NEET goes to Walmart

Ethan Price
Ethan Price

Which one of you fuckers was this?

Be me, grabbing some eggs and cheese from Walmart because Publix sucks
electronics is right next to cold foods for some reason
dude starts yelling "Here it is! This one right here!"
autistic wailord standing at the end cap of the vidya games tapping his feet and pointing
waving over a super old lady who has that Vietnam flashback look
"This is the one I want grandma!"
Honey, it's rated M, you know what happened after the last one…
"Grandma! It's my birthday, mine! I turned 30, I can play whatever I want!"
It's actually a bit expensive, you know I can't-
"I don't care, you said I could get whatever I wanted and I want this!"
shit continues for maybe another five minutes before someone goes to help them, the entire time this dude screaming at the top of his fucking voice with his tiny grandma just putting up with it
Worker hands him the game and he yells "Oh I don't have any money, my grandma is going to pay for it!"
She's still debating it, autismo is getting louder and louder
He starts to fucking REEEEEEEEEEE and she immediately gives in
"Yay! Thank you so much grandma! You're the best!"
Thank you, dear
Autismo runs off to the front of the store, little old lady slowly walks after him
I look around and there are probably a dozen people in different areas that were watching this shit unfold

Who fucking buys games from Walmart, anyways?

Lucas King
Lucas King

Did this really happen?

Colton Lopez
Colton Lopez

sees all this
doesnt record it
fuck outta here you raging fucking faggit.

Christian Gomez
Christian Gomez

I get really pissed off when walmart people leave perishables in the candy aisle because they're too fucking lazy to put it back.

Connor Bailey
Connor Bailey

Why did you record this?

Jordan Gonzalez
Jordan Gonzalez

I do, but then again Walmart is right next to my fucking house.

Hudson Powell
Hudson Powell

this story is /v/ in a nutshell

Aaron Johnson
Aaron Johnson

I like mark.

Robert Turner
Robert Turner

because you love to ban people, just like him. You two are two peas in a pod. Fucking faggots.

Adam Price
Adam Price

Well, to be fair Mark bans people because /v/ is a board with a topic.

Gabriel Martinez
Gabriel Martinez

So you're basically admitting that you ban people for no reason (aside from the CP for obvious reasons).

Blake Young
Blake Young

implying /v/ isn't a shit board>

Easton Allen
Easton Allen

So you're basically admitting that you ban people for no reason

I usually have a reason; be it spam, CP, pedoshit, etc.

Carson Allen
Carson Allen

I usually have a reason
Usually
As in 51%

Liam Evans
Liam Evans

I like /v/. I think it's one of the best boards on the site.

It's full of conversation, discussion, and user created content. It's well regulated and there isn't a lot of shitty threads; when there are shitty threads the users do a good job at self moderating.

It's not full of the idiot spammers who are constantly trying to shit the place up.

Sure the rules are a bit strict, but it's a board with a specific topic.

Joseph Clark
Joseph Clark

you are pure fucking cancer. This is why I have always disliked you as a vol.

Carter Campbell
Carter Campbell

Its a shit board fam.
Do you like me, user-sama?

Justin Peterson
Justin Peterson

Do you like me, user-sama?

When you first started out I did, because you kept permabanning VPN IPs. I haven't been paying attention to the logs recently so I don't know. I'll get back to you on that.

Aiden Murphy
Aiden Murphy

When you first started out I didn't*

Owen Russell
Owen Russell

Well, get over it. I like /v/ and you can't do anything about it.

Juan Bennett
Juan Bennett

T-thanks dubs-sama

Dominic Nelson
Dominic Nelson

well, I work in a used library store. It's all cute and stuff. We also some times people donates dvd and video and CD's so we have a little cute sectrion were we sell them.

Today I have encounter 25 year old looking fat individual with his mother. I see him atleast once a time every season. he's our main buyer of manga & video-game. Each time I see this individual I just wishe that he buys a classical novel or plato's republic. It hurt to see him.

It's okay to be autist or doing asperger, but buying video games and mango in a shop filled with classical stuff and intense jazz CD's and amth books and shit, is pretty much asking to be an idiot.

Jackson Hill
Jackson Hill

clearly drunk
plato
spouting /pol/edge

Nice fucking bait. 9/10

Aaron Wright
Aaron Wright

What game was it!?

Hey fam ^.^

Thomas Butler
Thomas Butler

plato
plato is 10/10 tbh
spouting /pol/edge
not /pol/, I'd recommend karl max the capital just like I'd recommend the prince by machiavelli
clearly drunk
kinda

9/10
:3

Ryder Peterson
Ryder Peterson

outside of the cave and some surface shit, he kinda stinks, but cheers anyway

Jaxon Roberts
Jaxon Roberts

bink

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