My secret collection

Alexander Diaz
Alexander Diaz

Hello Holla Forums. I have some fascinating items to share. But first some backstory.
I have used socks for masturbation years many years ago, but never got around to
throwing them away or putting them in the laundry because I feared that someone
may find them and ask questions. No questions.

Why socks? Because the ejaculation is no mess, they are easy to store, no need for
lube. They hold up alright for reuse as well. But eventually they get really crusty
and start to scrape real bad. Eventually a new sock must be used and the old one
goes into the storage bin.

It has been years (I've lost count) since I have gone near the bin and I am now over
this irrational fear. But before I send my dead children plastered gym socks away I
might as well give them a proper farewell. This will be a tribute to both the puberty
years and the fallen sperm.

Have you ever wondered what socks look like after they have been reused several times
and left to sit in a box unattended for god knows how long? I have, and I have been waiting for a very long time. Well gentlemen and fellow mad scientists, here are north of 50 items. They look suprisingly okay but the stench is unreal.

**Pics in 4k

Asher Diaz
Asher Diaz

Keep that frown upside down :-)

Sebastian Stewart
Sebastian Stewart

Up close. I was going to just throw these away but it seems like a burning/pyre would do more justice.

Isaiah Torres
Isaiah Torres

Dø you jizz coffee?
Never throw these away! I want you to respect these dead never babies. Hoard them forever. Eventually contact one of those hoarder shows for the greatest episode ever.

Austin White
Austin White

Dude that is disgusting. What is in the censored part in the first pic??

Jordan Richardson
Jordan Richardson

Already bagged it up. Keeping this shit takes up so much room tho. Look! It fills up a garbage bag

Thomas Bennett
Thomas Bennett

sick, in the bad way

Ryan Myers
Ryan Myers

You can even play with your little clones.

Jose Cook
Jose Cook

Some obscuracam shit. Dunno.

Zachary Garcia
Zachary Garcia

Op, That looks like your dildo. censored

Lucas Smith
Lucas Smith

One sock censored to protect its identity
Fake timestamp

Why you always lying op? Who's collection is this, makes me physically sick but not as sick as remembering the used tampon collection hoard. I CANT ESCAPE THE PAIN

Zachary Ortiz
Zachary Ortiz

CUM-SoCK PUPPETS! You are a genius!

Jaxon Reed
Jaxon Reed

The fuck do you cum op? Battery acid?

Brody Price
Brody Price

Wear them

Lucas Lee
Lucas Lee

When put in a bag they are far less impressive.

Noah Edwards
Noah Edwards

Make tea with them.

Jaxson Scott
Jaxson Scott

how dare you insinuate that I am a fraud?! The nightmare is very real.
Just the color that accumulated and dried semen naturally takes

Carson Sanders
Carson Sanders

for you homie, i will take them out of the bag to play a bit more.

John Walker
John Walker

why nothing fresh?

Luke Torres
Luke Torres

5890019 (OP) (you)
Wear them
SAMEFAG DETECTD

Jonathan Perry
Jonathan Perry

you will go down as a Holla Forums legend OP.

Justin Gray
Justin Gray

Could you record the crunching sound made when you walk in them? I need to hear it for some reason.

Angel Perez
Angel Perez

what's the censored section OP?

Anthony Thomas
Anthony Thomas

burn them do your cum babies justice

Tyler Barnes
Tyler Barnes

Looks like tonight's gonna be a real doozy. You should make cum sock puppets OP

Jackson Bell
Jackson Bell

tripfag is one to speak. everyone knows that Holla Forums has shit software. tor users are the same id.
sure thing boss

Brayden Nguyen
Brayden Nguyen

draw anime eyes on them

Gabriel Ross
Gabriel Ross

Wheew lad thanks for that ahaha needs googly eyes

Hudson Sullivan
Hudson Sullivan

This will have to do. Baka.

Levi Allen
Levi Allen

More cum puppets.

Hunter Sullivan
Hunter Sullivan

Haha nice. Kawaii cum sock puppets

Chase Sanders
Chase Sanders

I've found my first and only waifu. Whats the name of 8chans new queen?

Leo Taylor
Leo Taylor

Pretty impressive OP. Don't really have anything else to add, but props

Landon James
Landon James

sock-chan (with the nipponese accent of course), or if you are a weeb use the following translation. Regardless, let me warn you now that she goes after that D like nobody's business. whew.

Luke Hall
Luke Hall

Cum Queen Kutsushita Chan. Sounds top notch.

Owen Wood
Owen Wood

Fuck this is nasty. Also do you cum battery acid op?

Jaxson Perry
Jaxson Perry

Try your best to describe the scent op.

Fetid ocean water
Hint of of a hot summer landfill
A touch of death

Anything would help

Blake Powell
Blake Powell

sour, maybe a hint of sweet. like milk left out of the sun but not quite, definitely rotting though… It gets into the back of your nose like wasabi and you can feel it burning in your lungs. I'm still coughing because I had a bunch of socks out on the floor, smell is strong and overpowers everything. Incredibly hard to breathe. Even getting a few extra whiffs to get a more accurate report is challenging.

Cooper Cox
Cooper Cox

Dear lord! Look at all those coffee stained socks! You should buy some bleach.

Brody Perry
Brody Perry

lol fam

Ian Wood
Ian Wood

You need to get rid of them op

Luis Watson
Luis Watson

Do the socks taste good? I bet they would taste salty.

Easton Garcia
Easton Garcia

^this pls lick

Ryan Adams
Ryan Adams

Legit one of the best threads Holla Forums has had in months. Thank you OP.

William Price
William Price

Just wash them.

… Like six times.

Then they'll be as good as new.

Ready for a whole new adventure!

Lincoln Gonzalez
Lincoln Gonzalez

What if OP died eaten by his mutants semen sockets puppets?

Henry Scott
Henry Scott

OMG!
FUCK ME!
WHAT THE FUCK!

Carter Jones
Carter Jones

Should try cumming in that many panties, then i'll be impress.

Dylan Gray
Dylan Gray

That would prove he was a real high roller.

Panties are a lot more expensive than gym socks!

Jayden Nelson
Jayden Nelson

I have a new content, it'll be out as soon as Holla Forums lets me post it.
Might be the next long term project. If I were to start over I'd be interested in something that was higher class. What would be some top tier brands?

Evan Jackson
Evan Jackson

Will you do a human chimera with semen and a egg?

Ian Nelson
Ian Nelson

Wash them
Suddenly you have plenty of socks.

Dumb nigger.

Anthony Wilson
Anthony Wilson

who dis semon demon?

Oliver Perry
Oliver Perry

R-18+ Warning

I'm back. I made the puppet a friend and produced this steamy yuri hentai for y'all to fap your hearts out. I bet this even exceeds the magnificence of the bible black english dub. Can't wait for the fan art to roll out.

Brody Price
Brody Price

How the hell you don't know? Ram & Rem (ReZero kara Hajimeru)

Evan Hill
Evan Hill

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Angel Morgan
Angel Morgan

why socks?

napkin master race here.

Thomas Ramirez
Thomas Ramirez

Just another day of an autistic faggot.

Charles James
Charles James

but them in a boat and give them a viking funeral

Justin Fisher
Justin Fisher

This should be a banner

Kevin Cruz
Kevin Cruz

Kawaii jizz sock harem OP!

Lincoln Clark
Lincoln Clark

sugoi!

Jonathan Gomez
Jonathan Gomez

Awesome thread. Socks are best cumrags. I'd say you're supposed to throw them out after a few dozen uses and washes OP, but then we wouldn't have this post.

Ian Carter
Ian Carter

Bumping for morbid curiosity. Quality thread nigga.

Asher Rogers
Asher Rogers

Eh. You don't REALLY need to clean until the crusting starts to scrape and make your dick bleed. Right?

Luke Campbell
Luke Campbell

Cum turns that color over time.

Brandon Adams
Brandon Adams

Ahahah, dude you're a champion. I did the same thing to my chair.

Charles Adams
Charles Adams

I want you to wash them.

Can you get the stains out?

How horrible will it smell?

Will it completely gum up your washing machine?

How many washes will it take to clean them?

You could even take them to a laundromat. That would be fun.

William Ross
William Ross

How're these?

William Harris
William Harris

Here's a man after my own heart…

Isaac Ramirez
Isaac Ramirez

Fuck yea. I like the ones with anime eyes. Maybe add an Holla Forums logo and put in the banner thread.

Isaiah Rogers
Isaiah Rogers

What the heck is in your cum that stains everything like rust??? My cum is white and doesn't really stain at all.

Thomas Turner
Thomas Turner

Damn, that's insane.
You shouldn't throw them out, instead put them all into one of those donation bins, kek

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