Give me your worst cringe story about yourself

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Dude, that's fucked up.

Me and my friend were at Senior Fun day in highschool. We both liked this bodybuilder chick. I asked her out while she was getting on the bus. She said maybe and she'd text me later.
She never did.
I learned from my friend that she thought I was weird and her friends thought I was creepy.
I don't even know what I did wrong. I haven't asked a girl out since.

That's sounds shit.

I don't see what the big deal is here. I must be missing something.

The mental image of this brings me great joy.

That shit was just about the last straw for me. I have a job and shit now and I've considered trying to go on dates again but it's all about pleasing the women, I fucking swear to god. Either I pay for the whole thing like a beta and try to impress her, or I don't and she probably gets hella pissed and I wasted money on a dinner I wouldn't have paid for anyway. The entire thing just pisses me off. I had the easiest mode possible and I still fucked up. Forget it, women can come to me now, I am sick of trying and being the beta bitch every time.

I think it's just a really weird thing to point out.

I think it was how it came up in the conversation. If you're running out of things to say, then it could work as a way to keep the conversation going. He could make a joke about it or something from there.

If user blurted it out mid-conversation and then didn't say anything else, then it would come off as awkward.

Sometimes I wish I could get women to like me by just talking to them like people and seeing if we like each other or not. But whenever I've tried that it doesn't work. All the advice I've been given is to go through some song and dance to trick girls into thinking you're something else. Fuck all that noise.