Funeral Attendant

Usually the family. Homeless people are cremated by the lowest bidder and put into random cemeteries.

wait what. there are random cemetaries full of homeless people that are bid on??

lol what I meant is that the funeral home will have the remains sent to a cheap cemetery. I've seen one. Apparently, a lot of homeless are veterans.

shouldnt the homeless vets be sent to that grave of the unnamed soldier place?

Ever been walkingredients through the home at night and suddenly a tall old man sees you and points and says "BOOOYYYYYYY"

Have you ever coped a feel?

How does a dead boob feel like? Any hot dead wimmin?

Well,there was one time.
This old woman passed away and she had a rocking set of tits on her.
I had to play with them a little,she didn't know.
I thought about sucking on her grey pussy but my jew boss walked in before I could pound it.
Dead boob feels like a live boob but cold.

Hot!!
:-)