Female police officers

The gun was a little unecessary just to get to the donut shop

thanks doc

I once was 26 and inline skating in a church parking lot, a cop car pulled up and just sat there. I decided to skate on up and look in the window. A beautiful, think black female cop rolled down the window. I asked if there was a problem, she said no I'm just doing paperwork. She smiled at me, I smiled at her. I really should have struck up a conversation but instead I just left.

granddad stop you'll hurt yourself

Kek I bet he still rollerskates at the local park

How short were your shorts?