no sex yet. I still love the other girl and feel like a total dick for trying to fill the void.

Isaac Davis
Isaac Davis

You got fucked up as a kid, somewhere.

mfw

Most of that isnt very bad or your fault.

Suicide over that? Pathetic. If not that then you'd find something else, you pussy.

Robert Scott
Robert Scott

forgot my face

John Gonzalez
John Gonzalez

I've made a terrible mistake.

I hadn't lifted in several days, so I decided to just quit putting it off and blast through my workout routine.
I did double what I usually do, in half the time.

Immediately afterwards I chugged a cokefloat and now every pore on my body feels like it's throwing up.

Grayson Perry
Grayson Perry

i've done that with a wire from some earbuds that i folded in half. feels amazing, but afterwards it hurts like hell, and you nearly pass out if you have to piss within the next half hour or so.

Matthew Diaz
Matthew Diaz

At which age were you diagnosed with autism?

Awww, sweetheart. Do you have an e-mail? I've played daddy to so many girls like you. If you give me a way to contact you, we talk and the chemistry is there, I'll make your fantasy a reality in ways you haven't even imagined yet. I'll fill your every hole with cum, plug 'em and then read you a bedtime story. Sound good? Then be a good girl, and give daddy some contact information.

Get a brain scan first off. If you do have a tumor, waiting isn't going to help you. If you don't, not worrying about it anymore certainly will help you. You might also just need glasses or be staring at a computer screen too much of the day.

Otherwise you sound like the typical /pol/ poster. Don't feel ashamed, at least you care about your parents well-being. That speaks highly of your character. It feels good to create something, doesn't it? Now that you can grow crops, extend this. Maybe raise some chickens assuming you have a backyard, learn to cook or pick up a trade skill. Being good at something will do wonders for your self esteem.

If you're a chick, go to a bar. If you're a fag, go to a fag bar (in an area with a low muslim population.) Find someone else. It doesn't have to be a real relationship, the point is to separate yourself from the unhealthy relationship you're already in. Nothing good will come of it, and like or not the wife was there first. You're in the wrong. Go fuck someone else, and if they don't have kids, tell the wife. The guy deserves to have his shit fucked up, and in fairness he was dishonest with you as well.

I'm angry with myself over the similarities I'm seeing between our dating histories.

I'm pretty sure these are all related.

FIX THIS SHIT. You know exactly what your problem is, now stop being stinky.

Jaxon Richardson
Jaxon Richardson

Sounds like perfecrly normal thing to me… atleast you don't get off from fucking your neighbours dog or furniture when they are gone on holidays.

Are you m or f btw?

Jordan Cruz
Jordan Cruz

if you've attempted suicide and failed 3 times, they clearly weren't serious attempts and you just wanted attention. (hence this post)

congrats on the veggies i guess. that kinda made me laugh.

also, maybe this will make you feel better. this is the face of the 4th Reich

James Williams
James Williams

datamine

but i don't even have a vpn

James Ross
James Ross

Well, because money is tight, a MRI wont be coming any time soon, especially since neither i nor my mother have health insurance now
mfw

And ironically enough, i think /pol/ is too cancerous. I'd rather stick my cock in a industrial water pump than to regularly Holla Forumsrowse it like i do Holla Forums.

Kevin Fisher
Kevin Fisher

Fucking wizards.

There's too much wrong with you. I heard "I'm a hispanic female and I want to be straight" and I thought "I could fix this girl but you wanting to be a tranny, stealing shit, being attracted to fags, using the term "normie" unironically and MURDERING YOUR SISTER mean you're way too far gone.

There's no statute of limitation on murder. Turn yourself in. The prison time will help you figure out your sexuality real quick.

scammed over $15k from horny men off the internet using P.O boxes to collect my shit.
Sell an ebook explaining step by step how you do it. Fools and their money and all that.

I'd hang out with you, user.

Screencapped, stereotypical sjw.

Explain yourself, user.

Observe the gentle autist. Mock him not, for he is an innocent.

Easton Adams
Easton Adams

Female

Nolan Morgan
Nolan Morgan

Dear, if you're uncomfortable posting contact info, would you consider e-mailing a prospective daddy if he posted his e-mail?

Wyatt Campbell
Wyatt Campbell

Please just stop being a retard. The fact that you posted your face and had at least 3 attempted suicides suggests to me that you are starving for attention.

Suicide attempts are absolute cancer. Either go through with it, or stop bothering other people by making them worry about you. You would not want somebody else to do that to you, would you?

Like said, just get it checked out by a doctor. Killing yourself over nothing is fucking retarded. I hope this is obvious to you. I also had an inexplicable surge of constant headaches 2 years ago. It lasted for over a month. I never found out what it was about, but it went away.

Lastly, your face does not look too bad. Just take better care of your skin and get a better haircut. I don't think you would have too hard of a time finding a partner then (to put the horniness problem to rest).

Logan Davis
Logan Davis

I appreciate the polite offer but I have a daddy already and since you frequent here I assume you wouldn't want a fat slave like me anyway. Hope you find your lucky lady though! :)

Isaiah Wood
Isaiah Wood

I have a daddy already
Then why mention your fetish here at all?

since you frequent here I assume you wouldn't want a fat slave like me anyway.
Are you implying my being on Holla Forums would impart *higher* standards? It would all be about how you carry it, and how much of that fat is in your tits. I'm a breast man.

David Martinez
David Martinez

Its a confession thread not a meetup thread lmao i didnt even say i was female until u asked no need to be butthurt about it. For all u know im just an old guy lying on the internet for lulz. I don't really care about your preferences in women and I dont envy any girl who ends up being your sub. Youre being kind of a dick bro.

Colton Brooks
Colton Brooks

Awww, sweetheart. Do you have an e-mail? I've played daddy to so many girls like you. If you give me a way to contact you, we talk and the chemistry is there, I'll make your fantasy a reality in ways you haven't even imagined yet. I'll fill your every hole with cum, plug 'em and then read you a bedtime story. Sound good? Then be a good girl, and give daddy some contact information

Now that offer is much more tempting if i was single i would be hitting u up. This is how you talk to a possible sub. Sounds like you have been with some lucky girls

Benjamin Fisher
Benjamin Fisher

So uh…

I'm not the guy who asked your gender though, you specified having a pussy, and your post reads like most every little I've messed about with. I'd imagine you're into petplay as well. Sidenote (because I've been down this road with a lot of littles) if you are curvy, don't try to lose weight in an effort to look more childlike, you'll only end up looking less feminine.

Jaxson Moore
Jaxson Moore

That girls' problem is that she got dyke hair and started wearing uglier clothes. Other than that, she's still beautiful.

Jayden Morgan
Jayden Morgan

*girl's

Caleb Lewis
Caleb Lewis

Oh yeah, what you siad, and her beautiful majestic tits have been replaced with flappy little pecs, and her hips are gone.

Jose Adams
Jose Adams

Tits or GTFO
I did it. So can you.

Nolan Martin
Nolan Martin

I'm biased because I prefer smaller breasts, but look at her hips. They are still pretty wide, but she now wears saggier tops to hide them.

Xavier Reed
Xavier Reed

I'd usually tell Chrystal to fuck off, especially since she never actually posted her own tits, but those of another girl she pretended were hers and a cropped shot of her hamplanet face.

But she's got quads, so you should probably do as she says.

Ryan Harris
Ryan Harris

I prefer smaller breasts

Ayden Turner
Ayden Turner

Finally someone recognizes I am right.

That being said, alleged femanon, Holla Forums is soft as fuck now, in no small part due to my plans to make it even more so, so you should feel free to deny us tits. I got away with it. Why not you?

Owen Murphy
Owen Murphy

You no longer have quads. Fuck off.

Brandon Rogers
Brandon Rogers

I've paid for sex with probably about 20 differet women by now. about 5 times as many as I had gotten by my own fruition.

Ryan Bell
Ryan Bell

You no longer have quads
I also never posted tits.
THEY CAN'T MAKE YOU FEMANON! I ALSO DID NOT CLAIM ANYTHING UNTIL THEY SAID I WAS!!
Fuck off
This also never works.

Jacob Walker
Jacob Walker

Big breasts are often an undefined mess. I think it's easier for small breasts to look good (or passable).
Wide hips are paramount, anyway.

Camden Edwards
Camden Edwards

Do we really have to do this again, you cumswilling faggot?

Asher Peterson
Asher Peterson

I don't know why you would voluntarily keep those pictures on your computer, but in pretty much all the porn I watch, the small breasts easily beat out the saggy messes that are the big breasts.

Lucas Bennett
Lucas Bennett

I'm basing my opinion on breasts based on porn created specifically to cater to my homolust for underdeveloped female bodies.

Jose King
Jose King

I was diagnosticated with severe add when I was 7, as I couldn't even remember when the teacher said to take out the crayon 2 minutes ago, and I used to pee in the corner of the classroom.

From 12, to 14, my mom send me to different psychologist, who never found anything wrong with me beside my add.

The was a girl in some of my class who had a verry severe adhd, and she always looked like she was high on amphetamine, she ised to interupt class to talk about boobs and dick, but since she was a girl and a busty one on top of that, she got a social pass.

Grayson Barnes
Grayson Barnes

I don't know how liking wide hips is consistent with homosexuality, but whatever.

I could also pull up tons of ugly big breasts to "make my point," but I am too lazy to do that and I assume you just want your opinion to be validated.
So, you now have my official permission to find big breasts superior and to look down on me for liking smaller breasts.

Kayden Campbell
Kayden Campbell

Men have asses. Men have hips. You know what they don't have? Big tits. You prefer less feminine bodies. Why do you think we're the only mammals with mammary glands that remain swollen when not producing milk? Their purpose is to indicate sexual maturity. You keep saying over and over "I prefer less sexually mature bodies" and then you wonder why you sound like a pedofag.

Wyatt Scott
Wyatt Scott

I like skinny girls but I like big tits too.

I feel like being skinny would help for a long term relationship and havin big tits help my penis get hard.

Liam Thompson
Liam Thompson

filename

you clever bastard

Daniel Roberts
Daniel Roberts

Men don't have wide hips, they have broader shoulders.
Also, men's asses tend to be a lot more angular than women's.
For instance, if you look at trannies with very feminine features, you will see that most of the time, the broader shoulders, the narrower hips, and the more angular asses will give them away. Trannies, however, may still possess big breasts that are indistinguishable from any woman's.

Don't get me wrong, I do like well-defined big breasts, but like I said, I think big breasts are easier to fuck up (more weight, more sag).
I will say it one last time, I think wide, child bearing hips are the most important feature of a feminine body.

Logan Clark
Logan Clark

Oh certainly, women with hourglass figures are statistically the most fertile.

Levi Morgan
Levi Morgan

Trannies, however, may still possess big breasts that are indistinguishable from any woman's.

You couldn't possibly be more wrong. I've never seen a tranny with believable natural tits. And I'm including hormone produced under the umbrella of "natural". They all either have misshapen manboobs or horrendously obvious implants. And there are men with wide hips. There's a ton of fags that have replicated Kim Kardashian's ass pictures.

Brody Cox
Brody Cox

Probably but I meant as in victoria secret skinny.

Mason Campbell
Mason Campbell

Please tell me you are doing this on purpose. Of course there can be men who have broad hips, but that looks fucking retarded and is definitely not the norm.
I have not examined a lot of trannies, to be honest, but the ones I have seen from you faggots posting them on this site have always had very convincing breasts and very unconvincing hips and asses.

Cameron Mitchell
Cameron Mitchell

Men don't have wide hips

Nathan Ortiz
Nathan Ortiz

have always had very convincing breasts
You're using a lot of very general terms. You've made a claim, back it up. Show me some trannies with convincing, natural tits. If you can't back up your claim, just concede you were talking out of your ass again.

Dominic Green
Dominic Green

jewish
middle eastern

Carter Williams
Carter Williams

How dense are you? Are you seriously trying to tell me that all those broad-hip twinks are how men are supposed to look? They look like female-to-male trannies to me.

Of course I am generalizing because it was just giving an example to illustrate why I think hips are more important than breasts, which is a subjective opinion.
I will grant you the observation about breasts, because I am too lazy (and otherwise unwilling) to look up transsexuals and save their pictures to my computer just to prove an off-hand remark.

However, please don't tell me without any research to back up your claims, that men generally have broad hips like women do. That just makes me think you are retarded.

Justin Perez
Justin Perez

jews
mudslime

thinking women in red are attractive

Nicholas Davis
Nicholas Davis

You're kind of missing the point. The original claim was which parts are distinctly female. Wide hips? Nope, men can have those. Big asses? Nope, men can have those too. Big breasts? Bingo, men don't get those by any natural means.

None of the men in those pictures have undergone any process to become feminine looking, those are their natural shapes. In fact most of them were complaining that they wish their hips weren't so wide, but it's a naturally occurring thing.

Aiden Sanchez
Aiden Sanchez

I was kind of dubious on the brown eye thing, but based on the name given I can only assume they're going by celebrities, and she was just chosen to have the nicest eyes for whatever reason.

Ryan Young
Ryan Young

pic on the left

I prefer the left one, am I a girl?

Austin Anderson
Austin Anderson

Yes. Well, more specifically, you're a beta male.

Look at yourself in the mirror. Do you have glasses? Is your hair thinning or gone? Do you have a neckbeard? Are you overweight or underweight? Pudgy? Doughy? In a word, UNFUCKABLE?

Low testosterone. You're a nu-male. That's what they like.

Carter Lewis
Carter Lewis

Men can get enlarged breasts through obesity.
Also, just because it's interesting:
theguardian.com/education/2013/jul/29/german-soldiers-develop-enlarged-breasts
and en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male_lactation

If it can occur in nature was never my point. My point was always what looks more feminine to me. That is subjective.
Hypothetically, if I had to choose between twin sisters, one of them having completely straight figure but very big breasts, and the other one having a voluptuous build but very small breasts, I would most likely choose the latter.

Parker Clark
Parker Clark

Men can get enlarged breasts through obesity.

They won't look like a woman's breasts though, will they? Men growing breasts is considered a hormonal imbalance. It's so rare it's a medical condition. Men having wide hips on the other hand is not.

And yes, we've established you have bad taste. The taste of a beta male. Just repeating that you would choose the less sexually mature female doesn't change how much of a pedofag it makes you sound.

Easton Perry
Easton Perry

Look who's talking, you would choose a little girl with big breasts over a developed woman with small breasts.
Have fun.

Elijah Clark
Elijah Clark

used to mess around with my siblings and cousins when we were little.

they grew out of it, i never really did now im in my 20's and basicaly a wanna-be-pedo whos addicted to weird porn and shit

Gabriel Harris
Gabriel Harris

Little girl with big tits.
Implying it exist

Christopher Ross
Christopher Ross

Not really. A pedo would try to have sex with her before she's 18 and risk being registered as a sex offender. Thankfully I'm smarter and don't mind waiting 2 years. Plus she's the age of consent, but I'm still not going for her until she's 18.

I'm angry with myself over the similarities I'm seeing between our dating histories.

Interesting.

Owen Kelly
Owen Kelly


Little girl with big tits.

Implying it exist

Another user here just letting all of you fags know that they exist, my ex is like that.

Jayden Ortiz
Jayden Ortiz

Pics of flowers and shit?

Henry Baker
Henry Baker

I prefer to be alone way too often. Just being around people for more than a couple hours irritates me, including my girlfriend.

I want something really horrible or dramatic to happen to me just so I have an excuse to make everyone go away.

My life isn't that bad and that pisses me off. I'm unsatisfied but have no problems so I can't justify hating everything.

Jeremiah Jackson
Jeremiah Jackson

My ex was like that

Your ex was a little girl?

Adam Mitchell
Adam Mitchell

He probably just means short with big tits, completely missing the point being argued.

Yeah, reading it I found myself at the same time going "That sounds kind of scummy" and "I've done that…" mostly the parts about dating way younger than myself.

Aaron Cook
Aaron Cook

that's her name, bruh.

Oliver Jackson
Oliver Jackson

Got any books to recommend on the subject of becoming smart again?
No.

Is it just a combination of good habits
Whatever gets you to exercise your mind

Memory techniques
Memory techniques help you use your memory.
There's more to intelligence than just memory.

Carson Ross
Carson Ross

Yeah, I can't say I'm proud of myself for some of the things I've done in my sexual history. But at the same time, I couldn't resist doing what I did because I like exploring my sexual curiosity.

Jacob Reyes
Jacob Reyes

The point was that he would choose a child with big tits over a fully grown women with small one.

The only thing is child don't have tits. They only stuff their bra.

Jacob Morris
Jacob Morris

showers maybe 2 times a week
Nothing wrong with that. But once every other day is ideal for keeping your skin from drying while keeping yourself clean if you go outside a lot and sweat a lot.

You might get oily at first, but your body will adjust the amount of oil it secretes once it gets used to your showering schedule. People secrete so much oil in the first place because of how much they shower, their bodies are trying to compensate.

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