Hello Holla Forums. I have some fascinating items to share. But first some backstory. I have used socks for masturbation years many years ago, but never got around to throwing them away or putting them in the laundry because I feared that someone may find them and ask questions. No questions.
Why socks? Because the ejaculation is no mess, they are easy to store, no need for lube. They hold up alright for reuse as well. But eventually they get really crusty and start to scrape real bad. Eventually a new sock must be used and the old one goes into the storage bin.
It has been years (I've lost count) since I have gone near the bin and I am now over this irrational fear. But before I send my dead children plastered gym socks away I might as well give them a proper farewell. This will be a tribute to both the puberty years and the fallen sperm.
Have you ever wondered what socks look like after they have been reused several times and left to sit in a box unattended for god knows how long? I have, and I have been waiting for a very long time. Well gentlemen and fellow mad scientists, here are north of 50 items. They look suprisingly okay but the stench is unreal.
**Pics in 4k
Asher Diaz
Keep that frown upside down :-)
Sebastian Stewart
Up close. I was going to just throw these away but it seems like a burning/pyre would do more justice.
Isaiah Torres
Dø you jizz coffee? Never throw these away! I want you to respect these dead never babies. Hoard them forever. Eventually contact one of those hoarder shows for the greatest episode ever.
Austin White
Dude that is disgusting. What is in the censored part in the first pic??
Jordan Richardson
Already bagged it up. Keeping this shit takes up so much room tho. Look! It fills up a garbage bag
Thomas Bennett
sick, in the bad way
Ryan Myers
You can even play with your little clones.
Jose Cook
Some obscuracam shit. Dunno.
Zachary Garcia
Op, That looks like your dildo. censored
Lucas Smith
Why you always lying op? Who's collection is this, makes me physically sick but not as sick as remembering the used tampon collection hoard. I CANT ESCAPE THE PAIN
Zachary Ortiz
CUM-SoCK PUPPETS! You are a genius!
Jaxon Reed
The fuck do you cum op? Battery acid?
Brody Price
Wear them
Lucas Lee
When put in a bag they are far less impressive.
Noah Edwards
Make tea with them.
Jaxson Scott
how dare you insinuate that I am a fraud?! The nightmare is very real.
Just the color that accumulated and dried semen naturally takes
Carson Sanders
for you homie, i will take them out of the bag to play a bit more.
John Walker
why nothing fresh?
Luke Torres
SAMEFAG DETECTD
Jonathan Perry
you will go down as a Holla Forums legend OP.
Justin Gray
Could you record the crunching sound made when you walk in them? I need to hear it for some reason.
Angel Perez
what's the censored section OP?
Anthony Thomas
burn them do your cum babies justice
Tyler Barnes
Looks like tonight's gonna be a real doozy. You should make cum sock puppets OP
Jackson Bell
tripfag is one to speak. everyone knows that Holla Forums has shit software. tor users are the same id.
sure thing boss
Brayden Nguyen
draw anime eyes on them
Gabriel Ross
Wheew lad thanks for that ahaha needs googly eyes
Hudson Sullivan
This will have to do. Baka.
Levi Allen
More cum puppets.
Hunter Sullivan
Haha nice. Kawaii cum sock puppets
Chase Sanders
I've found my first and only waifu. Whats the name of 8chans new queen?
Leo Taylor
Pretty impressive OP. Don't really have anything else to add, but props
Landon James
sock-chan (with the nipponese accent of course), or if you are a weeb use the following translation. Regardless, let me warn you now that she goes after that D like nobody's business. whew.
Luke Hall
Cum Queen Kutsushita Chan. Sounds top notch.
Hunter Roberts
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Owen Wood
Fuck this is nasty. Also do you cum battery acid op?
Jaxson Perry
Try your best to describe the scent op.
Fetid ocean water Hint of of a hot summer landfill A touch of death
Anything would help
Blake Powell
sour, maybe a hint of sweet. like milk left out of the sun but not quite, definitely rotting though… It gets into the back of your nose like wasabi and you can feel it burning in your lungs. I'm still coughing because I had a bunch of socks out on the floor, smell is strong and overpowers everything. Incredibly hard to breathe. Even getting a few extra whiffs to get a more accurate report is challenging.
Luis Russell
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Cooper Cox
Dear lord! Look at all those coffee stained socks! You should buy some bleach.
Brody Perry
lol fam
Tyler Johnson
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Ian Wood
You need to get rid of them op
Luis Watson
Do the socks taste good? I bet they would taste salty.
Easton Garcia
^this pls lick
Ryan Adams
Legit one of the best threads Holla Forums has had in months. Thank you OP.
William Price
Just wash them.
… Like six times.
Then they'll be as good as new.
Ready for a whole new adventure!
Lincoln Gonzalez
What if OP died eaten by his mutants semen sockets puppets?
Henry Scott
OMG! FUCK ME! WHAT THE FUCK!
Carter Jones
Should try cumming in that many panties, then i'll be impress.
Dylan Gray
That would prove he was a real high roller.
Panties are a lot more expensive than gym socks!
Jayden Nelson
I have a new content, it'll be out as soon as Holla Forums lets me post it.
Might be the next long term project. If I were to start over I'd be interested in something that was higher class. What would be some top tier brands?
Evan Jackson
Will you do a human chimera with semen and a egg?
Ian Nelson
Wash them
Dumb nigger.
Anthony Wilson
who dis semon demon?
Oliver Perry
R-18+ Warning
I'm back. I made the puppet a friend and produced this steamy yuri hentai for y'all to fap your hearts out. I bet this even exceeds the magnificence of the bible black english dub. Can't wait for the fan art to roll out.
Jacob Scott
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Brody Price
How the hell you don't know? Ram & Rem (ReZero kara Hajimeru)
Evan Hill
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Angel Morgan
why socks?
napkin master race here.
Thomas Ramirez
Just another day of an autistic faggot.
Charles James
but them in a boat and give them a viking funeral
Justin Fisher
This should be a banner
Kevin Cruz
Kawaii jizz sock harem OP!
Lincoln Clark
sugoi!
Jonathan Gomez
Awesome thread. Socks are best cumrags. I'd say you're supposed to throw them out after a few dozen uses and washes OP, but then we wouldn't have this post.
Ian Carter
Bumping for morbid curiosity. Quality thread nigga.
Asher Rogers
Eh. You don't REALLY need to clean until the crusting starts to scrape and make your dick bleed. Right?
Luke Campbell
Cum turns that color over time.
Brandon Adams
Ahahah, dude you're a champion. I did the same thing to my chair.
Charles Adams
I want you to wash them.
Can you get the stains out?
How horrible will it smell?
Will it completely gum up your washing machine?
How many washes will it take to clean them?
You could even take them to a laundromat. That would be fun.
William Ross
How're these?
William Harris
Here's a man after my own heart…
Isaac Ramirez
Fuck yea. I like the ones with anime eyes. Maybe add an Holla Forums logo and put in the banner thread.
Isaiah Rogers
What the heck is in your cum that stains everything like rust??? My cum is white and doesn't really stain at all.
Austin Brooks
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Jace Ward
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Thomas Turner
Damn, that's insane. You shouldn't throw them out, instead put them all into one of those donation bins, kek