Butterface vs your average american

Would you rather date a butterface or a pretty landwhale?
Neither can change their apearance significantly nor can they stop loving you, youre forever stuck with your choice and will have to spend the rest of your life with her
Feminine penis is optional

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I'd take the left picture than the right one.

if your going to make us choose between a butterface and a bbw, at least get a real butterface.
The left isn't that bad in the face.
Not amazing, but definitely not butterface material

Because girls can hide anything with make-up

Pick one.

Also Dors Feline pre surgery is top level bbw, no contest between her and Flatchest Mcinbredface there.

Thats why I said the premiere condition user, she cant change it because she cannot use make-up, otherwise the question would be average looking thin girls vs pretty looking fat girls
Butterfaces are pretty hard to find is what I tried to say

In that case I'd choose pretty looking fat girls any day.

Then again fat isn't a turn off for me, so my opinions doesn't have much weight to it.

To me a girls weight is just another variable to mix and match.

Sometimes I'm looking for a redhead, sometimes short hair.
Sometimes I want a plump and busty girl to swallow my meat Rod, sometimes I want a fit girl to ride me like I was paying her.

but a busted face is just busted.

Same

left is still qt tbh

Femanon here. I'm a fat butterface. Wat do?

hit the gym

I can't. I don't know how.

And what about my face tho? I'm firmly in my mid twenties. How am I going to get married?

You guys seriously don't understand.

And can you knock it off with the rate threads, why are women literally shit threads, etc. as nauseum. Shit is old and drives off new users with it's off putting and impotent rage.

>>>/r9k/

femanon confirmed for 27 years old

timestamped dick or gtfo

No I think I'll stay bepenised one, you're cancerous and fucking up this board.

The femanons are taking up trips and making themselves known. I'm just a pleb scout. But when the pretty ones get here you sad sacks will dance like there's no tomorrow.

Beggars can't be choosers, Holla Forums. Tamper down the woman hate a bit. A storm is coming.

Hi,

I use picsearch too, with the filters turned off when my parents go out.
If i want a red head, that b**ch is be on my screen and she doesn't complain lol
If I fancy me some which is naked I search for that.
Vary is the slice of life!

kill you're self

Your right, I didn't mention I meant these were my preferences in Pornography.
Though the point still stands, some days I want a fat chick, some time I want a skinny blonde.

How bad a butterface, and how good is the body attached to it?

You are literally an autist and a phaggot if you honestly think this butterface vs fat girl thread isn't both boring and generally off putting. You took your very limited life experiences and vomited up this cliche, assblasted bile of a copypasta in a total shitfit of Reeee!

You would be happy for each and every man here to give up before even daring to try. You hate every faggot in this thread, you hate women and you hate yourself.

This is the actual worthless and empty sustenance that feeds nutjob feminists.

Real fucking bad user, pls help 😭😭

A sad reminder that women will never be funny or witty. Humour only coming from external observations of their attempts to be a real person and failing.

Writing in the style of a cosmopolitan article about the brave reportette trying on a new pair of fat concealing reinforced underwear or timmel's latest eye paint, is not wit.

"Stepping boldly forth, I almost tripped as the thickly lined gusset accellerated up my thighs. The penis of a black man I'd met twenty minutes before in a nightclub is what they were hoping to greet, not a dodge of neoprene and cleverly stitched seams!".
Followed by the whole paragraph being printed in giant bold letters directly below, to showcase the marvel that is female humour.

To lose weight, eat less, eat healthy food not chcolates,and cakes, exercise until you sweat, every day.

hey first thing is if you have a butterface, chill with the overbearing personality.
Learn to flow with the culture of wherever you are and add your personal charm to it.
Right now you are attempting to override the culture with your own personality.
This is really grating and puts people off in a space they would otherwise feel at home in.
couple this with a butterface and no one is gonna wanna be around you.

second, like what is the ratio here, 10 body /2 face?
5 body/5face?
Gotta give me something to go on.

Yum!

I was joking user I'm hot af! 💋♥️❤️💋💋👄💋♥️❤️

You two should totally fuck.

Oh! you got me, you fucker.

I don't mind.
Due to the low resources involved in the impregnation process, my concern is whether the vessel can safely carry my seed for long enough that the offspring will be expulsed in a viable condition.

How does burger king and a game of cards sound?

Preach. Gimmie the D and fuck some manners into me, user.

Heheh. 💋♥️👄❤️💋👄♥️♥️

Oh my fucking god

Then don't and stay ugly for the rest of your life. For your information most "good looking" people have a far from perfect face but a perfect body, that's how it works.

Like a shit date, but that's OK I'm easy. Drop dox and I'll look you up. ❤️💋♥️💖❤️👄👄❤️🌹💗👄❤️💋💦💦💦

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Trips don't lie. But neither do tripfags.

I seriously don't know how. I just want to feel that no matter what I can end up with a man who will take good care of me. Is that really too much to ask?

Lol, I'm actually a beautiful and elegant young woman, wearing a brown tarpaulin dress.

If you are still interested, meet me at 22 Bleachford Drive, Sterling Heights, Detroit, Michigan at half past three in the afternoon on Sunday.

Men aren't as picky as you'd think.
Suck dick and don't be a complete social retard and they'll have no reason to leave you.

Thats not to say you can't ruin it by being to picky with them, however.

Why dont you and youre ugly face go back to mcdonalds, there's no reason for you to be complaining if YOU chose this website over reddit, where every beta no-neck will whiteknight your at ass

Love, OP

Sounds like a setup. No thnx.

Men are picky af and this thread proves it. You always bat way out of your league and can't even be a good provider anymore. This isn't your fault mostly it's just the modern economic reality.

Humble thyself user, and take good care of your gf or wife. She's a lot of work but she'll pay off in the end.

Exactly!
Like I told her (him) earlier
"Learn to flow with the culture of wherever you are and add your personal charm to it.
Right now you are attempting to override the culture with your own personality.
This is really grating and puts people off in a space they would otherwise feel at home in."

Basically Chrystal, you gotta go with the flow, if this place is too sexist or whatever the fuckist for you, then you might try another site.
but if you wanna stick around, you have to fall into our own little imageboard style mold.
you can usually assimilate better by viewing more posts and posting less.

nah, man it's not like that at all.
This is a preference thread, not a "do not want" thread.
It's like asking me if i want pizza or hamburgers then calling me picky when I want Pizza.

I'm not about to say no to a burger, I don't dislike burgers, I love burgers.

Yesterday, I watched a girl eat the little spiders that had fallen into her hummus in the park. She took them out with her fingers,,hesitated of where to wipe them, then just put them in her mouth stating "I'm just going to eat them".

Despite her behaviour being reminiscent of dracula's assistant - given the chance I would still stick something in her.

Cocks aren't worth shit as all you guys know. If you didn't you wouldn't be here.

Little do you realize that to us pleb grils, our tits aren't much better. Any man worth having had a decent choice far above us. Sure they have to put in actual effort, but I'd rather just shitpost here than fend off thirsty scrubs who would just as soon fuck anything.

The whole point is diversifying and growing the userbase . It doesn't matter who the user is. If you spastics could rub one out beforehand you could make a decent thread.

All menanons need to GTFO. Tired of your never ending shit. 😝😜

listen to this user chrystal, men aren't picky about aesthetics at all, they are incredibly offput by some character traits however, which is why no man wants youre female take on the reddit beta virgin play

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Femanon here, I agree.
My recommendation is to find a nice Hispanic woman with curves, she'll give you a peaceful and stress free life, beautiful blonde haired children, and you'll always be able to trust her, especially when it comes to not sleeping around.

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I once had a girl crushin' on me hardcore.
She was as wide as she was tall, and she was redheaded, but not the kind guys like… the other kind, you know the type.
She was an irrevocable hambeast, and she wanted me like no tommorow.
Still I wasn't shallow, and Id ecided to hang with her and see if things woul work out.

Then she saw a not-even-full moon one day and howled at it in broad daylight.
I just noped right the fuck out of there.

What europe needs is diversity. In division there is strength.
Divide and diversify.

What's your fucking point chrystal? That a sarcastic humerous community should change their sense of humour and shitposting just so women feel more welcome? Whats stopping them from going to other websites?

You guys are both just butthurt because your fat ass is too lazy to go to the gym

"The very act of a woman having sex is breaking social taboo." - M00t

You really don't get exactly how women are judged for everything they do. I'm not saying men don't have it tough. They do.

I forgot where I was going with this. Thanks OP I'm even more confused now. I'm just gonna lurk, rub one out and cry. Another Saturday mourning on Holla Forums.
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I have a girl already, thank you.
I treat her fine, and am the breadwinner in the relationship.
She treats me great, too, though she is a little odd socially sometimes.

Ah, there's your problem, that guy's a faggot.

You can't rub one out, women don't have a sex drive - only a list for status and accumulation of someone else's wealth.

Might as well do it on cam, then at least you are fulfilling your biological needs.

I'm sure he can rub one out just fine.
It just helps to get called a lady first.

Can I have both?
With penises?
So they can spitroast me every night?

Fuck Islam. I'll catch an honor killing.

You are all fags following the "pretend to hate women" protocol. I know at least half of you are tired of it and would rather talk naturally about sexdolls, love and your frustrations.

You might even resemble a human being if you practice enough.

She gets it.

Has she given you any children yet?
We, my wife and I, are on our fifth now. We have one of every colour lol! My wife says it is because her grandparents were mixed.

Well God bless you user, but count your blessings. Many aren't so lucky.

Got a good one aswell
>She keeps saying ye im pretty much a native even though shes like 1/25 inuit
Oh man how I can get women wrong

There's youre problem fam

So what if we want to shitpost about hating women, its fun!
Lots of people make threads with the intention of talking about more interesting stuff but you see what happens when OP aks a simple question? you niggers start spamming it with 3d wave feministic rethoric

No one has claimed to hate women here, there was only a question of preference.
The only gender hatred going on here if from you, man.
We are all speaking frankly of our own sexual preferences, and offering our own viewpoints to those who ask our opinions, which you did.

Don't get mad at us because we aren't tumblr.

I agreed with everything you said so far, but seeing you mistake a noun for a verb is disgraceful. After all your speeches about women's rights, and now you show a lack of education, that our great grandmothers died to protect while on the front lines in the second world war.

Her slim, feminine penis rubbing the insides of a deluxe flashlight.

Oh god, me and you man, we get it.

Fat, skinny, fucked up face, the most important thing in a partner is to not be fucked in the head.

That hambeast went on to marry a friend of mine and made him divorce all of his friends, too.

I can't stand 3d wave feminists.
2d girls are much more subservient to my desires.
Especially after I download the 100% completed savegames. Teasing whores.

Man this Chrystal guy sure is Tsundere

3d waves are pretty cool though.

i think it's josh

oh well back into the filter it goes

It's a hard life knowing half of women are mental, Tell me about the friend though, why did he end up dating her if shes a mental hambeast?

to be frank, he was a sadsack.

At one point during their relationship, because premarital sex was against her religion, they decided to start having anal sex.
these two really did make a fantastic couple of social and literal retards.
They have a kid now, I hear.

Bitch I established this trip so I wouldn't have to TOGO everytime I wanted to shit on your daily misogyfests. Which isn't often, but today I had enough. Here's my pics from a month ago, but that's it. I don't really care to much if you believe me, because you sound like a bunch of Markov chain bots tbqh

Same. Pics related.

Not for me, Costanza. Festivus in July and it's time for the airing of grievances.
Fuck these threads, that is all.

Yeah you're an even worse hugbox. Time to end that shit right now.

Now I know you know me fucker!! That's my damn trigger! kek
Call me a goon next why don't you?

You act as if women don't also talk like this among their peers.
The amount of older women I hear drooling over male actors and acting like its somehow different than when men do it is mind boggling.

humans like sex, that's all there is to it, and we also each have our own personal preferences,
I for one, like fat chicks
stop trying to separate people, chrystal.

We dont need proof youre a woman bitchboy,
We want arguments for any of your points (if youre even making them) Do you also go to AA meetings just to tell how great alcohol is? Do you go to libraries just to tell everyone there movies are better? Do you go to Amsterdam, to tell every single coffeeshop owner (if you even fit in one if their café's) that they should be selling cauliflower instead of pot? If you dont like it here bugger off fam we're just talking about preferences here go spam some other thread

If you have any pictures that would make my day dude, I hope they see issue in their ways before the kid can actually remember anything

Yes they are. Nurbs, splines or polygons, it doesn't matter - give me that sim-crash.

You didn't even show tits. Failure.
Just a slightly overweight man wearing lip gloss.

It has already been established, the one you are talking to is a male jew.

Also, if you prefer fatsos, you are mentally ill.

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5 o'clock shadow.
Abandon ship.

samefag

sorry, man, this was back straight out of highschool I don't have any pics.

I remember one day when she was still stalking me after I rejected her, she apparently heard me talking about how her constantly appearing and interfering with my other (attempted) relationships was making me uncomfortable.
I got home and there was a note on my bed talking about how my words had hurt her.

And everyone in my house laughed because she had apparently been crying when she dropped it off.
It was origamid to a little frog and left on my bed…

Prefer is a strong word, I guess I just don't consider it to be detrimental if;
1.)they look good otherwise
2.)arent disgustingly obese
3.)titties.

Thats pretty cringy dude but, don't you feel kinda bad? I know I felt horrible when I broke off with the inuit no matter how much of an overreactive little shit she was. Like she would do the nicest and cutest stuff one day and would (literally) call my grandmother a terrorist the other because she didnt know the difference between radical Islam and Buddhism
If you want other stories about her feel free to ask, ive got tons of how bad she was at times

Yeah i felt bad. but I gave her a shot and it didnt work and I was up front with her.
Then she followed me around the rest of highschool butting into any other relationship I tried to start and making me look cringey as fuck.
This was annoying, so I told my friends I didn't like how she was stalking me and she took it hard.
it sucks, but she wasn't mentally right in the head, it's not like I did it on purpose.

wait what, she couldn't tell the difference between radical islam and Buddhism?
I gotta hear more of this.

She has some of Keks features, dunno the eyes and lips, 10/10 would bang and brag about it!

You guys are actually pretty tender hearted. Good show! ♥️♥️❤️♥️💖

Thanks.
We aren't all mindless sexist idiots, we're just regular dudes.

Yeah I know I was just trying out my pasta. It didn't fly too long though.

You used me, chrystal, I don't think I can look past this.
we should see other people.

Ill tell you 2 stories since im going out so ill make the best of it

>Yeah but I want to become a doctor (she barely finished high school and is failing most college classes) so Ill make enough money for us both
>Well yenno I have my life aswell
>yeah like joining ISIS?

test

Kek ♥️

Yeah it froze up for a bit. I can see you now though. Seems alright.

Youre a master at baiting dude
But its still frozen I think

Hmmm. I dunno.

OP pls respond. Does it work now?

Ye it works now I think

Noice! Sorry for the prank OP. I couldn't resist! ♥️❤️♥️

So if youre an actual girl please tell me why girls have such double standards? I personally dont mind since I hang out with people who dont but when it comes to dating new people I have to go out and face the fact that women have much higher standards despite telling men how they dont

I'm a damn social anxious degenerate, user. I couldn't give you good advice or insight if my life depended on it.

Girls be trippin' is the best I can do.

Fair enough, Im a socially awkward person as well when it comes to dealing outside of my ussual group seeing how everyone I interact with these days is either a pothead or some artsy fartsy hipster
But you know americanism has ruined these groups as well

I really don't know. I only had a couple of hookups from online dating, one night only deals.

It seems a lot of people struggle with it, though. It's not just us. I can be a great smartass online but in the real world I'm pretty meek.

You and the other user sounded kind hearted though. Even though it didn't work out you had some remorse, even though you didn't really owe anyone that.

Seems like a plu to me tbh. ♥️❤️

*like a plus 💋

Dissapointing, I thought you were going to say plumber
But in all seriousness even the shy meek girls act bitchy ussually. I like to think the chubby ones are less normalfag-ish but they are just the worst most of the time
Good to see there are girls like you out there though chrystal, don't you feel compelled to become a normalfag aswell though? It must be way harder for women than for men

Stop eating so much then you fat cunt. Literally stop putting so much food in your face. I did that and lost 16 kg. Stop being a gluttonous cunt. I have almost no self control but I still managed to do it. If I can you can.

7/10 times self defense mechanism. Or autism.
Extra defensive, pissed at the world IMO

I couldn't be a normalfag. And being socially withdrawn lifts the pressure to be.

Calm down maniac I was mostly full of shit, mixed with some truth though.

Do you act bitchy out of self defense?
What I cant seem to understand is why do BOTH genders bitch and moan about not being able to get a girl and when being and ultra defensive cuck
Like there's this kid in my class who is alot like me, difference is is that hes a bit of a kissless virgin and im an 8/10 virgin. So whenever I try to hang out with him he just tells me to fuck off, and then goes on to bitch and moan on social media about how much of a lonely loser he is

They'll only be a danger if they have feminine penises.

I try no to, and if I notice myself doing it I knock it off.

I think both genders do this because it's natural to vent about frustrations. Men complain about women and vice versa. It can be very hard for a lot of people to break out of a rut and put in the effort to meet and risk rejection. After a while you can build up a thicker skin. But it can still hurt.

Effort is hard, kek. So many just want to vent without putting in the work to make things better. And that's fine for the moment but getting trapped and too comfy in that mindset makes many anti social, and feel very negatively about being drawn out of it. 😐☹️☹️💔

Traps are master race, no doubt user! We had a good run.
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I'm already kind of dating a pretty landwhale with ginormous boobs.

Landwhale, more to love.

Bad.
What you should have said was:
"Yeah I'm gonna join ISIS so I can put women like you in their place."

On the left, her teeth can be fixed. Post an image where's she's not smiling

To OP, do you mean dating or marrying? Dating is meaningless.

I need more of the skinny bitch

Friendly reminder

Friendly reminder

seconded

Listen up nigger:

* Stop eating so goddamn much. It's hard, but not as hard as looking at your fat fucking body in the mirror when you wake up. Count your fucking calories and you WILL lose weight.
* Hit the gym. Go to /fit/ and read the fucking sticky. Or run, or do bodyweight exercises. Swimming works if you're so fat your joints are shit. Just get exercising.

As for your butterface, you really don't need a good face to get a guy as long as you have a good body and an ok personality.

ty bby, good advice 💗💗❤️💗♥️💗❤️❤️💗♥️💗💗❤️💋💋💋

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Pretty landwhales can hit the gym. Butterfaces need facelift surgeries

Actually objection
Only the bottom of society cares more about body than about face
Examples;
Trailer trash
niggers
wiggers
polaks
degenerates (you)
Slavs
Americans (you)
Mexicans
South americans
chavs

Dating is the same as marrying if its forever, I just used it because I dont really think of marriage quickly, and read the thread a bit more it says that nothing substantial can be changed (I.E change hair but cant change body weight, can get more tan but cant fix fucked up face)

Kek

Its called google grandpa

I found this picture of you chrystal! You really should stop eating so much doritos

Delete this!!

i dunno, that seems something you would actually want to advertise on a site like this

Ye chrystal we all want to see more

True. But only effeminate beta cucks care about the face more than the body.

Real men care about both. Enjoy your landwhale faggot, meanwhile, I will be fucking pretty girls that actually weigh LESS than I do.

Yeah, yeah :^) Have some porn.
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If you bitchboys could stop using the word real men that would be greatly appreciated ~ the world

There's no such thing as a real man user
and even if a real man as you put it isnt getting anything anymore since the 50s
I mean just look at strict muslims, theyre the epitome of masculinity and power over women but noone wants those mudmen

Shit tier porn 0/10 shame on you chrystal

OP you went from sincere to troll pretty quick. No I don't mean your porn critique, it's you talking to other anons
Nigger you lost your damn mind! How are these ones though?

Apologies OP, you were actually saying the opposite. I agree. Anons, yes you are competing all the time in life but don't get caught up too much in the bitchboy, Alpha Beta stuff. There's more to it than that, honestly. OP is right on this.

You don't need to settle, but obsessing about "rank" will do you no favors.
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Op, do you like girls who eat cum? ❤️👄👄💦💋💦💦👄💦💦

Im not a cuck so no sorry another mans cum isnt exactly arousing, thx though!
Im also giving up dating for now, tried to get with the shy meek girl personality today by letting her know I dont care about her flaws n shiet, acted bitchy as fuck the moment she felt comfortable with me. Noped the fuck out of there

That's supposed to be your cum!!! Do you not like to see Vicks either?

Fuck that stupid bitch. Take a break and try again, OP. You're a good man.
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You best be being ironical!!! You just chided the other anons for "bitch boy"

Bruh… have you ever seen strict muslims IRL? Did you know that a REAL, STRICT muslim man goes and literally weeps like a little bitch while reading the Quran to show how much he loves Allah? Is that manly? Would chicks dig that? I've lived and worked in the UAE for a good part of my life and I can tell you they are whiny mama's boys who put the pussy on the pedestal and buy girl's with daddy's money.

They are only strict and controlling towards women because they know that a woman wouldn't want to hang out with a jealous beta faggot like them by choice, so they resort to controlling them and treating them like slaves and use their religion as justification.

Regarding non-muslim (ie, western) women, they also know they can't do shit to attract them so they throw shitloads of money at them to try and buy them. My ex used to laugh hilariously when she came back from the beach telling me how each time some Arab dude would actually GIVE HER a golden Iphone or some other shit just so she can go out with him.

That's what he said, you misread as I did.
You lose. Grow up.

Thanks dude, it means alot to me for someone to comment goodly on my real personality
I may seem picky but its more that every girl these days is either the same or met here on Holla Forums
God forbid id ever date one of you degenerates XoXo

What's up with you guys hating kinky shit lately?

Just fuck a fat bitch.

No, you are not above fucking a fat bitch.

Mmhmm.

I hear you OP. Anons who post on Holla Forums are the worst. My kind of people. "Wouldn't want to join a club who would have me as a member," etc.
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It's just a Holla Forums buzzword, about two years stale at this point.

May I drink your cum out of the condom, user?

You guys are slow to respond. I got a lot of cumshot porn to dump ITT and the PPH should be higher overall.

Speak your mind.

Pls respond OP
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I was just passing by, Holla Forums is already dead tbqh fam.

So how do I find actually alternative girls? I dont want shitty hipster cucks or annoying Im not like the rest cuz I like nirvana girls
More the kind of girl that would listen to reggae without quoting marley or the kind of girl that could listen to psychedelic music without acting like shes tripping

Putin user!!!

I'm glad you stopped by! I'm hitting manic phase right about now, the shitposts are about to hit the you, fam!!
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My favourite kind, concerts, duh.

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I honestly don't know, OP. Meet people who know people who know people. Get out and mix it up. Get fucked up enough that you don't care.

Practice makes perfect. Also be attractive and rich :^)

Oh fuck! Watch out Holla Forums!

How you been bb?

Really? Honest question, I thought there was almost always a good mix. Who do you go to see?

im pretty tight on money right now (thx college) but I have no Idea if im attractive or not
I like to think im a pretty atractive guy but no way of showing it I guess

Real good! I was still here of course, just as an user. How about you?
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Sun araw and other underground bands.artists ive only heard about that day, sun araw has a fair mix but his nearest concert is in antwerp (about 300km away from my house)

Bruh, go to a heavy metal concert, last time I went to see Megadeth, there were loads of goth babes (if that's your thing).

I'm sure you are! I was joking btw. But tbqh college is prime time for socializing, it'll get harder late.

Make it happen! And make a baby, that shitbis hot!!! Plant a seed, OP!

Strange. But I can see how you might run into girls there who were there to "be somewhere" rather than more invested fans.

Just keep trying, OP. I believe in you!

Nah dude I dont even like metal, imagine a room full of people jamming to this stuff when high and you can see the environment I have to work with

Im in filmmaking college so I rarely see my fellow students around when we aren't watching movies or bitching about the right ISO's

I'm fine, I've been coming here less and less though :/ been playing more vidya, watching more anime, hanging out more irl. No more time for Holla Forums lol :P

That's good, but bad for us :(
We need Russia's guidance!
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Maybe force yourself, if you have free time, out onto campus? Sorry OP, I wish I had better advice. Just keep trying when you have time, and keep your eyes open. Lots of girls want company, too, and we are often at a loss as how to find it as well.
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No campus just a 3 story grachtenpand (pic related)
Thanks for trying though, I guess its more about how I cant find the right one as opposed to I cant get girls. I get tons of interest whenever I'm out and about with girls but theyre all the same whiney mainstream lot
I actually got 2 numbers yesterday just by babysitting my nephew in the park but im not planning on keeping either just because I know they'll hate my interests (or vice versa ofcourse)

Come to Russia instead lol :P I can't guarantee guidance, but I got a guided missile ;) lmao

Oh yeah bb, can you post some more goth chicks? You asked me what my "Russian" fetish was last time, now you know XD

I'd say try someone you normally wouldn't. You might be surprised who you are compatible with. It's one thing if you have absolutely nothing in common, but if you have all the same interests I'd think that wouldn't be too great either.

If not, it's just a date.

I'll see what I have, Mr. President!
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Ill try blind dating in the future
Even though im pretty sure that'll only lead to morbidly obese, too ugly or even more annoying girls. On the other hand isnt blind dating THE way for shy girls to get dates?
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It isn't likely that someone is going to like your interests 100%, bro. Don't take it so seriously, just go on dates for fun, not expecting anything.

You'll get more experience that way and when you do find that "one in a million" who is just perfect for you then you will already be experienced enough to not spaghetti around the place. Just have fun man!

It's the way for shy everyone to date :^)

Agree with Putin. Don't overthink things and just have fun.

Also work that website. Have two or three leads at all times. Give yourself options.

Thanks for the advice guys, really I appreciate it
I guess im just too picky when it comes to personalities
Do I just have a shit self-image or is everyone this unlucky in their love-life?

Lots of people struggle, I think. I pretty alone myself, had a couple of kink hookups and that's all she wrote.

And you can still be somewhat picky, just try new things and put in effort!

Why dont you go out? There's tons of guys that would love a down to earth girl like you
Seeing how you dont go out very much you dont have half an idea how bad it is these days
Im also just going to post random pictures from now on to invoke interest

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I have social anxiety and self esteem problems like many others. I do sometimes, but mostly I stuck to myself.

I know I could, and someday I'll be ready. No worries OP, I'll get there myself one day, too.
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Good luck lone rancher of the neets
May someday you get the courage to go out and make a man feel pretty gud about himself
and make his her penis feel good
Im going out tomorrow so ill see how high I can get before I stop caring about differences between me and my date

Good luck to you too, OP! 💖❤️💖👄💋💖💦💦

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kek, I would do the one on the right.

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You faggots are beta as fuck accepting anything less than perfect.

You should only fuck a woman that you'd be willing to reproduce with, and for that, you should only ever reproduce with a woman who can produce attractive and intelligent offspring without any mental or physical defects. The goal is to have offspring better than yourself.

An unmarried person who is unable to take care of their physical shape is trash. Waste. Useless. It doesn't matter if you're a boy or a girl. You're worthless as a mate unless you maintain physical perfection.

I'd take a pudgy butterface so long as we share the same hobbies, tastes, and humor. and they're faithful

All I look for in a relationship is a best friend who's also a woman. I don't give a fuck about looks, I'm not even interested in casual sex.

That's disgusting that someone would ask that of such a nice girl. Can we be friends?

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We already are!
Buy no tits, sorry :^(

there's nothing wrong with fucking lesser specimens, the problem is in marrying one.

You want your own kids to be best possible. Wild oats grow wherever they land.

we need more and better creampies in here, or to get back on topic, butterfaces being your slaves to make up for low self esteem

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id take a butterface over a fatty anyday

Mmmm……fatty butterface

I… shouldn't be aroused by this image