Give me your worst cringe story about yourself

There was this girl I knew, who already filled a complaint aggainst me for drawing he portrait when I was sitting next to her in science and telling her she had a nice but In English class.
Few months afterward I started getting feeling for her. When I came to her locker I said: Hi I… I…..I. then I turned my back to her and started crying for no fucking reason at all (I still cringe at myself this day) in front of her, before running away.

I went to this girl during lunch and I asked her in front of everyone "Hi, I really like you, would you like to be my girlfriend?". Everyone bursted in laugh, including her. She said no and I went back to my seat. I am still a virgin.

When I was 10 I proposed to a girl. I even got on one knee. The ring didn't exist, I just pretended it did.

Not that cringy, since you actually had the guts to tell her face to face.

Next time try to already be flirting with each other, before.

You should have proposed with a condom.

Bump

I'm 41, btw.

One time my friend told me that it a was obvious that I browsed chans. I literally wanted to go into my room and never come out again.

Gooble gobble one of us :^)

i have the weird impulse of smiling when i'm uncomfortable. i can't control it and i don't know why it happens.
one time during the last relationship i was in, my ex's dad was giving me a ride home from their house and for some reason, he decided to tell me a sad story about how he accidentally hit a cat with his car on the street we were driving on, and he had to kill it to put it out of its misery.
its worth noting here that i love cats, and seeing them get hurt or abused makes me angry and sad. i sat and listened to this horribly sad story with a huge retard grin on my face the whole time. i still wonder if he thought there was something wrong with me.

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Dude, that's fucked up.

Me and my friend were at Senior Fun day in highschool. We both liked this bodybuilder chick. I asked her out while she was getting on the bus. She said maybe and she'd text me later.
She never did.
I learned from my friend that she thought I was weird and her friends thought I was creepy.
I don't even know what I did wrong. I haven't asked a girl out since.

That's sounds shit.

I don't see what the big deal is here. I must be missing something.

The mental image of this brings me great joy.

That shit was just about the last straw for me. I have a job and shit now and I've considered trying to go on dates again but it's all about pleasing the women, I fucking swear to god. Either I pay for the whole thing like a beta and try to impress her, or I don't and she probably gets hella pissed and I wasted money on a dinner I wouldn't have paid for anyway. The entire thing just pisses me off. I had the easiest mode possible and I still fucked up. Forget it, women can come to me now, I am sick of trying and being the beta bitch every time.

I think it's just a really weird thing to point out.

I think it was how it came up in the conversation. If you're running out of things to say, then it could work as a way to keep the conversation going. He could make a joke about it or something from there.

If user blurted it out mid-conversation and then didn't say anything else, then it would come off as awkward.

Sometimes I wish I could get women to like me by just talking to them like people and seeing if we like each other or not. But whenever I've tried that it doesn't work. All the advice I've been given is to go through some song and dance to trick girls into thinking you're something else. Fuck all that noise.

i have 2 stories related to a friend of mine. important things to know is that we're both guys, he's gay and i'm straight. i also have autism.

we're hanging out one night and he says we should spend the night drinking, so we get thoroughly drunk (this was the first time i ever got drunk) and the conversation somehow leads to him telling me he's always been attracted to me since we were kids and he asks me if i want to have sex with him, and i say no because i'm not gay. he thinks its because he's fat and i say that i'm not attracted to any men at all regardless of their weight and he starts crying, so i held him in my arms to comfort him while he talked about how he's depressed about his life. so now i feel like an asshole for making him cry and shutting him down in a really rude and autistic way.

by this next story he found a boyfriend. the boyfriend was really sarcastic and an asshole to him but he was always nice to me, and i thought it was because my friend mentioned to him that i have autism, so it was like he was going out of his way to be extra nice to me so that he doesn't make fun of the autist tard. i asked my friend to ask him about it a week later and that's exactly what was going on.

here's a cracker for you guys

And that's why i'm a cynical fuck.

That's shitty.
Why a strawberry?

Did you guys ever do sex?

no

That's good.

Because I was a stupid fucking hormonal teenager with the social ability of an autistic shut-in.

Oh. Still it sounds kind of sweet. If someone had done that to me I would have been flattered.

I wish. I was beaten over the head with it until the day I left that shithole.

I can't do anything to change that. But what I can do is say this. You don't seem like a bad guy. Try to enjoy life.

I've got a few things. This one's going to be long and not much happens besides me being an oblivious dipshit.

First some background

skip to Fall 2014
for reference, the student commons is a large, open space for students. It's filled with circular tables and sits about four people.

I messed up so many times. I caught feelings for her and it fucked me up for awhile. It was hard to type this because most of these things I'd rather forget. I saw her a few times after that semester, but I usually only said hey or hi if we passed each other. The whole thing motivated me to get better with girls which has been a long trial and error so far. I'm glad it's over though.

let me see if I have this right

you were interested in this girl in high school cause she's cute and then you happen to recognize her a few years later, and despite not ever talking to her or trying to get to know her you thought she might want to go out with you because you sent a few awkward texts and occasionally said hi?

yeah no, right after you called her a chubby ginger I lost hope. bad combo, those two.

That's the gist of it. That was the longest interaction I'd ever had with a girl at the time, and I was borderline socially retarded. I'm surprised I didn't do anything worse doing the whole thing.

YOu don't fucking say!

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There was a class for retarded people in my seconfary school. It went from midly retarded kids to deeply retarded 22 years olds. One of the guy would come to the bathroom and stare at his own dick in the mirror, in front of every one.
He would either pleasure him self, or try to piss in 3 urinorr at the same time from the side.

Also people seemed to not pay attention.

There was also a tall retarded that would stare at the people shitting, from above the door.

And a fucking autistic retard that needed a cord to hold is glasses for when he went incredibly retarded, smaching his on face on random class door, from the corridor, while screaming PAPA GAY!

For some reason, the public masturbator would always be assigned at the charity chocolate and cupcake sale table.

I regret this one the most, I didn't even fucking try.

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If I counted all the young hot girls number I got but did not butter to contact because I was a pussy when I was 16, I would hang my self with a leather belt.

For fuck sake I even got the reputation of the guy who flirt with every girls, but never call them.

that was the only girl that gave me her number like that, most of the ones that hit/flirted with me were nasty, covered in red flags, already had a kid in high school, fat, or a mixture of the above.

I just want a cute, good wife dump my babby batter into. seems this is extremely difficult in these times

I have pretended to be disabled on rock concert to get better view. I had wheelchair and everything. I sat next to disabled girl who could barely speak after a while we became friends she asked me if she could sit on my lap. I have agreed to it. While she was on my lap i got boner she noticed and started to feeling my dick with her hand that wasnt retarded. Her parents saw everything but didn't gave a shit because they thought retards have retard fun sexy times.

If someone know me please end my life.

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Kill yourself

Some men can only dream. Other men make those dreams come true.

There was this hot girl who must be 16 now, she was 3 grade younger then me who I never called but talked to a bunch of time. I had her number in my Ipod touch but my bag got stollen by a cab in my trip to Washington, so I'll never get that chance. Unless I come to her school just to say, high But I got a beard now, so It would look suspicious that I come back just to flirt with young girl who may have a bf now.

Some of the girls wo were in my elementary school class had children and dropped out of highschool, and it piss me off that they have knew enough boys to get pregnant an yet I still haven't got laid.

My guess I that you are a white american, because hispanic is not a color, most hispanic are dark white, juste like drake. Yeah, Drake is fucking white, who keep saying nigger in public.

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I categorized girls to help me with my problem talking to girls I found attractive.
Any time that I would look at her in the eye she would blush and/or look away.
Made her laugh a lot because I liked her smile.
Her eyes were the second best thing about her and probably the best I've ever seen so far, as well as her smile.
Pretty anti-social and like to keep myself to myself.

Pinger?
"Hey it's me user, my phone broke yesterday. Are you alright? Didn't go to school today, missed having someone to have fun with."
"Oh ok, thanks for letting me now! Sorry for like texting you, didn't know" :: "Want to leave a message to her or something?" :: "No that's ok thanks anyway :)"

Stay outside the building with security guard standing by.
By this time it had passed an hour and a half and he was just about ready to go because it was late.
>Tell her I like her don't know why I made a big deal about it. It was my first time opening myself to anyone, so I guess that's why
anymore
sooner
boyfriend
I'm dumbfounded at this point and just agree
Those messages creeped her out
Agree again

That bigger hole? It was with B and C.

I was above average looking in that school. And tall. A was short and could call her "petite"

B and C were both short and "petite" but they didnt quite fit in my "jesus christ I want to spill my spaghetti all over you" category like A did.

B liked me a lot. And I liked her as well but not as strong as A. She would always shout my name whenever she saw me in the meetings afterschool, and she started calling me names
Jesus fucking christ she was and still is attractive but she just couldn't spill my spaghetti and I was careful because my feelings got hurt because I couldn't keep my ravioli in my pockets

Got pretty close, even after A, and hugged and we talked and so on.
Eat and play uno and win once but start having group conversation with alumni.
I know I described myself as anti-social but I started to look at things differently and it helped and I became a "class clown" and now my goal was to make everyone laugh
goddamn she was warm. Eventually she got even closer.
>fuck, I realized what happened only until I did my daily crying session before going to sleep.

She's moving to a college out of state so hopefully I won't have to torture myself anymore.

checking my own trips

C may qualify as a semi slut.
She went out with a lot of guys but never really got "serious".
She would tell about her secrets once I got deep into her circle of friends.
idk, it could be friend zoning but there was more to it than just friends.

She used to sit in front of me criss cross apple sauce style with her legs spread and I could contemplate all of her
>Our lips nearly touched a couple of times and she would giggle it out

Got close to her and we still message through instagram and snapchat
I only use social media and these types of messaging platforms because family and people I know use it

"lmao no not now he's here"
>????
>Her bf looked like he got cucked by me. He sat in a corner playing with something in his hands looking down and sad.
>wudufug I could have not done this myself so I proceed to go on with B.

idk, my spaghetti didn't feel the same with C. I could've had something but it didn't feel right.
I guess this is spaghetti because of all the missed opportunities I had.

If anything, I'll take as many chances as I can while not forcing anything and I'll talk to more people face to face to avoid the general spaghetti :^)

Looking back. There was a time when i got caught masturbating. Several times.

I used to watch tv shows with hot girls because I didn't know at the time what porn was.

First Time:
>Startled and mid erection I try to gotta go fast
>holy fuck what am i doing
"Hey no problem."
Grown cousin, the person that popped his head in the room, extends his hand to shake mine.
"nonono, I know what you were doing with that hand. Give me the other one."
"Sure you are."

Second Time:

Too funny user

Fuck user, I totally feel you here, we all have to start somehow right?

It was at least 10x worse for me though, too fucked up to even post in this thread.

yeah, experience is experience. Just post it user, it'll feel good to get it out. I mean just don't do anything that will trace back to you.

heheh

Thats actually super fucking ballsy. Good for you!

Why would you ever confess feelings for a girl you don't know? Who does this?

See above

you were 10. who cares?
see

Protip: if a girl even says I just want a relationship nowadays, she's just saving face. Her spots have not changed.

Srsly tho why get so upset over rejection? Maybe its cause I went through the whole PUA phase and approached 100s of girls at random that I don't give a fuck anymore (spilled plenty of spaghetti, although selectively removed from my memories).

And now I have a qt3.14 gf so it all was worth it!

Our parent know each other and I went to the cinema with her once, than her parents drove me home and that was it.

Also she's friend with my neighbor.

sick

sick

hahaha
that's awesome
you probably made her day too

doesn't belong in a cringe thread, that's mastermind

To most of the guys in here,

Asking out, flirting or even talking to girls just takes practice. It sucks to be rejected or make a fool of yourself, but you will become better, and the rejection won't feel so heavy after a few times.

Everything in life is practice, and to try and fail is what leads to success.
Keep going, avoid the same mistakes, relax and be straight forward.

If you like a girl, make it clear as soon as you can. Don't hesitate, don't let,the feelings build up inside.

This is good advice.
And it's exactly what I am currently trying to do, approaching girls everyday.

Autism is a motherfucker

For fuck sake my last gf kept telling me how all the guys who have been with her have only been for fucking. And I did not want her to think the same about me, so I did not fuck her right away, and she taught it was strange and broke up with me.

Congratulations, you recent foray into the world of women has made evident just how garbage they are.

Wait for sexbots, my friends.

goddamn, and i thought i was autistic. why would a woman invite you to sleep in the same bed as you if she didn't want you to fuck her?

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Were they bald because they had cancer? That'd make the story worthwhile.

should've given her the D more thoroughly after concert

Sympathies, user.

Because she is autistic.

You spelt cocktease wrong user

nice

Well, all three of my lowest points involve the same girl, in a way they sum up the stages of my life as a whole – childhood, adolescence, and adulthood

I literally never even say her vagina or naked breasts

shut it darkie.
Hispanics are not white and light niggers are a species all their own

enter false, overly acted french accent
It was days before I realized that it was a real proposition of a threesome with two slutty girls who wanted to pop my cherry. Later that year a fat mexican waitress named Jesse Chavez taught me all about clits and g-spots and I became a sex idol.
Thank you and good night.

When I was 16, I volunteered at the local church delivering messages between the priest and old people who were too weak to come to the church. This was before everyone had phones and it was a small town so the priest had a book that he wrote stuff in and then I went to the old people and read what he'd written to them, then wrote down what they said and read it to the priest. Of course the priest himself went to visit them too but he was pretty busy since there were always people at the church and he was the only priest in town so he had sermons and stuff all by himself.

Well, one day I went to one of the old women who'd been really sick for a long time and her granddaughter came to the door instead of her son (the girl's father), and she was crying and told me her grandma had died and her parents were carrying her body to the church — I hadn't met them on the way so I assumed they were going on the road whereas I used a shortcut.

Being a hormonal teenager, I got a boner at the thought that I was alone with this girl I'd had a crush on since first grade. You have to understand I had never touched a girl before and there was no sex ed whatsoever, and I'd only fapped twice so the natural move for me was to ask her if she had ever "peeled her banana" and she looked at me like I was speaking gibberish, so I pulled my dick out and said "I think there's a little bit of the Holy Spirit in it because it feels good, you should try it!"

She pushed me out of the door and slammed it in my face, screaming that she'd tell her parents when they get back. I had no idea I'd done anything wrong until two days later the priest told me her parents had told him I'd tried to rape her, to which I responded by pulling my dick out and showing him what I'd done. He was like "oh… that's not rape, then, but it is sexual harassment" and if I did it again he would tell the police and I'd go to prison, and when I die I'd go to hell. I haven't talked to a girl ever since except if it was unavoidable. I have not touched one either, and that remains the only time I have ever touched a female except for occasionally hugging my mother and aunt.

Guy you replied to, that's almost worse. God the sniffing….I would have wanted to slap those bitches. At least SAY something for fucks sake.

But you did nothing wrong. I mean it's a retarded piece of small talk but they were probably saying things just as retarded. It being some sort of faux pas relies heavily on everyone pretending to know nothing about anything that isn't alcohol or celebrities. No one's like that. Everyone knows what a Shaolin monk looks like. If I were ever going to consider letting a woman touch me I'd want her to at least have something to say about Shaolin monks if they came up. I guess a pleasant chuckle would be sort of passable but like, someone brought up Shaolin monks, they could contrast Shaolin with Wushu, or ask the group what their favorite martial arts movies are, or whatever.

You're not the one that dropped the conversation, they're just retards. I mean, do you really feel insufficient because you drew a visual comparison while drunk that someone trying really hard to be offended could do a painfully obvious intentional job of misconstruing as an insult to their attractiveness despite you mentioning the hoods prominently in your sentence?

Do you all really want to fit into a social sphere with the main selling point that no one is interested in fucking anything but going through minor variations of the same stale old rituals just constantly, over and over?

hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA HOLY SHIT THIS HAPPENED TO ME TOO

Another story of someone doing literally nothing wrong or inappropriate.

Bonus points for I Am A Hero.

But user that was the fucking ideal reply to her telling you that shit. Also if she's not lying, what sort of turbocuck is her husband to be imagining the scenario where his friends fuck and marry his wife after he dies?

This is another thing not to be cringed about. Zero reaction to dumb shit. You were a cool kid.

That's hilarious but not as if you did anything wrong, also she knew exactly what she was doing and probably loved being able to do it in front of her parents because she had them convinced she was more retarded than she was.
Always suspect retards, they ALWAYS play it up.

I have never told anyone the story of my dating history (it's filled with cringe), so I hope you all enjoy:

part 1: first encounter

>crushed.penis
>my facebook comes up in her suggested friends I assume and she calls me creepy and tells me to leave her alone

It was the first time I experienced getting rejected by a girl I liked, so it hit me pretty hard. I'm actually in the process of doing the whole PUA thing and meeting more girls than I've ever done before. I've been slacking off on it, but I'm planning to pick it back up soon.

You can't just leave off with something that attention grabbing and then pull away the steak. Post it and revel in the pain of all the other anons here.

I'm a huge light weight and got shit-faced at a gathering with individuals in my friend group at school. I'm a sad drunk and wound up getting, firstly, teary-eyed in front of everyone and, secondly, leaving to go to the bathroom to full on cry only to have to be consoled by another of my friends.

It was pretty embarrassing. Though he's pretty good looking.

I wanted to kill myself

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7th Grade
Now thinking back on it now I'm pretty sure that was just a joke to lighten the mood but in my infinite wisdom I responded
Smooth I know
Some time passes
I'm a broken man now

why?

Became extremely introverted and lost all self confidence which was the catalyst for all the shit that would happen to me at my new school

I know that feel bro. I've been told I smell like a corpse, it's funny because I have Cotard's so when I'm having a bad day I think I'm a corpse that for some reason remains conscious and physically functional. That said it is probably connected, as when I'm depressed and forget I'm alive I stop showering, brushing my teeth, and if it's really bad I can legit shit myself without realizing it. I usually don't go out if I'm like that but sometimes I do to check if others can see me, or if I'm just a ghost. People then think I'm homeless which is embarrassing, as I later feel better and get back to my senses…

Topest of fucking keks.

I thought you said "turbocock" and had to re-read your post like twenty times trying to make sense of how him imagining his friends fucking and marrying his wife would make him a turbocock before I finally noticed that it was "turbocuck", not "turbocock".

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You know what I meant faggot

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This seems made up, got anymore stories?

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Maybe you are a 5yo girl.

I posted tits and became a tripfag here ♥️♥️👄💖💗💋❤️💞💓💗😜😜💦♥️

And then you killed yourself, right

Not yet!! ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

Don't be ashamed user. It's actually heartwarming and I feel a lot of empathy for u 💗💗💗

So you will?
Good riddance

wat? I think you got ur replies mixed up bby 😜

Bamb 👆🏻👆🏻🤘🏻👊🏻🙌🏻💖💞❤️

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It's like you don't enjoy the gorilla lyf, faggot.

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Nigger, you dodged a bullet. This bitch is dumb as shit, and also a whore. She bases who she spreads for on their choice of vest. Ponder that shit for a moment.

Wow, are you like, literally autistic? I'm not joking. You probably actually HAVE autism. Go see a doctor.

What are you, gay?

No autism. That's the right response. Fuck that bitch friendzoning you in a fantasy she has where her husband's dead and then getting another friend to cuck you.

Do you give off a cuck vibe m8?
Fix yourself

I know this is Holla Forums but holy shit

Should've fucked her right in the pussy

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I got banned from riding the school bus in Junior high because I was an edgy little faggot and threatened to skin people. I got put in handcuffs and everything by a local cop. That's about it.
I mean I have other stories so feel free to ask.

recently farted at a family dinner, i was the only one who didn't noticed it, til it got fully awkward and all looked at each other and finally figured out it was me who have let the gas. i then tried to compliment the sauce, but not with success since it was store bought. it was the only good thing at the table, pleasekillmenow.jpg

fucking

GENIUS

im crying inside

No, you walk away because you're a socially awkward loser.

That's fucking brilliant

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I know that now, but it was pretty fucking brutal at the time…

that said I would probably still chop my arm off with a rusty saw if it made her happy… pity me for I see my weakness but am powerless to correct it… just have to avoid being anywhere near her or hearing her name or seeing things that make me think of her…

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that'd be kinda sweet if it wasn't so brutally fucked up.

Black people are chill. You just felt awkward in a situation you have no experience with.

I was just looking for a thread to cringe up.
here's my weekly diary post on Holla Forums.

1o/6/2769 slept 17somethng-oooo. nightmares are worse than ever, invading my waking more and more. Really should not be hungry after eating great food. before o43o finished th tom sum and cola w/ bread, hard to use my damned mug w/o th handle but replacements are $1o in th mall, everythng is jacked up worse nw than in th hyperinflation.

Accidentally slept from like 13-192oish, dressed and walked quickly, got there 2ooo, mat was playing at a full table so I went to sit next to jade, he had to point out a chair for me again, I’m being to hard on myself but I feel so fucking incompetent all th fucken time. They were in a game, jade asked how I was, I can’t explain, asked how much his shrink is, he said to get a trust to pay for th first 1o, didn’t really get to talk to him after that, he was busy w/ richard & his gf & her brother, ewen asked me to buy boosters so I did, 2$15 15 card boosters, he said to get th 5th down on th 3rd row, that one had a $6o foil mythic, jade put it in a sleeve & in his bag, he left w/ it, should sell it, I nw have too many cards to hold in th box, everyone else has lives going on, jade is back in his cage & had 3 job interviews since richard last saw him, had a trial he has been working at this wk, but if he gets another job on monday he’ll swap, richard said jade is ‘fucking’ getting back together with Kosh. I feel so fucken hollow. Later julian & amie showed up, amie askedif I wanted to move in with them, I agreed, mat has plans going and amie wanted to get her sister a bf so she asked mat and mat played her of to vincent who mat wanted to get laid, mat & jade spent awhile arguing about netflix & petrol money while amie & mat seat swapped so he could ask me to move in, I tried to keep up conversation w/ her but I was also still ina game w/ richard’s group, I need to u my interaction w/ them. After 22, as ewen, walt & aaron & his crew had to go, I talked to mat alittl, mat had already eaten mcd so I stalled to see if anyone else wanted to go but when jade & julians game ended rich & julian decided that was it, so amie asked if I wanted a ride, I stalled seeing if we were doing anythng else, mat was supposed to get a ride w/ us but he was late so I asked about it, amie answered but I couldn’t hear her, then she explained she was eavesdropping in his plan, so I trusted that & we went w/o him, no idea how that went. In bed 23oo.

oh I forgot to write
feelsbadman.sav

this shit is unreadable.

it's a stream of consciousness diary.

Please do. I bet you're a 30 year old pedo you fucking loser

I don't see anything wrong here. I think they were teasing you, or they got paranoid from all those "don't take candy from strangers" PSAs.

I agree man, I agree. I've pretty much given up on actually trying.

these are things that are only covered up by other meaningful experiences. I advise you go out and make memories, user.

photography is good, this is some of my own. Get a real camera, not a phone. doesnt have to be expensive

this is true, I'd say don't give up tho user. It's a sad state of affairs to die without elevation, without innocence, or without reproducing.

yeah, you've got to realize that a pretty girl like that has probably gotten a lot of spaghetti spilled in front of her in her lifetime.

There is a long tradition of spaghetti going back to caveman days but it was much, much easier back then because there were so few choices. Being around a multiplicity of people is a singularly unnatural state of being, yet this is modern life.

If I wrote my life down as a resume I would sound like a fucking bad ass motherfucker who masters all kinds of things with little effort.

I actually stumble in life like a plastic bag on a windy day and all accomplishments I ever had are spectacular failure.

People look up to me or look down on me, both are not what I am looking for.

GREAT example

all I have left is my 2d waifu and free drugs from the VA.

Same here, same here. I was a cool dude according to my friends, but was too scared to actually go out with girls or form relationships. I was asked out twice probably in a year's span, and flirted with 2 others. Just said no, one invited me to the movies, I guess I was just too much into another girl and shy/scared for the real thing. They became bad memories over the years and because of that I can't even remember the stories correctly.

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That doesn't make any sense. You don't volunteer to drive home. What did you do, leave your car in the parking lot all night?

What's your secret?

In high school I was close friends with this girl, every day on my way home I'd stop and wait for her to get out of her school *different high schools relatively nearby*, she'd come running out and hug me. One day her, her guy friend, my bi friend and I are all hanging out in the forest, we're all making fun of her friend calling him Niglet*hes half black half white*, bi friend starts flirting with female, he chases her up, catches her starts taking off her bra *shes totally fucking into it* asks me for help, I get up and rebuckle her bra for her. Rest of the day becomes kinda regular.
…tfw cockblocked myself and others from 10/10 ass.
i did see a nipple though so at least there's that

Another story. Me and girl had been kinda hanging out for 3 years, dated once fought a lot *kind of like those couples that fight a lot but just need a good fucking to calm down*, 2.5 years into it, we date again, one day she's sick from school, I skip, because why the fuck not, go to her house home alone with her, listening to music she leans in for a kiss, I kiss her back, do it again… WELL autistic me didn't know what to do from there so I went back to listening to music, 20 minutes later her dad comes home, I run upstairs climb out the window jump down and run away without being seen. Get a text saying she wanted to go further.
I really fucking hate myself

Making an ass of yourself actually reverses the aging process.

Not that guy, but I would not suggest selling your soul to Satan. It might seem like a good idea at the time, you may ask for immortality but the cost is far too high for it to be worth it in the end. Most people don't realize that if you sell your soul, it's non-refundable. The thing is, it isn't just your soul that you're giving up; think of it as any other exchange. Your soul is the currency, but that's all. You give away your soul like you give away money, but its value isn't guaranteed. Considering most people who sell their souls have nothing that any demon would ever want, their souls are more or less worthless once they die; If the soul was all that was being given up, then there'd be nothing special about any of that shit because most people go to hell anyway. What you're giving away is certainty. You'll never know when you may die, because your life is more or less worthless once your soul is gone and there's nothing holding your consciousness in this world except for your own physical brain. The chain that connects your soul to your body is gone, and at any moment you could just die if you do something impulsively as your soul is not there to keep you together. You'll have to be really careful with your life from then on even if part of your deal is immortality — you'll never die, if you do get that bargain (very, very unlikely these days especially) but nothing is stopping you from falling into a coma that you'll never wake up from or getting shot in the head or falling face first from a building and being declared dead and cremated or buried; you'd still be alive but the only difference would be that you'd have no chance of reincarnation or any other release from wandering around in an infinite darkness forever — so there's really no point in doing it. Never sell your soul. You'll be in debt way out of your depth, by default, and anything you do that is inconvenient to anyone whether alive or dead is going to increase that debt more and more and in the end you'll end up having to pull a genocide to get even. Don't do it.

You deserved it for your lack of honour. When a woman sees a man submit to complete inaction and allow himself to be dominated it turns their stomachs, if you'd attempted to fight back you could of at least maintained your dignity and self respect.
A saying that I find to be very true is that a coward dies a hundred deaths each day, an honourable man does only once.
It's better to take a painful beating or even risk death than it is to spend your life being a passive betafaggot.
DON'T WASTE YOUR LIFE BEING A SUBMISSIVE LITTLE BITCH

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I feel you man

Gotta love that shit

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I meant stories from his life, you know, like what the thread is all about.

Jesus christ this place is retarded.

You do the nervousness smile too? It's nice to see another autistic tard like myself exists

Go for a high five

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that's not so bad since no one was there watching it unfold.

just you

Bump for more misery

kek, a webm in the making right there