Butterface vs your average american

Hudson Lopez
Hudson Lopez

Would you rather date a butterface or a pretty landwhale?
Neither can change their apearance significantly nor can they stop loving you, youre forever stuck with your choice and will have to spend the rest of your life with her
Feminine penis is optional

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Carson Kelly
Carson Kelly

I'd take the left picture than the right one.

Jace Walker
Jace Walker

if your going to make us choose between a butterface and a bbw, at least get a real butterface.
The left isn't that bad in the face.
Not amazing, but definitely not butterface material

Levi Walker
Levi Walker

Because girls can hide anything with make-up

Justin Harris
Justin Harris

Neither can change their apearance significantly
Because girls can hide anything with make-up

Pick one.

Also Dors Feline pre surgery is top level bbw, no contest between her and Flatchest Mcinbredface there.

Leo Jones
Leo Jones

Thats why I said the premiere condition user, she cant change it because she cannot use make-up, otherwise the question would be average looking thin girls vs pretty looking fat girls
Butterfaces are pretty hard to find is what I tried to say

Ayden Collins
Ayden Collins

In that case I'd choose pretty looking fat girls any day.

Then again fat isn't a turn off for me, so my opinions doesn't have much weight to it.

Jayden Diaz
Jayden Diaz

To me a girls weight is just another variable to mix and match.

Sometimes I'm looking for a redhead, sometimes short hair.
Sometimes I want a plump and busty girl to swallow my meat Rod, sometimes I want a fit girl to ride me like I was paying her.

but a busted face is just busted.

Ian Lopez
Ian Lopez

Same
pretending to be a player on the interwebz

Jaxon Jones
Jaxon Jones

left is still qt tbh

Isaac Robinson
Isaac Robinson

Femanon here. I'm a fat butterface. Wat do?

Eli Garcia
Eli Garcia

hit the gym

Nolan Gomez
Nolan Gomez

Hit the gym
I can't. I don't know how.

And what about my face tho? I'm firmly in my mid twenties. How am I going to get married?

You guys seriously don't understand.

And can you knock it off with the rate threads, why are women literally shit threads, etc. as nauseum. Shit is old and drives off new users with it's off putting and impotent rage.

/r9k/index.html

Joseph Perez
Joseph Perez

firmly in my mid twenties

femanon confirmed for 27 years old

timestamped dick or gtfo

Jackson Hernandez
Jackson Hernandez

No I think I'll stay bepenised one, you're cancerous and fucking up this board.

The femanons are taking up trips and making themselves known. I'm just a pleb scout. But when the pretty ones get here you sad sacks will dance like there's no tomorrow.

Beggars can't be choosers, Holla Forums. Tamper down the woman hate a bit. A storm is coming.

Hunter Edwards
Hunter Edwards

Hi,

I use picsearch too, with the filters turned off when my parents go out.
If i want a red head, that b**ch is be on my screen and she doesn't complain lol
If I fancy me some which is naked I search for that.
Vary is the slice of life!

Levi Campbell
Levi Campbell

kill you're self

Liam Foster
Liam Foster

Your right, I didn't mention I meant these were my preferences in Pornography.
Though the point still stands, some days I want a fat chick, some time I want a skinny blonde.

Jace Anderson
Jace Anderson

How bad a butterface, and how good is the body attached to it?

Luis Gomez
Luis Gomez

You are literally an autist and a phaggot if you honestly think this butterface vs fat girl thread isn't both boring and generally off putting. You took your very limited life experiences and vomited up this cliche, assblasted bile of a copypasta in a total shitfit of Reeee!

You would be happy for each and every man here to give up before even daring to try. You hate every faggot in this thread, you hate women and you hate yourself.

This is the actual worthless and empty sustenance that feeds nutjob feminists.
Real fucking bad user, pls help 😭😭

Nicholas Mitchell
Nicholas Mitchell

A sad reminder that women will never be funny or witty. Humour only coming from external observations of their attempts to be a real person and failing.

Writing in the style of a cosmopolitan article about the brave reportette trying on a new pair of fat concealing reinforced underwear or timmel's latest eye paint, is not wit.

"Stepping boldly forth, I almost tripped as the thickly lined gusset accellerated up my thighs. The penis of a black man I'd met twenty minutes before in a nightclub is what they were hoping to greet, not a dodge of neoprene and cleverly stitched seams!".
Followed by the whole paragraph being printed in giant bold letters directly below, to showcase the marvel that is female humour.

To lose weight, eat less, eat healthy food not chcolates,and cakes, exercise until you sweat, every day.

Aaron Smith
Aaron Smith

hey first thing is if you have a butterface, chill with the overbearing personality.
Learn to flow with the culture of wherever you are and add your personal charm to it.
Right now you are attempting to override the culture with your own personality.
This is really grating and puts people off in a space they would otherwise feel at home in.
couple this with a butterface and no one is gonna wanna be around you.

second, like what is the ratio here, 10 body /2 face?
5 body/5face?
Gotta give me something to go on.

Alexander Young
Alexander Young

Yum!
I was joking user I'm hot af! 💋♥️❤️💋💋👄💋♥️❤️

Kayden Anderson
Kayden Anderson

You two should totally fuck.

Jackson Perez
Jackson Perez

Oh! you got me, you fucker.

Ryder Perry
Ryder Perry

I don't mind.
Due to the low resources involved in the impregnation process, my concern is whether the vessel can safely carry my seed for long enough that the offspring will be expulsed in a viable condition.

How does burger king and a game of cards sound?

Caleb Reyes
Caleb Reyes

Preach. Gimmie the D and fuck some manners into me, user.
Heheh. 💋♥️👄❤️💋👄♥️♥️

Jonathan Cook
Jonathan Cook

I can't. I don't know how.

Oh my fucking god

Then don't and stay ugly for the rest of your life. For your information most "good looking" people have a far from perfect face but a perfect body, that's how it works.

Brayden Cruz
Brayden Cruz

Like a shit date, but that's OK I'm easy. Drop dox and I'll look you up. ❤️💋♥️💖❤️👄👄❤️🌹💗👄❤️💋💦💦💦

Caleb Robinson
Caleb Robinson

(✅✅✅)
Trips don't lie. But neither do tripfags.

I seriously don't know how. I just want to feel that no matter what I can end up with a man who will take good care of me. Is that really too much to ask?

Jeremiah White
Jeremiah White

Lol, I'm actually a beautiful and elegant young woman, wearing a brown tarpaulin dress.

If you are still interested, meet me at 22 Bleachford Drive, Sterling Heights, Detroit, Michigan at half past three in the afternoon on Sunday.

Asher Wright
Asher Wright

Men aren't as picky as you'd think.
Suck dick and don't be a complete social retard and they'll have no reason to leave you.

Thats not to say you can't ruin it by being to picky with them, however.

Mason Baker
Mason Baker

ofputting to new users
thats a bad thing
Why dont you and youre ugly face go back to mcdonalds, there's no reason for you to be complaining if YOU chose this website over reddit, where every beta no-neck will whiteknight your at ass

Love, OP

Jacob Cooper
Jacob Cooper

Sounds like a setup. No thnx.
Men are picky af and this thread proves it. You always bat way out of your league and can't even be a good provider anymore. This isn't your fault mostly it's just the modern economic reality.

Humble thyself user, and take good care of your gf or wife. She's a lot of work but she'll pay off in the end.

James Kelly
James Kelly

Exactly!
Like I told her (him) earlier
"Learn to flow with the culture of wherever you are and add your personal charm to it.
Right now you are attempting to override the culture with your own personality.
This is really grating and puts people off in a space they would otherwise feel at home in."

Basically Chrystal, you gotta go with the flow, if this place is too sexist or whatever the fuckist for you, then you might try another site.
but if you wanna stick around, you have to fall into our own little imageboard style mold.
you can usually assimilate better by viewing more posts and posting less.

Carson Howard
Carson Howard

nah, man it's not like that at all.
This is a preference thread, not a "do not want" thread.
It's like asking me if i want pizza or hamburgers then calling me picky when I want Pizza.

I'm not about to say no to a burger, I don't dislike burgers, I love burgers.

Jace Fisher
Jace Fisher

Yesterday, I watched a girl eat the little spiders that had fallen into her hummus in the park. She took them out with her fingers,,hesitated of where to wipe them, then just put them in her mouth stating "I'm just going to eat them".

Despite her behaviour being reminiscent of dracula's assistant - given the chance I would still stick something in her.

Adrian Phillips
Adrian Phillips

Cocks aren't worth shit as all you guys know. If you didn't you wouldn't be here.

Little do you realize that to us pleb grils, our tits aren't much better. Any man worth having had a decent choice far above us. Sure they have to put in actual effort, but I'd rather just shitpost here than fend off thirsty scrubs who would just as soon fuck anything.

The whole point is diversifying and growing the userbase . It doesn't matter who the user is. If you spastics could rub one out beforehand you could make a decent thread.

All menanons need to GTFO. Tired of your never ending shit. 😝😜

Easton Sanders
Easton Sanders

listen to this user chrystal, men aren't picky about aesthetics at all, they are incredibly offput by some character traits however, which is why no man wants youre female take on the reddit beta virgin play

Evan Long
Evan Long

I want pizza
/librechan/

Austin Smith
Austin Smith

Femanon here, I agree.
My recommendation is to find a nice Hispanic woman with curves, she'll give you a peaceful and stress free life, beautiful blonde haired children, and you'll always be able to trust her, especially when it comes to not sleeping around.

Wyatt Reed
Wyatt Reed

I once had a girl crushin' on me hardcore.
She was as wide as she was tall, and she was redheaded, but not the kind guys like… the other kind, you know the type.
She was an irrevocable hambeast, and she wanted me like no tommorow.
Still I wasn't shallow, and Id ecided to hang with her and see if things woul work out.

Then she saw a not-even-full moon one day and howled at it in broad daylight.
I just noped right the fuck out of there.

Zachary Richardson
Zachary Richardson

What europe needs is diversity. In division there is strength.
Divide and diversify.

Gavin Torres
Gavin Torres

What's your fucking point chrystal? That a sarcastic humerous community should change their sense of humour and shitposting just so women feel more welcome? Whats stopping them from going to other websites?
You guys are both just butthurt because your fat ass is too lazy to go to the gym

Lucas Hernandez
Lucas Hernandez

"The very act of a woman having sex is breaking social taboo." - M00t

You really don't get exactly how women are judged for everything they do. I'm not saying men don't have it tough. They do.

I forgot where I was going with this. Thanks OP I'm even more confused now. I'm just gonna lurk, rub one out and cry. Another Saturday mourning on Holla Forums.
😭😭😭😭💔💔😭💔💔😭😭😭💔😭😭

Nolan James
Nolan James

I have a girl already, thank you.
I treat her fine, and am the breadwinner in the relationship.
She treats me great, too, though she is a little odd socially sometimes.

William Garcia
William Garcia

m00t
Ah, there's your problem, that guy's a faggot.

Chase Wilson
Chase Wilson

You can't rub one out, women don't have a sex drive - only a list for status and accumulation of someone else's wealth.

Might as well do it on cam, then at least you are fulfilling your biological needs.

Josiah Evans
Josiah Evans

I'm sure he can rub one out just fine.
It just helps to get called a lady first.

Thomas Morris
Thomas Morris

Can I have both?
With penises?
So they can spitroast me every night?

Tyler Sanchez
Tyler Sanchez

Fuck Islam. I'll catch an honor killing.
You are all fags following the "pretend to hate women" protocol. I know at least half of you are tired of it and would rather talk naturally about sexdolls, love and your frustrations.

You might even resemble a human being if you practice enough.
She gets it.

Easton Green
Easton Green

Has she given you any children yet?
We, my wife and I, are on our fifth now. We have one of every colour lol! My wife says it is because her grandparents were mixed.

Aaron Adams
Aaron Adams

Well God bless you user, but count your blessings. Many aren't so lucky.

Logan Jackson
Logan Jackson

Got a good one aswell
be me
Pretty bored so download dating app
See 6/10 girl liking all my pictures wanting me harder than diamond
Have a pretty good convo with her so we decide to meet up
things are going great for about a few weeks
She keeps saying ye im pretty much a native even though shes like 1/25 inuit
Made a joke about her ancestors selling land for shiny beads
fucking loses it
Ruins my entire social life
pretty much have to move towns now
Oh man how I can get women wrong

m00t
There's youre problem fam

So what if we want to shitpost about hating women, its fun!
Lots of people make threads with the intention of talking about more interesting stuff but you see what happens when OP aks a simple question? you niggers start spamming it with 3d wave feministic rethoric

Jordan Reed
Jordan Reed

No one has claimed to hate women here, there was only a question of preference.
The only gender hatred going on here if from you, man.
We are all speaking frankly of our own sexual preferences, and offering our own viewpoints to those who ask our opinions, which you did.

Don't get mad at us because we aren't tumblr.

Cooper Martin
Cooper Martin

I agreed with everything you said so far, but seeing you mistake a noun for a verb is disgraceful. After all your speeches about women's rights, and now you show a lack of education, that our great grandmothers died to protect while on the front lines in the second world war.

Her slim, feminine penis rubbing the insides of a deluxe flashlight.

Charles Sanders
Charles Sanders

Oh god, me and you man, we get it.

Fat, skinny, fucked up face, the most important thing in a partner is to not be fucked in the head.

That hambeast went on to marry a friend of mine and made him divorce all of his friends, too.

Jack Diaz
Jack Diaz

I can't stand 3d wave feminists.
2d girls are much more subservient to my desires.
Especially after I download the 100% completed savegames. Teasing whores.

Christopher Mitchell
Christopher Mitchell

Man this Chrystal guy sure is Tsundere

Lucas Foster
Lucas Foster

3d waves are pretty cool though.

Ayden Carter
Ayden Carter

i think it's josh

oh well back into the filter it goes

Hudson Perez
Hudson Perez

It's a hard life knowing half of women are mental, Tell me about the friend though, why did he end up dating her if shes a mental hambeast?

Nolan Perry
Nolan Perry

to be frank, he was a sadsack.

At one point during their relationship, because premarital sex was against her religion, they decided to start having anal sex.
these two really did make a fantastic couple of social and literal retards.
They have a kid now, I hear.

Gavin Taylor
Gavin Taylor

Bitch I established this trip so I wouldn't have to TOGO everytime I wanted to shit on your daily misogyfests. Which isn't often, but today I had enough. Here's my pics from a month ago, but that's it. I don't really care to much if you believe me, because you sound like a bunch of Markov chain bots tbqh
Same. Pics related.
It's fun!
Not for me, Costanza. Festivus in July and it's time for the airing of grievances.
Fuck these threads, that is all.
We aren't tumblr
Yeah you're an even worse hugbox. Time to end that shit right now.

Michael Garcia
Michael Garcia

Now I know you know me fucker!! That's my damn trigger! kek
Call me a goon next why don't you?

Luke Ross
Luke Ross

You act as if women don't also talk like this among their peers.
The amount of older women I hear drooling over male actors and acting like its somehow different than when men do it is mind boggling.

humans like sex, that's all there is to it, and we also each have our own personal preferences,
I for one, like fat chicks
stop trying to separate people, chrystal.

Dominic Rodriguez
Dominic Rodriguez

We dont need proof youre a woman bitchboy,
We want arguments for any of your points (if youre even making them) Do you also go to AA meetings just to tell how great alcohol is? Do you go to libraries just to tell everyone there movies are better? Do you go to Amsterdam, to tell every single coffeeshop owner (if you even fit in one if their café's) that they should be selling cauliflower instead of pot? If you dont like it here bugger off fam we're just talking about preferences here go spam some other thread

If you have any pictures that would make my day dude, I hope they see issue in their ways before the kid can actually remember anything

Isaac Hill
Isaac Hill

Yes they are. Nurbs, splines or polygons, it doesn't matter - give me that sim-crash.

You didn't even show tits. Failure.
Just a slightly overweight man wearing lip gloss.

Elijah Moore
Elijah Moore

It has already been established, the one you are talking to is a male jew.

Also, if you prefer fatsos, you are mentally ill.

Levi Edwards
Levi Edwards

5 o'clock shadow.
Abandon ship.

Carter James
Carter James

samefag

David Cooper
David Cooper

sorry, man, this was back straight out of highschool I don't have any pics.

I remember one day when she was still stalking me after I rejected her, she apparently heard me talking about how her constantly appearing and interfering with my other (attempted) relationships was making me uncomfortable.
I got home and there was a note on my bed talking about how my words had hurt her.

And everyone in my house laughed because she had apparently been crying when she dropped it off.
It was origamid to a little frog and left on my bed…

Jack Price
Jack Price

Prefer is a strong word, I guess I just don't consider it to be detrimental if;
1.)they look good otherwise
2.)arent disgustingly obese
3.)titties.

Parker Williams
Parker Williams

Thats pretty cringy dude but, don't you feel kinda bad? I know I felt horrible when I broke off with the inuit no matter how much of an overreactive little shit she was. Like she would do the nicest and cutest stuff one day and would (literally) call my grandmother a terrorist the other because she didnt know the difference between radical Islam and Buddhism
If you want other stories about her feel free to ask, ive got tons of how bad she was at times

Christian Stewart
Christian Stewart

Yeah i felt bad. but I gave her a shot and it didnt work and I was up front with her.
Then she followed me around the rest of highschool butting into any other relationship I tried to start and making me look cringey as fuck.
This was annoying, so I told my friends I didn't like how she was stalking me and she took it hard.
it sucks, but she wasn't mentally right in the head, it's not like I did it on purpose.

wait what, she couldn't tell the difference between radical islam and Buddhism?
I gotta hear more of this.

Carter Harris
Carter Harris

She has some of Keks features, dunno the eyes and lips, 10/10 would bang and brag about it!

Ryan Sanchez
Ryan Sanchez

You guys are actually pretty tender hearted. Good show! ♥️♥️❤️♥️💖

Hudson Wood
Hudson Wood

Thanks.
We aren't all mindless sexist idiots, we're just regular dudes.

Hudson Parker
Hudson Parker

Yeah I know I was just trying out my pasta. It didn't fly too long though.

Colton Nguyen
Colton Nguyen

You used me, chrystal, I don't think I can look past this.
we should see other people.

Christopher Parker
Christopher Parker

Ill tell you 2 stories since im going out so ill make the best of it

So im talking to her about religion and stuff when high
she becomes an asshole when high (didnt know this yet)
I ask her if shes okay with me being an atheist and her being a christian (?) I think I kinda forgot by now
she asks If I dont believe in anything at all
I tell her I try to stick to buddhist practices (pacifism, meditation etc) as an honor to my grandmother
she asks if I support ISIS then
I ask her what the fuck is wrong with her
tells me I support a religion that beheads gays and women and is a danger to society
I try to explain what islam is to her
she wont hear anything about it
I obviously get quite angered after a while
tell her shes literally retarded
she gets madder than a bull
starts yelling
I just ignore her and leave her house
turns out she asked her dad after a while and he schooled her big time and even got mad with her aswell

2 weeks later
were back again for a week or so
Says she missed me and loves me
tells her about her future plans
I tell her what my plans are
she gets upset because her dreams arent the same
demands that if I want her ill have to conform to her dreams
I tell her shes mental for wanting me to become a house-husband when im currently making pretty good money as a film maker
Yeah but I want to become a doctor (she barely finished high school and is failing most college classes) so Ill make enough money for us both
Well yenno I have my life aswell
yeah like joining ISIS?
mfw

Xavier Rivera
Xavier Rivera

test

Caleb Myers
Caleb Myers

Kek ♥️
Yeah it froze up for a bit. I can see you now though. Seems alright.

Noah Peterson
Noah Peterson

Youre a master at baiting dude
But its still frozen I think

Nathaniel Ramirez
Nathaniel Ramirez

Hmmm. I dunno.

Ayden Morgan
Ayden Morgan

OP pls respond. Does it work now?

Jacob Hernandez
Jacob Hernandez

Ye it works now I think

Juan Lewis
Juan Lewis

Noice! Sorry for the prank OP. I couldn't resist! ♥️❤️♥️

Xavier Peterson
Xavier Peterson

So if youre an actual girl please tell me why girls have such double standards? I personally dont mind since I hang out with people who dont but when it comes to dating new people I have to go out and face the fact that women have much higher standards despite telling men how they dont

Eli Lee
Eli Lee

I'm a damn social anxious degenerate, user. I couldn't give you good advice or insight if my life depended on it.

Girls be trippin' is the best I can do.

Tyler Evans
Tyler Evans

Fair enough, Im a socially awkward person as well when it comes to dealing outside of my ussual group seeing how everyone I interact with these days is either a pothead or some artsy fartsy hipster
But you know americanism has ruined these groups as well

Julian Kelly
Julian Kelly

I really don't know. I only had a couple of hookups from online dating, one night only deals.

It seems a lot of people struggle with it, though. It's not just us. I can be a great smartass online but in the real world I'm pretty meek.

You and the other user sounded kind hearted though. Even though it didn't work out you had some remorse, even though you didn't really owe anyone that.

Seems like a plu to me tbh. ♥️❤️

Joseph Sanders
Joseph Sanders

*like a plus 💋

Jonathan Foster
Jonathan Foster

Dissapointing, I thought you were going to say plumber
But in all seriousness even the shy meek girls act bitchy ussually. I like to think the chubby ones are less normalfag-ish but they are just the worst most of the time
Good to see there are girls like you out there though chrystal, don't you feel compelled to become a normalfag aswell though? It must be way harder for women than for men

Dominic Murphy
Dominic Murphy

Stop eating so much then you fat cunt. Literally stop putting so much food in your face. I did that and lost 16 kg. Stop being a gluttonous cunt. I have almost no self control but I still managed to do it. If I can you can.

Kayden Parker
Kayden Parker

even the shy meek girls act bitchy
7/10 times self defense mechanism. Or autism.
chubby ones are just the worst usually
Extra defensive, pissed at the world IMO

I couldn't be a normalfag. And being socially withdrawn lifts the pressure to be.
Calm down maniac I was mostly full of shit, mixed with some truth though.

Charles Bennett
Charles Bennett

Do you act bitchy out of self defense?
What I cant seem to understand is why do BOTH genders bitch and moan about not being able to get a girl and when being and ultra defensive cuck
Like there's this kid in my class who is alot like me, difference is is that hes a bit of a kissless virgin and im an 8/10 virgin. So whenever I try to hang out with him he just tells me to fuck off, and then goes on to bitch and moan on social media about how much of a lonely loser he is

David Clark
David Clark

They'll only be a danger if they have feminine penises.

Brayden Phillips
Brayden Phillips

Do you act bitchy out of self defense?
I try no to, and if I notice myself doing it I knock it off.

I think both genders do this because it's natural to vent about frustrations. Men complain about women and vice versa. It can be very hard for a lot of people to break out of a rut and put in the effort to meet and risk rejection. After a while you can build up a thicker skin. But it can still hurt.

Effort is hard, kek. So many just want to vent without putting in the work to make things better. And that's fine for the moment but getting trapped and too comfy in that mindset makes many anti social, and feel very negatively about being drawn out of it. 😐☹️☹️💔
Traps are master race, no doubt user! We had a good run.
☹️☹️😭😭😭💔

Kayden Cruz
Kayden Cruz

I'm already kind of dating a pretty landwhale with ginormous boobs.

Juan Rogers
Juan Rogers

Landwhale, more to love.

Christopher Long
Christopher Long

Bad.
What you should have said was:
"Yeah I'm gonna join ISIS so I can put women like you in their place."

Adrian Walker
Adrian Walker

On the left, her teeth can be fixed. Post an image where's she's not smiling

To OP, do you mean dating or marrying? Dating is meaningless.

Christopher Sullivan
Christopher Sullivan

I need more of the skinny bitch

Levi Robinson
Levi Robinson

Friendly reminder

Evan Williams
Evan Williams

Friendly reminder

Parker Jones
Parker Jones

seconded

Adrian Richardson
Adrian Richardson

Listen up nigger:

* Stop eating so goddamn much. It's hard, but not as hard as looking at your fat fucking body in the mirror when you wake up. Count your fucking calories and you WILL lose weight.
* Hit the gym. Go to /fit/ and read the fucking sticky. Or run, or do bodyweight exercises. Swimming works if you're so fat your joints are shit. Just get exercising.

As for your butterface, you really don't need a good face to get a guy as long as you have a good body and an ok personality.

Eli Foster
Eli Foster

ty bby, good advice 💗💗❤️💗♥️💗❤️❤️💗♥️💗💗❤️💋💋💋

Kayden Foster
Kayden Foster

LOLITEEN MORE MORE
HERE b8
hollaforums.com/thread/9908744/video-games
hollaforums.com/thread/5927485/miscellaneous
desuarchive.org/a/thread/500956/
hollaforums.com/thread/1132293/anime

Angel Clark
Angel Clark

Pretty landwhales can hit the gym. Butterfaces need facelift surgeries

Jayden Rodriguez
Jayden Rodriguez

Actually objection
Only the bottom of society cares more about body than about face
Examples;
Trailer trash
niggers
wiggers
polaks
degenerates (you)
Slavs
Americans (you)
Mexicans
South americans
chavs

Ethan Diaz
Ethan Diaz

Dating is the same as marrying if its forever, I just used it because I dont really think of marriage quickly, and read the thread a bit more it says that nothing substantial can be changed (I.E change hair but cant change body weight, can get more tan but cant fix fucked up face)

Kek

Its called google grandpa

I found this picture of you chrystal! You really should stop eating so much doritos

Michael Hughes
Michael Hughes

Delete this!!

Carter Nguyen
Carter Nguyen

i dunno, that seems something you would actually want to advertise on a site like this

Easton Watson
Easton Watson

Ye chrystal we all want to see more

Chase Moore
Chase Moore

Only the bottom of society cares more about body than about face

True. But only effeminate beta cucks care about the face more than the body.

Real men care about both. Enjoy your landwhale faggot, meanwhile, I will be fucking pretty girls that actually weigh LESS than I do.

Levi Gomez
Levi Gomez

Yeah, yeah :^) Have some porn.
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Leo Garcia
Leo Garcia

If you bitchboys could stop using the word real men that would be greatly appreciated ~ the world

There's no such thing as a real man user
and even if a real man as you put it isnt getting anything anymore since the 50s
I mean just look at strict muslims, theyre the epitome of masculinity and power over women but noone wants those mudmen

Shit tier porn 0/10 shame on you chrystal

Jeremiah Jackson
Jeremiah Jackson

OP you went from sincere to troll pretty quick. No I don't mean your porn critique, it's you talking to other anons
look to Islam
Nigger you lost your damn mind! How are these ones though?

Nathan Howard
Nathan Howard

Apologies OP, you were actually saying the opposite. I agree. Anons, yes you are competing all the time in life but don't get caught up too much in the bitchboy, Alpha Beta stuff. There's more to it than that, honestly. OP is right on this.

You don't need to settle, but obsessing about "rank" will do you no favors.
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Matthew Johnson
Matthew Johnson

Op, do you like girls who eat cum? ❤️👄👄💦💋💦💦👄💦💦

Ian Howard
Ian Howard

Im not a cuck so no sorry another mans cum isnt exactly arousing, thx though!
Im also giving up dating for now, tried to get with the shy meek girl personality today by letting her know I dont care about her flaws n shiet, acted bitchy as fuck the moment she felt comfortable with me. Noped the fuck out of there

Cameron James
Cameron James

Another man's cum
That's supposed to be your cum!!! Do you not like to see Vicks either?

Fuck that stupid bitch. Take a break and try again, OP. You're a good man.
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Luke Martinez
Luke Martinez

cuck
You best be being ironical!!! You just chided the other anons for "bitch boy"

Isaac Butler
Isaac Butler

strict muslims
theyre the epitome of masculinity and power over women

Bruh… have you ever seen strict muslims IRL? Did you know that a REAL, STRICT muslim man goes and literally weeps like a little bitch while reading the Quran to show how much he loves Allah? Is that manly? Would chicks dig that? I've lived and worked in the UAE for a good part of my life and I can tell you they are whiny mama's boys who put the pussy on the pedestal and buy girl's with daddy's money.

They are only strict and controlling towards women because they know that a woman wouldn't want to hang out with a jealous beta faggot like them by choice, so they resort to controlling them and treating them like slaves and use their religion as justification.

Regarding non-muslim (ie, western) women, they also know they can't do shit to attract them so they throw shitloads of money at them to try and buy them. My ex used to laugh hilariously when she came back from the beach telling me how each time some Arab dude would actually GIVE HER a golden Iphone or some other shit just so she can go out with him.

Brandon Hughes
Brandon Hughes

That's what he said, you misread as I did.
beta
You lose. Grow up.

William Roberts
William Roberts

Thanks dude, it means alot to me for someone to comment goodly on my real personality
I may seem picky but its more that every girl these days is either the same or met here on Holla Forums
God forbid id ever date one of you degenerates XoXo

Anthony Ortiz
Anthony Ortiz

degenerates
What's up with you guys hating kinky shit lately?

Lucas Scott
Lucas Scott

Just fuck a fat bitch.

No, you are not above fucking a fat bitch.

Gavin Carter
Gavin Carter

Mmhmm.

I hear you OP. Anons who post on Holla Forums are the worst. My kind of people. "Wouldn't want to join a club who would have me as a member," etc.
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Austin Reyes
Austin Reyes

It's just a /pol/ buzzword, about two years stale at this point.

May I drink your cum out of the condom, user?

Tyler Turner
Tyler Turner

You guys are slow to respond. I got a lot of cumshot porn to dump ITT and the PPH should be higher overall.

Speak your mind.

Zachary Martinez
Zachary Martinez

Pls respond OP
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Luke Rivera
Luke Rivera

I was just passing by, Holla Forums is already dead tbqh fam.

Jaxson Hill
Jaxson Hill

So how do I find actually alternative girls? I dont want shitty hipster cucks or annoying Im not like the rest cuz I like nirvana girls
More the kind of girl that would listen to reggae without quoting marley or the kind of girl that could listen to psychedelic music without acting like shes tripping

Jose Brown
Jose Brown

Putin user!!!

I'm glad you stopped by! I'm hitting manic phase right about now, the shitposts are about to hit the you, fam!!
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Jace Watson
Jace Watson

My favourite kind, concerts, duh.

Cameron Robinson
Cameron Robinson

mfw the only concerts I like going to are crowded with men or are too far away for me to pick up girls at

Angel Hall
Angel Hall

I honestly don't know, OP. Meet people who know people who know people. Get out and mix it up. Get fucked up enough that you don't care.

Practice makes perfect. Also be attractive and rich :^)

Michael Lewis
Michael Lewis

Oh fuck! Watch out Holla Forums!

How you been bb?

Tyler Cox
Tyler Cox

concerts crowded with men
Really? Honest question, I thought there was almost always a good mix. Who do you go to see?

Ayden Torres
Ayden Torres

im pretty tight on money right now (thx college) but I have no Idea if im attractive or not
I like to think im a pretty atractive guy but no way of showing it I guess

Joshua Sullivan
Joshua Sullivan

Real good! I was still here of course, just as an user. How about you?
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Zachary Adams
Zachary Adams

Sun araw and other underground bands.artists ive only heard about that day, sun araw has a fair mix but his nearest concert is in antwerp (about 300km away from my house)

Camden Nelson
Camden Nelson

Bruh, go to a heavy metal concert, last time I went to see Megadeth, there were loads of goth babes (if that's your thing).

William King
William King

I'm sure you are! I was joking btw. But tbqh college is prime time for socializing, it'll get harder late.

Make it happen! And make a baby, that shitbis hot!!! Plant a seed, OP!

Camden Howard
Camden Howard

Strange. But I can see how you might run into girls there who were there to "be somewhere" rather than more invested fans.

Just keep trying, OP. I believe in you!

Asher Young
Asher Young

Nah dude I dont even like metal, imagine a room full of people jamming to this stuff when high and you can see the environment I have to work with
Im in filmmaking college so I rarely see my fellow students around when we aren't watching movies or bitching about the right ISO's

Luke Morris
Luke Morris

I'm fine, I've been coming here less and less though :/ been playing more vidya, watching more anime, hanging out more irl. No more time for Holla Forums lol :P

Landon Brooks
Landon Brooks

That's good, but bad for us :(
We need Russia's guidance!
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Maybe force yourself, if you have free time, out onto campus? Sorry OP, I wish I had better advice. Just keep trying when you have time, and keep your eyes open. Lots of girls want company, too, and we are often at a loss as how to find it as well.
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Brayden Diaz
Brayden Diaz

No campus just a 3 story grachtenpand (pic related)
Thanks for trying though, I guess its more about how I cant find the right one as opposed to I cant get girls. I get tons of interest whenever I'm out and about with girls but theyre all the same whiney mainstream lot
I actually got 2 numbers yesterday just by babysitting my nephew in the park but im not planning on keeping either just because I know they'll hate my interests (or vice versa ofcourse)

Dominic Stewart
Dominic Stewart

Come to Russia instead lol :P I can't guarantee guidance, but I got a guided missile ;) lmao

Oh yeah bb, can you post some more goth chicks? You asked me what my "Russian" fetish was last time, now you know XD

Angel Cook
Angel Cook

I'd say try someone you normally wouldn't. You might be surprised who you are compatible with. It's one thing if you have absolutely nothing in common, but if you have all the same interests I'd think that wouldn't be too great either.

If not, it's just a date.

Connor Perry
Connor Perry

I'll see what I have, Mr. President!
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Liam Hernandez
Liam Hernandez

Ill try blind dating in the future
Even though im pretty sure that'll only lead to morbidly obese, too ugly or even more annoying girls. On the other hand isnt blind dating THE way for shy girls to get dates?
Pic related for cyka president, best I have 4u

David Rivera
David Rivera

It isn't likely that someone is going to like your interests 100%, bro. Don't take it so seriously, just go on dates for fun, not expecting anything.

You'll get more experience that way and when you do find that "one in a million" who is just perfect for you then you will already be experienced enough to not spaghetti around the place. Just have fun man!

Asher Butler
Asher Butler

It's the way for shy everyone to date :^)

Carter Howard
Carter Howard

Agree with Putin. Don't overthink things and just have fun.

Also work that website. Have two or three leads at all times. Give yourself options.

Nolan Cooper
Nolan Cooper

Thanks for the advice guys, really I appreciate it
I guess im just too picky when it comes to personalities
Do I just have a shit self-image or is everyone this unlucky in their love-life?

Joshua Jones
Joshua Jones

Lots of people struggle, I think. I pretty alone myself, had a couple of kink hookups and that's all she wrote.

And you can still be somewhat picky, just try new things and put in effort!

Colton Jones
Colton Jones

Why dont you go out? There's tons of guys that would love a down to earth girl like you
Seeing how you dont go out very much you dont have half an idea how bad it is these days
Im also just going to post random pictures from now on to invoke interest

Brandon Hill
Brandon Hill

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I have social anxiety and self esteem problems like many others. I do sometimes, but mostly I stuck to myself.

I know I could, and someday I'll be ready. No worries OP, I'll get there myself one day, too.
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Andrew Baker
Andrew Baker

Good luck lone rancher of the neets
May someday you get the courage to go out and make a man feel pretty gud about himself
and make his her penis feel good
Im going out tomorrow so ill see how high I can get before I stop caring about differences between me and my date

Levi Campbell
Levi Campbell

Good luck to you too, OP! 💖❤️💖👄💋💖💦💦

Levi Carter
Levi Carter

pearchan.jpg
kek, I would do the one on the right.

Joshua Robinson
Joshua Robinson

You faggots are beta as fuck accepting anything less than perfect.

You should only fuck a woman that you'd be willing to reproduce with, and for that, you should only ever reproduce with a woman who can produce attractive and intelligent offspring without any mental or physical defects. The goal is to have offspring better than yourself.

An unmarried person who is unable to take care of their physical shape is trash. Waste. Useless. It doesn't matter if you're a boy or a girl. You're worthless as a mate unless you maintain physical perfection.

Ethan Ross
Ethan Ross

I'd take a pudgy butterface so long as we share the same hobbies, tastes, and humor. and they're faithful

All I look for in a relationship is a best friend who's also a woman. I don't give a fuck about looks, I'm not even interested in casual sex.

Aaron Russell
Aaron Russell

Pretty sure not being picky is an alpha trait
They're not so insecure that they feel the need to reassure themselves they only date 10/10's, they go for whoever they want to go.
That said, some less skilled dudes go for only chicks that are within their league so there's no excuse not to try to aim high, but your comment was pretty beta.

Jaxson Garcia
Jaxson Garcia

landwhales
ever pretty
lmao

Leo Rogers
Leo Rogers

To lose weight, eat less, eat healthy food not chcolates,and cakes, exercise until you sweat, every day.

Exactly. No matter how much bullshit you see about there like "eat grapefruit! eat cabbage soup!!1" really, all you should do is get some exercise daily, reduce portion size, and eliminate unhealthy foods like all hydrogenated oils, weird food additives, fried foods, fast foods, and all processed/frozen foods (except frozen fruit which is fine for smoothies).

Most of all, eliminate sugar. Mostly you can do that by cutting out all those other things, because it's processed food which usually has tons of "secret sugar" added–corn syrup, corn starch, etc. But also, stop eating dessert. No candy, no cake, no soda unless you choose an occasional healthy diet soda, like one made with stevia. Tea is fine. Coffee is fine. Water is fine. Occasional juices are fine but watch it because there's sugar again, albeit fructose–fruit sugar–which isn't as bad for you as white sugar (sucrose.) Squeeze your own juices if you can though, don't do store-bought, unless it's "no sugar added." If water is too boring, add a little sugarfree flavoring, but go easy.

It is important to drink a lot of water when you're losing weight.

I find the whole fat vs. carbs. vs. protein thing a bit pointless. Keep your carbs in the veggie and fruit and occasional whole grain bread areas and you're fine. No sugary shit, don't overdo fruit juice, no white bread etc. Sprouted wheat bread is fantastic–less carbs, healthier.

Stick with moderate fat. Atkins is unhealthy, you don't need to live on butter and bacon like they are going out of style, but they aren't your enemies either. Moderation is key. Sugar is the real enemy of your metabolism and your health, not specifically fat or salt or carbs in general. Paleo diet is fine but do the plant-based version. Don't skip the plants, ever.

Just eat basics: steamed vegetables, lots of greens and salads (with low fat dressing or none–sub smashed avocado, or a couple of tablespoons of tuna salad if you want), lean meat or fish (no red meat or bacon), whole grains, fruit. Eat like a nineteenth century farm kid who miraculously owns a blender, lol. Green smoothies are fantastic for you and choking one down is helpful if you really really hate vegetables and have trouble eating enough. (I don't advocate veganism, but vegans have some fantastic vegetable recipes; think about it, they have no choice! Gourmet chefs often do cool stuff with veggies too. Learn to make light, low-cal sauces and learn about seasoning–two key elements which will help you eat more veggies.)

But yeah, the farm kid: example A, for a snack, have an apple instead of a candy bar. And then go outside and run around, climb a tree, move and sweat. Stuff like that.

And eat less. Every day.

You WILL lose a lot of weight. The hard thing is really other people. They will constantly be shoving bad food in your face. It's super annoying. Just give them the look of death and proceed on your path.

t. older femanon who just dropped 40 fucking midlife pounds and improved her life and health immensely.

p.s. Normal women are often funny. SJWs are NEVER funny because they are miserable, brainwashed bitches. Avoid at all costs. If you are a university student, especially in a liberal area, do not settle. Move somewhere normal after you graduate and date outside the poisonous college environment.

It's just hit me recently how different a lot of young women are from my generation and it's actually creepy how fucked up they are. We've let cultural marxism really mess up our society and it's going to be a lot of work turning it around, if we even can. All the more reason to be fit and healthy, though…good luck, seriously.

Samuel Ross
Samuel Ross

i got my dick wet twice today 🇹🇷

Aaron Diaz
Aaron Diaz

I call bull shit on that one. I fucked a fat mexican chick who had a boyfriend once maybe another but I'm not really sure what ethnicity she was. Sweet girl, but all women are whores.

Jason Hill
Jason Hill

using jewgle

Jose James
Jose James

show us your tits

Brayden Powell
Brayden Powell

Thread failed
d y s n o m i a BTFO

Nope

Jacob Diaz
Jacob Diaz

I don't mean tits or gtfo, I really don't care, I just want to see your tits bitch

Kevin Cooper
Kevin Cooper

Maybe if that's really you, Putin. 💓💗💞

Isaac Ross
Isaac Ross

That's disgusting that someone would ask that of such a nice girl. Can we be friends?

Wyatt Rogers
Wyatt Rogers

We already are!
Buy no tits, sorry :^(

Jace Ortiz
Jace Ortiz

there's nothing wrong with fucking lesser specimens, the problem is in marrying one.

You want your own kids to be best possible. Wild oats grow wherever they land.

Nathan Rivera
Nathan Rivera

we need more and better creampies in here, or to get back on topic, butterfaces being your slaves to make up for low self esteem

Jace Rodriguez
Jace Rodriguez

id take a butterface over a fatty anyday

Evan Myers
Evan Myers

Mmmm……fatty butterface

Isaiah Scott
Isaiah Scott

I… shouldn't be aroused by this image

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